Top 30 Ubersite Users I Would Suck the Piss Out Of - Rev. VI (Includes picture of a real peener!) (10839 hits)
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Submitted by Oh My God - Fetish Used Lojo's Name Again! (View user info) at 2004-08-16 16:50:39 EDT
This post is made especially for NetProphet, who recently came to the decision that I'm not allowed to post on Ubersite. Especially not these lists. I dedicate this list to NetProphet.
This list was done a bit different than the others. This time your opinion counted too. Instead of just deciding myself, I used a scientific method. Sort of... After gathering a list of 40 some hopefuls, I set up three ratings:
50% of total score - Post quality (My opinion, scale of 1-10)
40% of total score - Attractiveness (My opinion, scale of 1-10)
10% of total score - Ubersite's Vote (read explanation below)
A weighted average of the above was taken and the top 30 made it to the list.
How I included Ubersite's opinion:
The third score was made dy doing the following three steps:
1. Multiplying Average Rating (as of 8/11/2004) by the base 10 log of number of posts (as of 8/11/2004).
2. All negative scores were removed. (A negative became a zero)
3. The remanining scores were normalized to the range of 0 - 10.
Why did I use the logarithm of posts instead of the actual post number? EEs like to throw logarithms in everything. When you think about it, it makes sense to use the log function to compress the range. This way a low rating, with a lot of hits, isn't magnified into a high score.
In the case of not having a picture, 90% of the Post quality score was assigned to the Attractiveness score.
In the case of not having any posts (Mystia), 90% of the Attractiveness score was assigned to the Post quality score.
#1 Circe (6307) Score: 9.88
Picture 1: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/6307a.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1087214062630318930/1/Bookjacket.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=6307
#2 kristen (3229) Score: 9.48
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1071601045258016280/1/laughing.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1066727066993122851/1/KLB.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3229
#3 Anansie (4863) Score: 9.35
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1089608180745031758/1/Me,%20Fuckers.JPG
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=4863
#4 AlwaysAnEagle (3399) Score: 9.00
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1077485508109128800/1/Josie.JPG
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3399
#5 vodka7tall (9665) Score: 8.53
Picture: None
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9665
#6 AshK (5713) Score: 8.37
Picture: None
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=5713
#7 Ainkara (2429) Score: 8.18
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/108264859040555327/1/yesheisarealperson.jpg
Picture 2: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/2429a.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2429
#8 SpikeGoddess (2445) Score: 8.17
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/107263047138744305/1/foruber.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2445
#9 lojope (7806) Score: 7.98
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1086954906232610746/1/ass.JPG
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1091794066563524120/1/PHOTO1.JPG
Picture 3: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/7806a.jpg
Picture 4: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/7806b.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7806
#10 cassiopeia (2560) Score: 7.91
Picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/mebrooks.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2560
#11 PAS (262) Score: 7.84
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/105883548141325755/1/pissup.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=262
#12 Nicole3 (624) Score: 7.76
Picture 1: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/624a.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/108679321674385851/1/compilation2.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=624
#13 Loren1 (500) Score: 7.67
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1044470548259417548/1/me3.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=500
#14 mystiamoon (7199) Score: 7.65
Picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/7199a.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7199
#15 corn_nugget (3199) Score: 7.60
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1089475803763029051/1/irock.jpg
Picture 2: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/3199a.jpg
Picture 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/32025
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3199
#16 Lisa (1671) Score: 7.37
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1073808757900913869/1/me.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=1671
#17 UrbaneMischief (3101) Score: 7.15
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/10746355783669423/1/mebig.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3101
#18 FilthyAssistant (8497) Score: 6.80
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1086813901503710433/1/fing.JPG
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=8497
#19 ruthless (9113) Score: 6.78
Picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/9113a.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9113
#20 Loki (749) Score: 6.70
Picture 1: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/loki.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1073786423306710366/1/suckit.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=749
#21 munkeypants (8420) Score: 6.62
Picture: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35492
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=8420
#22 jme7551 (8100) Score: 6.55
Picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/jaime.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=8100
#23 Dufflady (7936) Score: 6.50
Picture: None
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7936
#24 Lyric (4529) Score: 6.48
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1081286576781424668/1/For%20those%20about%20to%20rock
