Foriegners Go Home! This is America! (873 hits)
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Submitted by Malone (View user info) at 2004-08-16 05:34:02 EDT
As an American, I feel that we must stick together.
Unfortunately for some people, sticking together is made difficult by all the foriegners. If you look around you right now, you probably won't see any, but believe me, they are out there. Just look for them. You'll find that they are the ones who look different. That is to say they don't fit in. You will notice that the foreigner is not wearing Nike shoes or wearing any Old Navy. In fact these outsiders are sometimes wearing hideous outfits called "native garb." They don't look like anybody on TV that's for sure. That's how much they don't fit in. You won't often find the foreigner in movies either.
An exception to this is the movie Die Hard, which features some foreigners. And look what they do, they take over Nakitomi Plaza and bring misery to many Americans during the Holidays.
Now what gets me is what they (the foreign) are doing here in the first place. I mean why don't they all just go back where they came from because we were all here first. The foreigner is not originally from here, therefor they should leave, or go to Orlando. After all, our families got off the boat back in the day they settled here and made good from the land. We worked the land and built great cities filled with large corporations that sell us things. We built the suburbs around those cities to give our children unique and singular environments to live in that nurture a sense of individualism.
And what happens? The foreigner moves in, speaking languages our children don't learn in school. They set up havens for other foreigners, like Chinese restraunts.
The foreigner has also damaged our auto industry. The come to this country, showing off fancy cars that are built better to last, confusing the savvy auto buyer into purchasing their vehicle. This pisses me off to no end! All over the streets, foreign cars that date back a couple decades. Why can't they just buy an American car and keep it for 10 years until they need a new one like everybody else?
You'll notice that our newspapers and television news don't talk about foreigners or foreign countries. Unless we're at war with them that is. Did you ever wonder about that? I'm sure there's a good reason for it. I think it's because this is America where only we matter. If you want to watch about foreigners or about what's going on in any other country, tune in or read any media source that isn't American. You'll find it there.
Now I have saved the worst for last. The Olympic Games. What is this madness? I mean, who is the cultural genius who came up this this one? "I know, let's come up with a competition where different countries compete in common sports for medals." What a bunch of shit. I mean, the Americans don't even win all the medals. What's the point?
So, in closing, I think we've all come to a common conclusion, or at least you should have, unless you're closed minded. You have to think about where America stands in this world. You have to think about what it means to be an American. If it weren't for the foreigners, what would America be?
User Reviews
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-27 23:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's been a long day. All of these stupid people dont even make me laugh anymore.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you suck, not only was this horribly written and full of shit, but it's obvious you're just trying to get some heat. Your a bitch.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Malone, good satire - I think this was great.
I think some people need to re-read this and see how fucking funny it was.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People who didnt get this suck nuts.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
to negate all the morons at the start
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:10:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:55:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 simply because everyone knows American would be no-where without foreigners.
Bingo!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO HOO! HIT WHORE TUESDAY!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41821
Wait, it's not tuesday?
WOO HOO! HIT WHORE MONDAY!
Still a +2
Submitted by bush_lies (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus 2 because i know the author must come across morons that think like this. U.S. citizens (americans are people from anywhere on the continent) tend to think like this post suggests, it's horrifying and pathetic all at the same time.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm mad because you don't like foreign immigrants and that is wrong. They are people too you heartless monster!
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:54:55 EDT (#)
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Satire, folks. Satire. It's pretty good, too.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:47:50 EDT (#)
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yup
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:46:14 EDT (#)
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+2 for being malone.
On a sidenote, where you been the last 2 months?
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:03:01 EDT (#)
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is everyone else wetarded?
see, that's why people need to actually "read" posts before rating them.
While we're on the topic of "reading", we should actually try and "think" about what the author is actually "saying".
aw fuck it, let's skim and guess at what malone's actually talking about.
kudos to you mang.
all foreigners should be killed. even though we are all descended from foreigners...unless you're native american because we tried to kill you off a long time ago.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:39:32 EDT (#)
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America may have been formed by foreigners, but they evolved and with inter-mingling, they made the American accent. These NEW foreigners is what I think Malone is getting at. But if you're a foreigner and you want TRUE freedom, go to Britain! Tony Blair is a fuckwit, that he's letting foreigners just rape the country.
