9 out of 10 people that says America blows have never been here. (638 hits)
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Submitted by ColonelAngus <colonel.at.angus.org> (View user info) at 2004-08-15 10:28:08 EDT
I am an American. Just by typing that, I'll probaby have a bunch of other users giving me -2's and calling me a " facist." But c'mon people. Half of you that say " America sucks theyre all facist" have never even been here or never dealt wiht us on a personal level.
That being said I'd like to tell you what I think of other country's and their people. I will only talk about that countries I have been too because I couldn't say that it sucked or the people are fucked up if I never been there or dealt wiht them.
England: Not too bad. Did have a hard time getting a drink in a couple pubs because I was American. A lot of people called me a facist. When I told them I was born there, they called me a trator. I'm niether a facist nor a traitor. Food sucked, Weather sucked. Women were quite friendly. I give it a 8 only because I was born there (my father was an officer is the U.S. Navy, my mother was from Brixton) and lived there until I was 7 months. If I wasnt a dual citizen, it probably would have gotten a 5.
Ireland: as soon as I got off the plane I was greeted by a very angry young man by the name of Niles. He porceded to tell me to get off the plane quickly and ignored me when I asked him where the restroom was. I then spent a week in Shannon getting drunk at various pubs. I saw a lot of drunken fighting and a lot of ugly women. Food was bad, weather was surprisingly nice. i give it a 5.
Austria: I have relatives here and I decided to visit them during summer break from school. The people were quite nice, the snow on the alps made the scenery beautiful. Food was decent. weather was cold but tolerable. i give it a 7.
Germany: People were nice. Food was decent. Alcohol was cheap. Parties were plentiful. women were slutty. I give it a 9.
Phillipines: Good food, nice people. nice weather. Met a beautiful pinay woman. However, I did get into a few altercations simply because I was American. I give it a 5.
Kuwait: Horrible weather. Worse food. Sand everywhere. Didnt have a chance to find women. PEople most unpleasant. it gets a 2.
Iraq: 0. nuff said....
Canada: Pretty much the same as America except more women. 9.
Mexico: A little dirty but very fun. food was good. Women were friendly ( but I didn't get involved out of fear of being stabbed). Weather was nice. Kinda stinky but I got over it. 6.
Australia: I give this place a 10 coz even though the men hated me, the women LOVED me!!!! The food was good. The weather was beautiful. I did alot of incredible stuff. Went hunting, surfing, diving. Had a great time.
And last but not least the USA, my home. 11. Why? 1) It's my home 2) I could give it a 1 and wouldn't have to worry about prosecution/ getting my hands chopped off/ being betain wiht a cane or similar blunt object/death 3) I have a concealed weapon ... and it's legal. 4) The food is great. 5) If there is shitty weather in one part, its beuatiful in another. 6) Vegas 7) Chicago 8) Baseball 9) Southern girls will rock your world in the sack. 10) nothing runs deeper in my blood than the love I have for my country. I'll be the first to admit that we've fucked up more than enough along the way but Look at eveyone else. Everyone has done SOMETHING that would make them look bad in the eyes of another. Love it or hate it, America is one bad ass place. If you dont agree and say " well this just proves that American's are arrogant sons of bitches" go right ahead. I could really give a shit. And most other Americans dont really give a shit what you think either.
Love, Col. Angus
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Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it me, or does this guy actually know what he's talking about?
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We'd be okay if it weren't for the racism, the shitty, no-good, unjustified wars, the republican party, George Bush, idiots, conservatives, arrogance, disregard for world politics and anything but ourselves, disregard for the UN, corruption, etc. I used to be all for America. Well, now, FUCK US! We're all going to hell for supporting needless killing, human rights abuse (Thank Wal-Mart for that.), and general disregard for what we really should be doing. I hope George Bush dies.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
personally i dont think america is the best place in the whole world, but it is pretty damn good. What gets me is when people think that all americans are the same. No, we're not all media driven junkies, and no, we dont just scream our support for starting wars and the such.
I hate to bring it up, but we kinda did save everyones ass.... in two separate world wars.
that and i hate the french. only because they hate us with such blind ignorance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-22 23:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can love your country all you want, it's just plain normal.
But the world is getting tired of hearing americans constantly say "my country is the most best better place in the whole wiiiiide world".
I love my country. A lot.
...
In silence.
Submitted by camor (user info) at 2004-08-16 00:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't really see how having a concealed weapon is a good thing. And there is no fucking way the US is better than Australia. Fuck, I've had a better time in Cuba than I have had in the US.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-15 19:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fascist
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-15 18:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Neo-facist. Ha ha I didn't call you a facist.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Too many generalizations.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
facist!
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-08-15 17:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, no, and no
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-15 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Brixton Birmingham?
My dads from there.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have been to to that hole called America and I didnt like it then and I dont like it now......I only give it a +1 because because of your brave fighting men and women in Iraq.I respect the cause.Someone has to stand up to the guys slaugtering the Turks by the thousands.Justice is a heavy burden......
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-15 15:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll give ya a 1, it was pretty funny.
The only problem I have is this:
Ireland: as soon as I got off the plane I was greeted by a very angry young man by the name of Niles. He porceded to tell me to get off the plane quickly and ignored me when I asked him where the restroom was. I then spent a week in Shannon getting drunk at various pubs. I saw a lot of drunken fighting and a lot of ugly women. Food was bad, weather was surprisingly nice. i give it a 5.
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Don't like Ireland? Then piss off.
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah the 11 bit really got me, and his reasons to justify this were shit.
I'd give America a 0, because the majority of Americans are stupid, obese and false. Plus your president is, well, no need to explain that.
Submitted by HateMonger (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:22:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Learn how to spell loser!
Also, don't know what parts of America you've been, but what i've seen of it, totally contradicts your opinions.
TWAT.
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Totally contradicts things like "It's my home", "I could give it a 1", "I have a concealed weapon", the weather, "Vegas", Chicago", "Baseball", or that he loves his country? In fact, the only things he said that are argueable are the good food (which is damn difficult to argue against) and the good sex (which could be remedied if your mom came over here).
Submitted by HateMonger (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if ANYONE ON THE PLANET has realised that the only reason America gets so much attention is because we're the most successful and have the most power. We're doing the best we can, which is far better than any peacemonger in Europe could do. God help us if France was the sole superpower...
Submitted by Uber. (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Learn how to spell loser!
Also, don't know what parts of America you've been, but what i've seen of it, totally contradicts your opinions.
TWAT.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-15 14:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My balogna has a first name
it's O-S-C-A-R!
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-15 12:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I went to America and it was just a glorified version of England. Things are bigger and accents stronger apart from that it seemed pretty much the same. Oh yeh and we call football football and you call it bananas and are very reluctant to play.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-15 11:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ive been to America and I still say it blows.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I could really give a shit. And most other Americans dont really give a shit what you think either."
Wow, that's constructive. Good call.
Submitted by Jimmyisawesome (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow you must be from the south.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
9 out of 10 times when your mom says "dont shoot it in my face" I just shove it right up her nose. Bitch falls for it every time
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
7 out of 10 Dentists prefer Crest.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-15 10:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
10 out of 10 people who say America blows wouldn't want to go there