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1078898342328228841/1/lyric.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=4529
#25 QueenAshlee (2281) Score: 6.45
Picture 1: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/asslee.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/108990980313585763/1/GS.JPG
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2281
#26 ohlookasquirrel (3630) Score: 6.45
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/10850849651078706/1/me+lynn+stella.jpg
Picture 2: http://stuff.ubersite.com/109043152514904663/1/NCcollage.jpg
Picture 3: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1077422104827730297/1/uberme.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=3630
#27 coley (2842) Score: 6.27
Picture: http://stuff.ubersite.com/10728455415447709/1/scarf.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2185
#28 Natophelia (2251) Score: 6.10
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1062009875694724826/1/NatAndJen.JPG
Picture 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/18821
Picture 3: http://stuff.ubersite.com/108964820372315440/1/Submition.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=2251
#29 Val (8590) Score: 5.93
Picture 1: http://stuff.ubersite.com/108780114427861603/1/2nd%20Day%20of%20Dieting.jpg
Picture 2: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/8590a.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=8590
#30 GassyGirl73 (9158) Score: 5.80
Picture: http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/jenfinger.jpg
Link: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=9158
Below is a Vacu-Blast Peener:
http://www.vacu-blast.co.uk/latest.htm#Article4
User Reviews
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 3456585
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 21:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 16:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 807897
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by newuser (user info) at 2004-10-17 12:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mo Comment
Submitted by StabkilI (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by fetishII_is_fetish (user info) at 2004-08-24 19:27:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like your posts
Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-08-23 22:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. I won't spam you anymore. It was wrong of me.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-23 06:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many lists of this do you do? Jesus christ... You are one sad man. If you are a real man.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-22 17:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
11th! Sweet. Dude.
The honour of being number 1 for such a long time was too much pressure for Miss Suck the Piss Out Of 2004. I proudly hand the nappy crown to Circe. May you reign long. And hard.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:04:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I play too please Fetish?
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Maybe. Who are you?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I play too please Fetish?
Submitted by money_shot (user info) at 2004-08-20 03:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2 for the peener thingy
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-08-18 19:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
You do not have very good taste in females.
For shame.
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Meanie.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Fetish:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42277
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-19 06:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:45:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm suing for emotional damage. I took at least 3 of those pics and not even a nod of the head in my direction.
<sobs>
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Sorry... I did rip some of these off your Ubercon post.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am embarrassed for you for posting this shit. Reading your posts is like watching the class nerd ask out the head cheerleader and get shot down in flames.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish Lyric would come back. I like chicks with basses.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm suing for emotional damage. I took at least 3 of those pics and not even a nod of the head in my direction.
<sobs>
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-08-18 21:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the females and the peener
+0 for the actual post.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-18 21:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-18 21:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(4967 hits)
I cannot believe that you actually set it up so that you get more hits. You are the definition of dork.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 19:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure they all taste just fine.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-08-18 19:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You do not have very good taste in females.
For shame.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a damn monster. Monster, I tells ya.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kill all faggots like kristen_ <yousuck.at.life.bitch> at 2004-08-18 09:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Whatever, too fuckin' scared to log in. What are you afraid of? I'm going to jump out the monitor and whip your ass?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel so loved!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val should be higher. Or lower.
Whatever's bestest;
Submitted by kill all faggots like kristen_ <yousuck.at.life.bitch> at 2004-08-18 09:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:49:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kill all faggots <dickinyourmothers.at.ss.fool> at 2004-08-18 07:08:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Still can't login... I would call you a pussy, but that's insulting to pussies everywhere.