I think there should be tighter immigration laws, because if I moved to Turkey and spoke out against the government, I would be arrested and tortured. It isn't that bad in America, but they should show us some fucking respect, and realize they have to suck up like fucking MAD to fit in, which they will never do.
One thing I hate about MY country, Canada, is all the British people.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 13:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Weak post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-16 11:04:58 EDT (#)
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History proves that any ideology that is exclusionary will fail. Diversity is the only way to remain strong, I suggest you solve the problem of increasing tolerance among the world's peoples.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:30:50 EDT (#)
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The intelligence level of Uber is definitely lagging these days.
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:23:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Easy tiger, twas merely an insult, no need to take it personally. It's not as if I read most of the initial post anyway.
Ha ha, You got taken twice!
Once by the post, and once by my response. I think people like you are funny. So quick to jump to the obvious.
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*sigh* it seems that sarcasm isn't travelling too well today.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Easy tiger, twas merely an insult, no need to take it personally. It's not as if I read most of the initial post anyway.
Ha ha, You got taken twice!
Once by the post, and once by my response. I think people like you are funny. So quick to jump to the obvious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:14:06 EDT (#)
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Beige
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:11:13 EDT (#)
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Didnt think it was all that great a post but a +2 cos of all the spastic animals that misunderstood the post...Hahhahahah Dumb americans..
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-16 10:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:54:20 EDT (#)
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nicely done, most of the reviews of your post show how many fucktards there are in the world.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's ironically funny because nobody is picking up on the tongue-in-cheek nature of the post.
Submitted by Rocket_stapler (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:35:44 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Finally I'm seeing things clearly, thanks for setting me straight
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to try and spark an intelligent debate. This isn't hitwhoring at all.
Wanker.
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 08:39:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you get your ex-collonial arse back to England then you xenophobic cockfuck. "We were here first..." Yeah, but you haven't been there for very long have you?
We haven't had hundreds of years as a country. We haven't had hundreds of leaders who have horrible policies against outsiders. We haven't had hundreds of wars which were fought for nothing more then "This is where OUR god is from! You can't be here!" We haven't built an empire. We haven't had a King or Queen. The ruins in our country are little more then caves with bad drawings on them. We don't have castles, monsters in our lakes, or heroic tales of kings and knights and such.
You know what we do have?
1) Common Sense.
2) The ability to kick your countries ass.
Easy tiger, twas merely an insult, no need to take it personally. It's not as if I read most of the initial post anyway.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:05:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't make the word "cunt" big enough to even begin to state how much of a cunt you are.
America is founded by immigrants. Unless you are Native American then you have to accept that America is an immigrant country and you owe a big debt to THE FRENCH. Yeah, you fuckers are that stupid that you slag off the French while revearing a huge statue in New York that they gave to you.
Fucktards... complete and total fucktards.
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It's called "sarcasm". Just a bit of a disclaimer.
OMG!!! Fuckin injuns! I hate dem damn redskins!!!! And those fuckin frogs can kiss my ass!!!!!! I love the statue of libery!! WOOOOOOOO America RULES YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!
Someone said it before, I'll say it again.
Don't take everything at face value.
Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-08-16 09:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't make the word "cunt" big enough to even begin to state how much of a cunt you are.
America is founded by immigrants. Unless you are Native American then you have to accept that America is an immigrant country and you owe a big debt to THE FRENCH. Yeah, you fuckers are that stupid that you slag off the French while revearing a huge statue in New York that they gave to you.
Fucktards... complete and total fucktards.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 08:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:04:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you get your ex-collonial arse back to England then you xenophobic cockfuck. "We were here first..." Yeah, but you haven't been there for very long have you?
We haven't had hundreds of years as a country. We haven't had hundreds of leaders who have horrible policies against outsiders. We haven't had hundreds of wars which were fought for nothing more then "This is where OUR god is from! You can't be here!" We haven't built an empire. We haven't had a King or Queen. The ruins in our country are little more then caves with bad drawings on them. We don't have castles, monsters in our lakes, or heroic tales of kings and knights and such.
You know what we do have?
