Backstreet boys doesn't want me to sleep (651 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.44 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Abdi_Rahman_5.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-15 21:06:45 EDT
It was a long fucking night yesterday.
I was trying to get sleep but my mind was haunted by faggots like Backstreet boys, Westside boys and whatever the fuck their name is. While I was banging my head to the wall, I pictured Eamons metrosexual ass singing with that gospel choir-boy voice. I didn´t have any cigarettes so I was pissed off. Why does radios and tv play shit like Eamon?
Speaking of Eamon, that stupid faggot. If I would see him, I would kick him in the nuts. If not because his music sucks, then just for the fuck of it. Not like he has nuts anyway. I recorded some of my experiences last night, just for safety if I wouldn´t make it.
Start of record:
*hard breathing*
"I´m not sure if I´m going to make it..."
*bang*
"Fucking wall why does it always get in my way... As I was saying *hard breathing* I´m hearing things... like that homo Eamon and the backstreet boys *pause* Their.."
*A barbaric scream, loud crash and stuff falling**
"STUPID FUCKING TABLE!! DON´T TOUCH ME!"
*kick*
*punch*
"Meeooww!!"
"You little..!!"
*window brakes*
*sound of cat falling down*
*long pause*
"I don´t think I´m going to make it... I just want one cigarette and I´m good... please someone... I think I´m going to die"
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang...
*head banging to the wall for the next 3 minutes*
"who was that..."
*sounds of hysteric breathing and sounds*
"NO!! NO EAMON!!!"
"I think I just saw Eamon outside my window..."
"what.. no..."
*sounds of objects falling and a person rushing out of a room*
*short pause*
"NNNGAAARGHH!!!!"
*sound of refridgerator falling down*
"WHERE'S MY DONUTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
*kick*
*short pause*
*sound of tv turned on*
Eamon sings: "Fuck you you hoe, I doooooon´t want choo back"
"NO!!! NO YOU FUCKING SHIT!! NO EAMON!! NO BACKSTREET BOYS!! FUCK YOU!!!"
*sound of tv lifted in the air*
*window brakes as tv flys outside*
*long pause*
*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang...*
"This is fucking it, I can´t take it anymore"
*sound of a bottle of melatonin swallowed*
"hee hee.. it feels funny"
*body drops*
End of record
User Reviews
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-20 10:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a-hole
Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats the point?
Submitted by Crux (user info) at 2004-09-04 12:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die Motherfucker Die!!!onetyone1
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-08-27 06:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was just gonna get +1
but that pic is hilarious and is the apitomy of all of us
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-25 00:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ (user info) at 2004-08-24 23:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Illiterate CUNT
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you, I hate you all
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:12:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read your post, but this is for your grammatically incorrect title.
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yeah.......dumbass.....ain't nobody ever learned you gooder to right and reed bettur?
stay in skool
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I want you to sleep. GO TO SLEEP BITCH <puts post writter in unbreakable Donkey lock of death>
TAP! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-15 23:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that what the inside of a YMCA room looks like?
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:11:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
You soap-dropping, sister-humping, jock strap-slurping, cum-guzzling, penis-nibbling, cunt-brained, dumbshited, baboon-molesting, crotch-licking, tit-gobbling, zit-popping, wank-faced Fuckwit. Go kill yourself.
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Well said.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooh... are you, like, poor or something?
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny as.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dyslexia! Woo!
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You all rated wrong, the +2 is the top option, not the other way around
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http You see I forgot to mention my other reference post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31986
I ain't even going to comment on your horrible mauling of the english language.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read your post, but this is for your grammatically incorrect title.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You soap-dropping, sister-humping, jock strap-slurping, cum-guzzling, penis-nibbling, cunt-brained, dumbshited, baboon-molesting, crotch-licking, tit-gobbling, zit-popping, wank-faced Fuckwit. Go kill yourself.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was a long fucking night yesterday.
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It's been a hard days night
do do do do do, da dah de dah
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-08-15 21:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhmm... what the fuck are you babbling about?