Wanker Of The Week: V (4876 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.48 on 130 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-08-15 09:38:46 EDT
Wanker Of The Week - V
This edition was a toss up between two total tossers. It was likely that Tom was going to be the only member so far, to claim two golden phalli in succession. However, he has been toppled by the scrotum faced, spic-a-like, I_have_a_social_complex. A.K.A. Fetish.
He, like Tom has nothing better to do than sit on a computer all day long arguing with each other who has the smaller penis, who's boned each other's mothers more and other inane banter to heat up their posts. Here's a typical day in the life of Fetish:
8.47am:- Wake up in a pool of dead skin and semen.
8.49am:- Turn on PC, if not already left on overnight to download the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
8.50am:- Masturbate.
9.16am:- Eat some Nik Naks™ found down back of sofa. Grab a "soda" and return to computer.
9.20am:- Pornography? Masturbate.
9.34am: - Time for Ubersite. Noticed three new female users on the site.
9.35am:- Change name to "I_have_a_" "_fetish" to correspond with one or all of the new female users names. Hey, why not? Lojope, Kristen, Circe and the rest wouldn't give you the crust off their clit, anyway. Try and try again, right?
9.36am: - Notice that Tom has posted on Ubersite. Access all accounts he owns to -2 Tom's post. Tom's already +2'd his post with all his alter-egos, so we must act fast to dilute this.
9.59am:- Log back in as "I_have_an_anyone_fetish_please_respect_me" and work on a shitty post with a faggot title like "Kickass food Friday".
10.20am:- Log into all other accounts to +2 it as much as possible as Tom has begun -2'ing with all his accounts.
11.04am:- Drink milk. Masturbate.
11.24am:- Consider leaving the house and meeting some real people.
11.25am:- AOL chat, masturbate to "princess14_f_CA" typing *takes panties off*
11.40am:- Back onto Ubersite. Name changed to "I_have_a_princess14_f_CA_fetish". Spend time refreshing own post and -2'ing Tom's work.
12.28pm:- Eat some toast, drink more "soda" and work on a post about how many hits he gets in a day to inform everyone else how cool he isn't.
1.34pm:- "Getting a bit cheesey in here." Opens window.
1.35pm:- Browsing of Ubersite and refreshing own posts. Finding more Tom posts to -2.
4.06pm:- Eat something he writes about on "How to make a kickass sandwich".
4.29pm:- Read a Lojope post with camwhore.
4.30pm:- Print screen, paste in MS Paint, print.
4.31pm:- Name reverted to "I_have_a_Lojope_fetish".
4.32pm:- Masturbate. Again.
4.50pm: - More of the same for hours.
10.28pm:- Reads unkind responses to his posts by Tom and cannot come back with a retort to a fifteen year old.
10.31pm:- Constructs dartboard on door made from an old Kellogg's Corn Flakes™ box and another printed picture of a Tom jpeg.
10.32pm:- Commence swearing and throwing shit at makeshift dartboard, holding back tears of rage.
10.46pm:- Stamp dartboard to bits and return to PC as he's found a response to Tom's earlier "You suck, fetish!".
10.48pm:- Type "You fucking SUCK TOM!" on Tom's post.
11.14pm:- Still no response from Tom. "He must be in bed". Consider it a victory.
11.18pm:- Masturbate. "Ow" it aches a bit".
11.26pm:- Ask mother whether an aching "naughty bit" is cancer and panic.
11.27pm:- Return to bedroom humiliated and browse Ebay for Lord Of The Rings memorabilia.
12.31am:- Masturbate painfully once more and retire to bed. Another eventful day.
1am: - Dreaming about Lojope giving a hand-job.
Put that on a fucking chart, you pointless wanker.
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you need a job
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-11-29 10:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Wierdo (user info) at 2004-09-19 19:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Submitted by teusdaydeIay (user info) at 2004-09-18 17:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If your are a joke, I missed the punch line.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-13 18:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got no beef with fetish, but I laughed. Carried on a little long.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*KA-CHING!* and one more... *KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!**KA-CHING!*
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*KA-CHING!*
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FETISH GOT OWNED!
W00H00!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-12 19:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone else he's bothered asked me to resurrect this.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just like that river twisting through dusty land!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
t
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There'll be more. As long as people keep fucking up, there'll be more.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The award was retired because Fetish was gonna win it every week anyways.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably not. This one was close enough.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-06 04:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you going to update/repost this now that Fetish's real pic has been revealed?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/kaelic
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looking for a sixth, people.
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-19 14:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still gold
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ACHTUNG!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kaiserslauten?
Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin ay!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gladbach, Borussia Moenchen..?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gleep!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-18 04:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gloop!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glarp
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Notice the rating of this post Fetish? What does that tell you?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I clicked on this and was pleasantly suprised to see it wasn't me. Then I was delighted to see that Fetish had won this presitigious award. He deserves it!
Congratulations Fucker! I hope you get arrested when you try to meet that 14 yr old boy I am sure you've been cybering with.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, +2 points for you.
Or, en espanol: Dos puntos para tu. (Fuck accents)
How long do you think until Fetish starts blamming my posts, now that I've said that?