1) Common Sense.
2) The ability to kick your countries ass.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-08-16 08:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for dumbarses who take everything for face value.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was about to let loose a barrage of insults until I began to realise that this has got to be sarcasm. One of your final lines ("So, in closing, I think we've all come to a common conclusion, or at least you should have, unless you're closed minded.") confirmed it for me with it's hilarious hypocracy.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just appreciating the irony of some of the responses to this, in light of the commonly held belief that it's *Americans* who don't understand irony, and I have to change my +1 to a +2.
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:55:36 EDT (#)
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+2 simply because everyone knows American would be no-where without foreigners. Hehe. :D
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You pulled in a lot of people with this one! Nicely done.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Am I the only one who sees this as a piss take? Maybe I'm just being overly British and seeing irony where there is only stupidity, but it made me smile. At the risk of inciting a barrage of flames along the lines of 'we saved your ass in the war, bitch bitch bitch' this is how I imagine most middle-Americans inner monologue goes. Damn stereotyping.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the one's who complain about being in your country that annoy. Like Scottish people in England whining about how they hate it. We're still yet to mend that fucking wall.
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, my bad, I didn't realise that this was satire. I just presumed it was another yank talking out of his cunt.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
You all have your heads up your asses. A Malone post is like an onion, it stinks from a distance, but you have to peel off the layers to get at its core.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-08-16 07:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm thinking shenanigans, but incase this is intended to be sincere... oh man, you, good sir... are;
a) a dumbass
b) close minded dumbass
c) ignorant dumbass
For your info, america was doing fine before "americans" settled the land and made it good.
The only reason american tv only shows american type things, is because you choose to ignore everything happening in the world for fear that someone out there is better than you.. harsh but true.
and The Olympic games... how much of an idiot do u have to be to not know this one? They originated in Greece thousands of years ago... the concept was brought back a lil over a century ago to bring back ancient values about piece, harmony and friendship... wars were stoppped during the games, thats how significant it was. Today it's just supposed to remind people of goodwill and teamwork. Stupid concept? only for fuckers like you.. and the reason america doesnt win all the medals is because.. well.. face it. You suck. Meh, maybe thats a lil far, but it's a knock on your thick skull to remind you that OMG YES! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE BETTER THAN YOU!
Pleaes stop being a racist dipshit, and face it... people (of all races and nationalities) make the country, and people like you bring it down.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Malone! Had computer problems? You haven't been around for awhile. There is a whole new horde of tards.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
You all have your heads up your asses. A Malone post is like an onion, it stinks from a distance, but you have to peel off the layers to get at its core.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
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+2 for that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:41:07 EDT (#)
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And as an added bonus, if you really liked this post, you'll love these other two of mine:
I hate Islam, You should too! http://www.ubersite.com/m/33783
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Enjoy these, if you get it.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
"We own your ass."
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:35:13 EDT (#)
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You all have your heads up your asses. A Malone post is like an onion, it stinks from a distance, but you have to peel off the layers to get at its core.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Bush
Fuck Christians
Fuck you dumbass Americans
Go kill yourselves,
Thank you
Goodbye
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans......Please be shenanigans!!
Submitted by jb (user info) at 2004-08-16 06:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why don't you get your ex-collonial arse back to England then you xenophobic cockfuck. "We were here first..." Yeah, but you haven't been there for very long have you?
Submitted by oria-dae (user info) at 2004-08-16 05:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid fuckin americans... fuckin stay in your own country and get the fuck outta australia... the only good thing you have given us is... o wait, you havent given us anything good... fuckers
Submitted by good_food (user info) at 2004-08-16 05:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well it wasn't all bad, until you dissed the Olympics. The Olympics are the primest, to only one degree less than Optimus Prime, sporting events on the planet. People train for their whole lives to even compete in the Olympics, and you come along and treat them like crap. Obviously you are some fat piece of trash cracker ass who mocks everything better than yourself as some sort of defense mechanism as to not feel any worse about your pathetic life situation. Sorry if this seems harsh, but i just really like and respect the Olympics.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-16 05:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would tell you to go home. But you're probably at home. Infront of your computer as per usual.
Two Words.
Cum Rag.