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Meet the family (394 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (View user info) at 2004-08-16 15:20:37 EDT


I've put it off for quite a while.
I've known him for 2-3 years and have been going out with him for 4 months.

This Thursday is _the_ day.
The day when I meet all his brothers and sisters (all 11 of them... yes... thats right 11)

My communication skills are somewhat none existent.

I now see the point of actually having relationships before the age of 19/20. That way the skills you need to not appear a total muppet at the family gatherings of your relatively-significant other are learnt at a young age, and when you finally meet someone that's actually important to you, coming across as some sort of psychotic devil child can be avoided.

Luckily his parents won't be there.
Maybe I can put that one off until we both come back from uni at Christmas.... *crosses fingers*

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Submitted by Renton at 2004-08-16 17:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.


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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good luck!!

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not only do your posts make baby Jeebus cry, they make me cry as well.

Submitted by Fartman <Fartman.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-16 16:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:33:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

They are all going to hate you. Just like everyone here does.
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Ahahahahahah.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They are all going to hate you. Just like everyone here does.

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 15:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your posts make baby Jebus cry.


The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
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