Yeah right like i'm a pussy guess what faggot you are what you eat so then maybe i am a pussy and first stop is your dead mother! that's right i'd dig her up and fuck her!
maybe you, the faggot (the obvious faggot) should re-think your definition of the word pussy because you know that the true derogatory term fits you perfectly...
...faggot whiny ass dicklover hahaha what do you order at pizza hut, EXTRA MEAT?!
Yeah, and after the meat, you get the pizza hahahaha!!! Because faggots like to eat meat after its been up their asses, especially dickmeat
and stop sending me messages under these names:
weiderfit
chombalarsky
bargled
hasslelot
gatchomomma
tom
semenis4U
kentweirdo
bythedollar
feekolayted
eric
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:26:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
As always, thanks Fetish, in that "...I think" kind of way. (By the way, I'm not upset when you give me less than a one, it's constructive - I know you rate as you feel I deserve. So keep rockin' the plus ones if you think that's where I'm at.)
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Don't worry, I had no plans of changing. :-)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kill all faggots <dickinyourmothers.at.ss.fool> at 2004-08-18 07:08:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Still can't login... I would call you a pussy, but that's insulting to pussies everywhere.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As always, thanks Fetish, in that "...I think" kind of way. (By the way, I'm not upset when you give me less than a one, it's constructive - I know you rate as you feel I deserve. So keep rockin' the plus ones if you think that's where I'm at.)
You know, I clicked through these links and there are really some lovely women on Uber. (I say this without the whole egotism bit.)
Submitted by kill all faggots <dickinyourmothers.at.ss.fool> at 2004-08-18 07:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha ha ha Tom Green a powerhouse thats all you could hope for when you two fuck dumbass!!! i bet you wear a WWF t-shirt like one of those hick wrestling fags wear all the time WAKE UP faggot it's all fake! but me oh no i'm not queer like you, not even if you and i were cellmates i got 220 pounds of muscle to your 355 pounds of fat, and i'll give you a heel grind right in the fuckin gut you cooking-fag rat-soup eatin' motherfucker. just wait 'til i get to your house give me your motherfuckin IP you fag so I can hack the shit ot of your comp. Eh, it's probably a faggot Macintosh because queers like cooking and apple computers.
You're just a faggot.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Goobersite is for faggots.
Like you.
haha pwn3d
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha ha if I ever ran into you on the street i'd fuckin own you, because i weigh 220 pounds (muscle) to your 355 pounds (fat) and you eat a lot of hostess cakes. What a fag i can't believe that people read your shit because i'd rather read the shit that comes from your ass i bet it's a lot more entertaining
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You'd think 220 pounds of muscle wouldn't hide behind Random Joe... I bet you're such a pussy that you make Tom look like a powerhouse.
Submitted by kill all faggots <yougay.at.aohell.com> at 2004-08-18 04:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucken son of a bitch nerd you think you all that and a bag of shit well guess what you aren't i'd like to find out where you are, shank your dick off (unless someone else has) and put it in a jar. I'll call it Small Steve and it can live there forever. you are a faggot, in case i didn't say so earlier, okay faggot?
I think you are truly gay. why yesterday at work, i went into the bathroom to piss and wash my hands and i found you blowing bart by the sink! goddamned disgusting penis-queen. I will get you out you shitbag ass-sucking donkey bitch. you want to fuck Tom Green. you even said so.
[weiderfit] just call me daddy
[killrasc] who the fuck arr yu
[weiderfit] where?
[killrasc] ???
[weiderfit] at uber I'm Fetish
[killrasc] gay
[killrasc] fuckin goobersite bitch-ass
[weiderfit] no way you're the one that's gay
[killrasc] fuck you!
ha ha ha if I ever ran into you on the street i'd fuckin own you, because i weigh 220 pounds (muscle) to your 355 pounds (fat) and you eat a lot of hostess cakes. What a fag i can't believe that people read your shit because i'd rather read the shit that comes from your ass i bet it's a lot more entertaining
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...I really don't know what to give this.
