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An Über Game of Wink Murder. (1520 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 0.48 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Timmah <these_bloody_handz.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-14 19:54:20 EDT


Ok I'm taking this idea from a forum I spend a lot of time on. I think a couple of people on here are from that forum, actually.

Anyways, it works like this:

The first thirty people to sign up are in the game. Once all thirty have signed up I will choose one of you at random to be the murderer, so please leave your email address on your sign up reply so that I can contact you.

The remaining twenty nine will be townsfolk. Once the murderer is chosen he/she will send me daily emails to inform me of who they have murdered, how they have murdered them and where they murdered them.

The murderer must leave a clue in some of the murders so that it's easier for the remaining 29 townsfolk to determine who it is. Every time there is a murder the townsfolk must vote for who they personally believe the murderer to be.

The person with the most votes will then be lynched. If the person you have lynched is innocent the game will continue until the murderer is found.

I will post a list of the thirty people in the game once all thirty have signed up.

Don't forget to leave your email or your aim so that I can contact you.

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Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-04 17:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

zakgarcia.at.yahoo.com


Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this.is.ross.at.gmail.com

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

start it up!!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 01:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aint nothin but a g thang bab ay

Submitted by harmlessness <zaq1xsw2> at 2004-08-15 19:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well i guess it could be nice,
if i could touch your body,
i know not every body,
has got a body like me,
but i gotta think twice,
before i give my heart away,
and i know all the games you play,
cause I play them too.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck it we can play with 14. Just wont be a very long game. Right so the list of players is below. Once the first murder has been commited I will write up a coroners report and Tim will post it in a seperate post. There will be a post for each murder and you shall vote in that post and that post only. Seeing as we are all in different places I cannot really give a time limit so we shall say that lynchings will take place once all 14 players have voted. If after a day not all players have voted we will just carry on without them for that lynching. This doesn't mean they have lost their place in the game. Just their vote for that day. To whoever I pick as murderer don't forget to make the murders interesting. Oh one more thing. Murderers may only murder in one way once. For example, you can use a knife as many times as you like however you can only slit someones throat once.

Ok I'm now about to choose the murderer and once the first murder has taken place I will give the coroners report to stonedsilly to post.

Game on!

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok so far the gamers are:

Method
OICU812
not_the_cheesecake
Fartman
sg11588
CDizzle
Logos
spedmonkey
Slypher
Spookster
fluff
munkeypants
sebcharrot
Stonedsilly

We need 6 more at least. Even thought stonedsilly is going to be posting all coroners reports and overseer's reports. He will have no idea of who the murderer is etc etc. He will only be used to post reports of murders and lynchings. Linkwhore this post and get more people to sign up.


Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuckit, here's my email anyway:

strife0870.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Erm how many people we got so far ?

If we have more than twenty i suppose we could start.

Hold on I'll check then tell you if we can go ahead then I'll email the murderer.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh people...why don't you all move your sweet arses in here, so we can start this whodunnit...

Timmah: if thesre's not enough peeps by morrow, why don't we just start over with the ones we got till now?

I WANNA PLAY!

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ironmaiden_kickass.at.hotmail.com

Damn fucking straight they kick ass.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seb get on aim

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Munkey I'm sure your penis is fine the way it is, don't be opening any of those emails! ;)

Um, yeah sure. Sign me up.





ironmaiden_kickass.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

[12:56:34] SnugglesAssassin: don't you have little boys to be fucking

[12:56:57] harmlessness: wow, how clever.. coming from "snuggles_the_rapist."

[12:57:03] SnugglesAssassin: yes

[12:57:11] SnugglesAssassin: You are the worst of uber

[12:57:47] harmlessness: Oh, yes. I am the worst. ESPECIALLY considering that my rating would be somewhere around 1.0 had Fetish not killed it

[12:57:55] SnugglesAssassin: WOW

[12:57:56] harmlessness: what's your average rating, bitch?

[12:57:59] SnugglesAssassin: ratings mean shit

[12:58:13] harmlessness: Ratings show how much people like your shit

[12:58:16] SnugglesAssassin: If I wanted a higher rating I'd have one

[12:58:18] harmlessness: unless you have a spammer

[12:58:21] SnugglesAssassin: no it means how gay you are

[12:58:21] harmlessness: bullshit

[12:58:25] harmlessness: you can't write for shit

[12:58:33] harmlessness: your jokes are low-brow and cliché.

[12:58:34] SnugglesAssassin: coming from you that hurts

[12:58:48] SnugglesAssassin: you are just a fagtard

[12:58:55] SnugglesAssassin: why weren't you aborted

[12:59:00] harmlessness: dude, go fuck yourself. you're like fetish, except you have a guy fetish
instead of a girl fetish.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you left, fag.

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is this crap. You people fucking sicken me.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what fluff said!

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

comeon peeps! we need more cluedos here!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MORE MORE MORE

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-15 11:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cooool!

munkeypants at hotmail dot com

you better not sign me up for spam stuff. I already get plenty of
offers for penis enlargement.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-08-15 08:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Count me in on that.

fluff.at.datacomm.ch

Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2004-08-15 02:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


I'm up for this.

It'll be like a game of Cluedo. Online. With Uberers.

For some reason I keep thinking "It was bart in the drawing room with the Peener".

Anyway.

alexv.at.i4free.co.nz

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

revolverator.at.earthlink.net
Yuo already have my AIM.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tim, you know my AIM. Hook me up.

Submitted by Logos (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Logos1596.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

err, canyouhearus56.at.yahoo.com



Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-14 23:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GO POST THAT DOESNT HAVE ALL THE REVIEWS NEEDED WOOO!

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Honestly, I usually only have time to get online once or twice a week.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's only once a day.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd play, if I had the time. I don't. Sorry.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-14 22:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Which is why I will be producing coroners reports choosing the murderer etc. Stonedsilly is simply my medium through which to exert my genius. Or somthing ro rhat effect.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahhh. I see.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sg, it was timmah's idea, but he didn't want to post more than once.

So I offered to post it for him and give him credit.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait...What the fuck?!?!?! StonedSilly??

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have no idea why...but for some reason your name actually makes me think you're crippled.

sg11588.at.hotmail.com (this better not be a scam for you to send me spam consisting shemales...I would like that too much)

"Timmah!"

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fartman678.at.hotmail.com

Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude... sounds kick ass

barnyard_duck1984.at.yahoo.co.uk

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

we need twenty-eight more people.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Okay, OLAS, I have your email. You're in.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. what a stupid story. so stupid..... i loved it..... +2 for all

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish to participate.

Naysayer3000.at.yahoo.com

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-14 20:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not signing up.

THIS IS A GHETTO ASS NOT AS FUN ONLINE VERSION OF MAFIA!!

Damnit, somewhere, someone has to have mafia copyrighted.

And lookit what playing mafia got me into last time:


http://www.ubersite.com/m/40333

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-14 19:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

method.at.nyc.rr.com


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