I'm guessing 37 seconds.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make me a star Tuesday!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One way, your week will be wanked. Maybe. To be honest, I can't see another of these cropping up for a while yet.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wank my week, bitch.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Based on Tom's responses, he's now the leader in the running for Wanker Of The Year, too.
Way to be.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone know the best way to bunk into Leeds festival on the Thursday morning?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Had to come back and give another +2 for good measure.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-08-17 05:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed out loud at 10:32.
-Bus
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 18:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not Fetish's real face. I think I saw one pic of him once and it vaguelay resembled that face. Without the massive deformations, though. In place was a penis, I'll say, as I'm completely mature and all that. What what?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 18:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe if we're lucky, fetish shall be the one overdosing. if hes hated in real life as much as he is on here, then just maybe..
maybe..
nobody likes you fetish. go gourge your eyes out with your wanker.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 18:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that fetish's real face?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's Tuesday, he's so hot right now!
Submitted by Hammertime (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I posted this- http://www.ubersite.com/m/41254 I had no idea Fetish was actually Chinese.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:40:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
I_totally_have_a_tuesdaydelay_fetish_indeed
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I do!
Submitted by UberUser (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by steve_the_pirate (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my name
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A dollar was 57p to me at the given time of purchase. Do you know what else I can get with 57p? Not even a game of pool at my local pub.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 11:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you paid bart a dollar
how stupid do you feel
why are people stupid?
i wish i die
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Do a daily diary for me! Please? This is priceless. If I were fetish I'd print this out and frame it.
Submitted by Rocket_stapler (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest and saddest thing ever!!
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I_totally_have_a_tuesdaydelay_fetish_indeed
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by Guerrilla (user info) at 2004-08-16 05:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn I really missed the atmosphere of ubersite. Oh good post by the way.
Submitted by razorbladepianos (user info) at 2004-08-16 05:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 03:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seventy?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-16 03:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That guy's a cunt!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-16 01:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-16 01:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lalala....
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2004-08-16 01:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a funny ass hate post/series.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:09:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot the most important part.
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That quote shows how much the ratings on this website are this guy's life.
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-08-16 01:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Insulting people is awesome.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, User ID 9993, I do think I am all high and mighty. Now fuck off.
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
This was pretty amusing -- and before anyone says anything, I have no fucking clue who any of you are, because I just innocently stumbled upon the site not too long ago. I don't care if "fetish" is a great guy, or a total dickweed. Replace "fetish" with any name - it's still funny (albeit sort of sad that most of you are allegedly adults, and you sit around taking cheap shots at others' online personas).
..................................................................................................
But we LIKE being cheap.
And the plus two is in no way an indication of either posters abilities. i just though this was kinda funny.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-15 19:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why can't you CHILDREN behave?
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How many other sad fuckers on here could you have said the same about?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"wake up in pool of dead skin and semen"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-15 18:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fetish get over it you dick licker. It's just a fucking website, you have the maturity of a 13 year old. Grow some balls and take it like a man. Faggot. No one else made such a big deal about these awards so get the fuck over it you fucking cry baby asshole.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot the most important part.
The -2!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forgot the most important part.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
etc
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Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
go bears woo!
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Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
omg lol!
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Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
lol kool post u rule lol omg YES!
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You're not the only one who knows the alter game.
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41770
Submitted by labelkills (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom quit your bitching..you think you're all high and mighty because one of your post is on the left hand side of this site. You're a fucking moron.
"Contact me when you're average rating is above 0."
Get a life, dude.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:23:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
A little something for poly:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/confirm.php/604552/3211400d2f/ack
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom: You think I post anything for a positive review? From the likes of you? Buahahahahahahaaa...that's precious.
Stop eating your Clearasil, dipshit.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-15 16:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ice Ice Baby.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
16 is the perfect age for you to overdose on pills or jump off a building ledge, Tom.
You know, you have a pretty big mouth for a pretty shitty user. Contact me when your average rating is above 0, dick.
Submitted by WANKSTER (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This rules. I almost did a sex wee in my pants.
Anyways....
You can submit your own thoughts to this useless maggot here.
http://contact.webhop.net
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
16 is the perfect age for you to overdose on pills or jump off a building ledge, Tom.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to go out of my way to make this heated.
Nah, no I'm not.
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was pretty amusing -- and before anyone says anything, I have no fucking clue who any of you are, because I just innocently stumbled upon the site not too long ago. I don't care if "fetish" is a great guy, or a total dickweed. Replace "fetish" with any name - it's still funny (albeit sort of sad that most of you are allegedly adults, and you sit around taking cheap shots at others' online personas).
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't not +2 this.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Though your accuracy in detailing his sheer obsession with me should earn you a few points. And I'm 16 now. Regardless, when he attacks me, I feel complimented. Adults don't spend all their time attacking kids, only other adults. By attacking me, he's calling me as mature if not more so than he is. Frankly, Fetish, you say too many nice things about me.
Now piss off before I call the stupid police to take you away in the paddywagon.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cute.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One day I'll apologise for ruining your day/life. Until then, I'll giggle about how cruel I am.
