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OICU812: His Epiphany (555 hits)

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Rating: 0.11 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Id (View user info) at 2004-08-16 14:27:17 EDT


OK, I've decided to stop posting inane bullshit and giving -2s to everybody, so I've decided to repent, and live a life of goodness.

To do this, I will:

1) Stop submitting stupid crap like this.
2) Stop giving -2s to everyone.
3)
4) Kiss more Über-Ass
5) Read before I rate.
6)
7) Uh...
8)
9) Post more pictures.
10) Etc.


Anyway, I can assure you that this is the last piece of shit I'm going to submit.
God be with you all, fuckers!



















Psyche.

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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:34:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, B@W!

****

Are you retarded? This load of shit belongs in a dumpster. Fuck off, bitch.
----------------------------------------------------------

Did some one go schizo, or forget to log out? <suspicous eyes>

Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you nigger




















i raped your mom

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bump.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:13:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bump.


That's my line?

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Never got an account until the early thousands. "

That's still much earlier than most people here though.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I remember that too. I was visiting back then too. Never got an account until the early thousands.

Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bump.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, and

antluvdog (Jizzo)
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STREETPUNK
Blanchfor...

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

"Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:00:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

We already have too many common enemies. You're welcome to take a number, though. "

Puh... I was here WAAAAAY before any of _your_ enemies arrived. I am an UberElder.
I remember the good ol' days with oddzandendz, jwalmart, Titinia, HotDog, PeopleAreStrange, HairSphincter, Hidden101, Loren1, Razor, Yidele, Bart, and all the other people.

#547 is my number.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We already have too many common enemies. You're welcome to take a number, though.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That thing looks like a gook.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look at my posts, they have no content at all. I keep making 5 posts each day so that it'll push the other ones down. You must not have read my reply about wanting 100 posts.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how sad, 60 posts with only 15k hits. You'd think you'd learn how to hitwhore by now... take for example "canada sucks" post that and watch it blossom into a battle between Canada and America.

Man, Hitwhoring is an art.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:51:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid fucker"

Nice, retard.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, I see! You ate one too?

Number 5's going to be tricky. A lot of the stuff on here is mind-numbing.

Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid fucker

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Plus, I'm trying to reach 100 posts and have a < -1.50 overall rating!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:46:47 (#)
Ranking: -1

I am neither Koolmang nor Capibara.

Degreeless_Capibara = Degreeless_Capibara

No seriously, you're awesome. And don't listen to that sand nigger, Alah.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hey fucktard, try exlpaining why I'm over 10 posts short of him and a good number of years behind him, yet I have the same amount of hits and a better average rating."

Because I took a loooong break from ubersite, and then came back to annoy the shit outta people.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SAYING HIS NAME BRINGS HIS EYE UPON US!


It's like Sauron, and the dark eye. You say his name, and it brings his eye upon us.

Now frodo won't get to mount doom, and it's all your fault. Good job destroying the world as we know it, you fuck up.

Yeah... I hate my job.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I am neither Koolmang nor Capibara.

Degreeless_Capibara = Degreeless_Capibara

Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope Bart doesn't come in here...I want my ratings ability.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha, Koolmang=Degreless Capibara=OICU812

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey fucktard, try exlpaining why I'm over 10 posts short of him and a good number of years behind him, yet I have the same amount of hits and a better average rating. Hell, give me the highest amount of reviews he's ever gotten in a post. That's what I fucking thought.

Why are you trying to defend him, anyway?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:41:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up, Id. You have yet to post anything of consequence.

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Are you retarded?

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Submitted by <iamamonkeyman.at.lycos.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-04 22:43:53

Why I'm so Obsessed with Chipmunks (Rating: 0.81 on 13 reviews, last by oddzandendz 474 days ago)
Submitted by OICU812 (View user info) at 2003-04-29 20:48:14

City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam (Rating: 0.11 on 9 reviews, last by momanlad 468 days ago)
Submitted by TheRetardInTheCorner (View user info) at 2003-05-04 12:15:16

...Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin... (Rating: 0.45 on 25 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 132 days ago)
Submitted by TheRetardInTheCorner (View user info) at 2003-05-08 18:34:02

Super Fantantastic Awesomeness Gas Bomb Reflex Rocket Helicopter (Rating: 1.45 on 12 reviews, last by RkaDk2 23 days ago)
Submitted by Roots (View user info) at 2004-07-24 01:32:34

To name a few.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up, Id. You have yet to post anything of consequence.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who are you arguing with?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whatever you say, fuckbitch.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look, can't we just drop it? This is a stupid arguement and there's no point in getting this shitpile heated. Shit stinks tenfold when its heated.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen, you dirty cunt. I'm going to explain this in terms your little brain might just understand. Of course, that's a long-shot, seeing as how your IQ is in the single digits. I was kidding. Ratings don't mean shit. If I give a +2, when so many others will give a -2, it doens't matter one shit. So go play with your rock or something.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Why did you do any of that to begin with? "


Well Tom, because you need a common enemy. If I weren't here, you would have nobody to belittle. I'm doing a very important job by pissing you off. If there's one thing you can all come together to do, it's teaming up against a common enemy over the internet.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your problem? When you -2 something and praise it, that's one thing. When you +2 it and praise it, that means you thought it was a good post. Dumbass.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck off, degree-whatever the fuck your name is. Haven't you heard of a little thing called sarcasm? I guess you wouldn't have something of that level of intelligence in your Special Ed. classes.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for retalitory rating.

It's not my fault you are a retard.

Stop coming after me with your freakish strength and oversized forehead.


Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, B@W!

****

Are you retarded? This load of shit belongs in a dumpster. Fuck off, bitch.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why did you do any of that to begin with?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, B@W!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oranges taste good.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll believe it when I see it.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

One post a day, douche.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you.

Submitted by dirtygook (user info) at 2004-08-16 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

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