-2 because we are at war
+2 because i'm on your list
-1 for that being creepy
-2 for those being really bad pictures
+2 because that was a really good battle plan
+2 because i'm eating twix icecream
+1 because i rule
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
I hurt Circe's feelings :~(
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You just keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:37:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
3600 hits in a span of two days?
hmmmmmm.
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One of these got that many in its first 4 hours. AJ almost soiled himself he got so upset crying foul. I was hoping to beat the 7328 hits that this one got: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36933
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3600 hits in a span of two days?
hmmmmmm.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:07:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Loser" doesn't do this dipshit enough justice.
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I suppose you're a "winner?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Loser" doesn't do this dipshit enough justice.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Urine is usually quite warm. Biological Heat, and all that.
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Heater rules!
Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a LOSER
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urine is usually quite warm. Biological Heat, and all that.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like a good idea
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hurt Circe's feelings :~(
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not gay, but that peener is the hottest thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck yes, #7. I love you...
Submitted by WTF at 2004-08-17 09:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep, done to death.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These kind of posts just bore me. anyway method the first murder has been commited.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1092749979151825654
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:55:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sad.
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Glad to know it bothered you. Cha-Ching!
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sad.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 06:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/7806b.jpg
that is absolutely the cutest picture i've ever seen.
lojo, i love you. i know i've never really talked to you before, but... hi.
IM me!
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I agree, and Lojo thought the brown hair didn't work out...
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:16:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
for life
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Cool!
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe is a greasy faced hog. Make that "Top 29 users..."
+2 for the Vacu-Blast Peener...whatever that is
____________________
You know something? For me, the best part of Uber isn't the friends I've made or the people I admire.
It isn't the sheer quality of some of the work on here.
It isn't the satisfaction of taking the time to write something I think is funny or creepy and having people tell me they enjoyed it.
No.
For me, the best part of Uber is imagining the smile on your little face as you follow my name around and spew half-formed venom whenever you see it. It's the fact that out of thirty women, I'm the one you choose to insult. It's knowing, deep down in the grubby depths of what passes for my soul, that my presence here gives you something to focus on, and that lamely insulting me for no apparent reason makes you happy.
(And Fetish, the check is in the mail.)
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You going to include some semi-nude pictures with my check?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 06:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:29:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bummer I dropped 12 slots.
Drats! Now I must throw myself off a tall buliding to stop the pain that is now overtaking my soul.
Actually, perhaps I'll skip the sucide and just go download some porn instead.
Yes. Yes that is what I shall do.
Free internet porn heals all wounds.
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Calm down Mystia... You dropped 12 slots because the new method takes post quality into consideration and you have no posts. Not because of our recent bickering.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahhaa
vacu blast peener
oh yeah chicks are cool too
GO BEARS WOO!!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your score: -2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
suicide too.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bummer I dropped 12 slots.
Drats! Now I must throw myself off a tall buliding to stop the pain that is now overtaking my soul.
Actually, perhaps I'll skip the sucide and just go download some porn instead.
Yes. Yes that is what I shall do.
Free internet porn heals all wounds.
Submitted by ubertits <thehourofmydeath.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-16 23:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly, the wank factor on this site is extraordinary.
The posts reek of precum and grubby little boys who would seriously fuck anything with a hole.
You all suck goanna turds.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 23:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another +2 for the spikegoddess pic.
DAMN GIRL! YOUS SO FINE!!!!!!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 17:07:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolutely no one likes you here. Try sucking my piss and I'll boot stomp you
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great fucking post. But one hell of a -2.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already said it and I'm saying it again Lyric is a super fox, but still some great uberusers go Lojope!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://temp.bumtasticq.servebeer.com:3600/uberpost/7806b.jpg
that is absolutely the cutest picture i've ever seen.
lojo, i love you. i know i've never really talked to you before, but... hi.
