Ebonics Homework (661 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.67 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Id (View user info) at 2004-08-15 20:14:54 EDT
I found this somewhere on the internet, but I don't remember where. I thought it was pretty funny, and that you might enjoy it....
...so I won't post it.
...Well OK, I guess I will.
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A friend of mine has an 18 year old son named Leroy. Last week Leroy was given an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. What does Leroy do?
Word / Sentence
AFRO I got so mad at my hoe, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to da field and smoke.
AXE I done AXE you once now don't make me AXE you a'gin.
BEWARE I asked da man at da unemployment office, "Do dis BEWARE I apply fa ah job?"
CATACOMB Don King hair look stupid. Somebody ought'a give dat CATACOMB.
COATROOM Da judge said, "One more outburst like dat, an you be thrown out da COATROOM.
CONTAGIOUS It's gonna take dat contagious to wash all dem dishes.
COPULATE I called 911 and an hour later when dey show up, I said COPULATE.
DECIDE I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have Lakisha on DECIDE.
DIMENSION I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION, I's hung like a horse too.
DEFEAT Defeat of depig sho' be good pickled.
DEFENSE De Sheriff woulda catched me but I jumped defense.
DEMAND If you don't quit sellin' dem drugs DEMAND gonna get you.
DERANGE DERANGE be where da deer and antelope play.
DATA At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy."
DETAIL Dat rat almost got away but ol' Blue catched him by detail.
DISAPPOINTMENT My parole officer tol' me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT day gonna send me back to da big house.
DISMAY I went fo a blood test, da doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.
DOMINEERING My hoe's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING.
FASCINATE Dis hoe's titty's be so big, her shirt got ten buttons, but she can only FASCINATE.
FORECLOSE If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE .
FORTIFY I axed da hoe how much for some? And she say FORTIFY.
HONOR At da rape trial, de judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?
HOTEL I gave dis ho da clap and da HOTEL everybody.
INCOME I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.
INDISCREET I bought deez drugs here in de screet.
ISRAEL I said, "Man dat Rolex look fake." He said, "No ISRAEL."
KENYA I needed change fo da subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare a dime?
LOCKET I slam da door so hard, I LOCKET.
MOBILE I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE.
ODYSSEY I tellin' you Bro! You ODYSSEY da jugs on dis hoe!
OMELETTE Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.
PENIS I went to da clinic and 'day handed me a cup and said PENIS.
PLANET I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in da backyard.
RECTUM I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
SELDOM My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
STAIN My muda in law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.
STAIRWAY When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space.
TRIPOLI I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no TRIPOLI.
UNDERMINE Dare be a fine lookin' hoe livin' in da apartment UNDERMINE.
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And now, to top it all off.....
Kitty:
User Reviews
Submitted by CDizzle (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CATACOMB Don King hair look stupid. Somebody ought'a give dat CATACOMB.
DERANGE DERANGE be where da deer and antelope play.
these 2 saved your post
Submitted by Die Motherfucker at 2004-08-16 03:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking piece of shit faggot nigger cocksucker. Get yours, bitch.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep the -2s comin' fuckers, I'm aiming for a < -1.50 overall rating!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm starting to hate the weekend.
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you nigger
Submitted by HateMonger (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny becasue black people are like real humans but they talk odd, steal more, and contribute less to society.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-15 20:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You see i forgot to mention my other reference post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31986
Submitted by HOEDIGGITY <HOEDIGGITY.at.HOTMAIL.COM> at 2004-08-15 20:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah homie, I had to crack a smile on this one. This is funny
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-15 20:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give Leroy another chance! Give Leroy another chance!