I'm going for a few pints at the Ship. You can buy me one, if you want?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wah... Is the baby upset?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's someone else.
Of course it's a duplicate account, you retard. It's a parody of you and your shithead existence.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
lol kool post u rule lol omg YES!
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A duplicate account?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-15 13:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm bowing to my crazy driving-on-the-wrong-side god across the sea.
hail tuesday.
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
etc
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go bears woo!
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg lol!
Submitted by OnBehalfOfTuesday (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol kool post u rule lol omg YES!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-15 11:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, this is funny. Can't take personal criticism? Well... Stick a gun in your mouth and paint the ceiling with your brains.
Of course...a flame in response is always appreciated.
Submitted by thereitsfuckingdone at 2004-08-15 11:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done dude, the person you are writing about is a real shit stain.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll help with the research.
I've only been here about a month and it didn't take me more than 20 minutes to figure out who the dipshits, the fags, and the shitforbrains were.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This may be the funniest thing I've ever read on uber.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mis-leading, even.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No. The titles actually very mis-leasing. It's very rare that I find a wanker every week. Well, not really, but putting together a post takes a lot of observational cuntiness.
I was going to do "Brainthetruthspeaker" a bit ago but I think he forgot how to get oxygen into his bloodstream and terminated.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, you got a zero from me because you included cheap shots about them, and your infantile little -2 war, in a post the wasn't even about that.
This post got a positive rating from me because it pokes fun at the childish way you have been fighting with TEENAGERS on this site EVERYDAY!.
I have lost much respect for you because of it.
If you dont like it, or me becauise of it, then so be it.
That's my opinion and I stand by it.
I'll still sleep at night if I lose my slot on your piss sucking list.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In fact, for maybe the first time in award history, you might give it to Fetish again NEXT week....maybe you can retire the award and give it to that fucking shitforbrains for life!!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Both tuesday's and Fetish's comments in this thread are fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW- This IS a great award. You'll end up giving away 1000 of them. There's at least that many dipshits in this room.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:30:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
So much for hoping Fetish wouldn't flip out on me for +2 ing this.
Ah well at least I do not have any posts for him to go and -2 with 134 accounts every morning.
I'm 30 yrs old also Fetish you dolt, I do not have a valley girl voice.
That's only in your fantasies.
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I didn't flip out, I just made an observation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead of slinging your usual shit in here like two Mickey Mouse Club fairies, why don't you just get together and fight it out?
Dickheads...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was funny but I have a bit of respect for Fetish.
He is a really smart guy.
Shit, I can't even cook toast. Or do simple math...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, he should've won this award about ten times already.
Remember when he got banned for refreshing his own posts and he launched a denial of service attack on Uber? What a dickhead.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's also common knowledge that only one rating counts. So -2'ing this a million times with the same fucking user isn't going to change the fact that this is going to end up with a positive rating.
You best get to work on your other accounts and stop masturbating for a minute. At least the positive ratings I attain are from real people, you bollock.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So much for hoping Fetish wouldn't flip out on me for +2 ing this.
Ah well at least I do not have any posts for him to go and -2 with 134 accounts every morning.
I'm 30 yrs old also Fetish you dolt, I do not have a valley girl voice.
That's only in your fantasies.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No need to work on a post, it's common knowledge that you suck.
You're just a loser who is trying to cash in on the wave of Fetish hate.
Seriously, is this the best you can do? Just another "Me, too" post.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the sublime last line
+1 because I'm going to linkwhore on a linkwhores post
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41743 <---Goat rapes dog!! Details inside!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, if you're selling any of those Tuesday/Tom dartboards on Ebay, give me a shout, eh? Too late, he's busy working on a post that says "Tuesday, you SUCK!".
Previous winners of this unpopular award:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35366 - Tom - 4.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33620 - JewToast - 3.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32797 - DJMatt247BlolASL? - 2.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32175 - One of those alias account wankers - 1.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A little something for poly:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/confirm.php/604552/3211400d2f/ack
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there were a way to +2 this 100 times, I would.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This coming from someone who only posts to spam his shitty website, and linkwhores more than I do.
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Oh and Mystia, you're such a hippocrite. Whenever I make a post about another user, you downtrate it, claiming that if it wasn't about another user, you'd give it a better rating. And before you whine "Nuh-Uh" in a little valleygirl voice, I have included something to back up my claim.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-13 09:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I would give this a positive rating had you not, YET AGAIN , used the names of the three uber users that you keep up this childish mud slinging crap with!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41571#724513
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just read his posts. You get the idea of how pointless his existence is. He gets constantly "pwned" by a 15 year old on a website.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This pretty much covers everything. Good job.
But I'm a bit concerned about how you know so much about this flaming asswipe's life. Stalker?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Fetish, dont flip out, I would laugh at this post no matter who it was directed at!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've not seen LOTR. He just strikes me as the type to never see it other than on his PC - 800 times and pretend he's in it. He's one of "those people".
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8.49am:- Turn on PC, if not already left on overnight to download the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
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Hey, there is nothing wrong with the LOTR trilogy.
That being said, this post cracked me up.
You can hump my leg anytime!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-15 09:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
130,000 people disagree with this post.