IM me!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for life
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe is a greasy faced hog. Make that "Top 29 users..."
+2 for the Vacu-Blast Peener...whatever that is
____________________
You know something? For me, the best part of Uber isn't the friends I've made or the people I admire.
It isn't the sheer quality of some of the work on here.
It isn't the satisfaction of taking the time to write something I think is funny or creepy and having people tell me they enjoyed it.
No.
For me, the best part of Uber is imagining the smile on your little face as you follow my name around and spew half-formed venom whenever you see it. It's the fact that out of thirty women, I'm the one you choose to insult. It's knowing, deep down in the grubby depths of what passes for my soul, that my presence here gives you something to focus on, and that lamely insulting me for no apparent reason makes you happy.
(And Fetish, the check is in the mail.)
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Top 30 Ubersite Users I Would Suck the Piss Out Of - Rev. VI (Includes picture of a real peener!) (1704 hits)
You think I care about hits so much? I'm not the one sitting around hitting F5 for hours on end.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:09:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe reminds me of Linda Blair.
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How?
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in my opinion(meaning the right one) Lyric is the hottest but top Uber posters also
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who wouldn't want to go down on Lojo?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:06:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my name
Have I gone down on the list? :o(
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Sorry, but it had to be said .... "I'm not sure, but I'd certainly like to."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hahahahahaha!!! You know... so would I...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that list names every single active female member of Ubersite.
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Nuh Uh... Lyric doesn't post anymore.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that list names every single active female member of Ubersite.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-16 18:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the work involved in compiling this massive list. the ladies of Uber in all their glory
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Fetishll (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:33:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
I suck.
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Submitted by I_Have_A_Kirsten_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
yes i do
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Both clones by bargled:
How FetishIl has rated other users
bargled (user info) 2 on 1 = 2.00
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) 0 on 2 = 0.00
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was I?!
Submitted by FetishIl (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suck huge penii.
Submitted by I_Have_A_Kirsten_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yes i do
Submitted by FetishII (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. I don't, fake FetishII.
Submitted by Fetishll (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I suck.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a list I am happy to be off!!
+2 for you. Lucky my overall post average sucks!!!
more -2s for me!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that first picture of Circe. And also Urbanes pic is awesome.
Thank you for including a picture of me with a hangover, how nice of you!!!!!!
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Sorry, I wouldn't have ever known that you had one.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always a bridesmaid...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that first picture of Circe. And also Urbanes pic is awesome.
Thank you for including a picture of me with a hangover, how nice of you!!!!!!
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm last but damnit I made it!!
And Uberladies on the list, at least the ones that I could see - you guys are beautiful!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I had to peen a metal object in high school Tech Ed.
Was I one of the 40 hopefuls?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:06:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my name
Have I gone down on the list? :o(
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Sorry, but it had to be said .... "I'm not sure, but I'd certainly like to."
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever. its hot.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm, two things.
I didn't know half of these posters were girls, and some of them are awfully cute
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe reminds me of Linda Blair.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I come to a moment, one that I have come to many times before.
To give you a -2 because you are an asshole, and because you rated my latest a -2, with the most sincere comment of "bitch".
Or to give you what this post deserves.
Sorry to dissapoint fetish. Like I said, I'm done with this little war. If you want to be a child and continue it, that is up to you.
+2 because I learned something, that a peener is actually some type of machine....
Now what does it do?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-16 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolutely no one likes you here. Try sucking my piss and I'll boot stomp you
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my name
Have I gone down on the list? :o(
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:59:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I have come with a message, across great valleys and terrible skirmishes, to bring you:
Shlongy is coming!
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Thanks 'mang. I already knew though, his mom warned me before I left her house.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again condemned to the lower echelon. Damn you God - you'll pay...you'll pay big.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:00:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
You must have so much time on your hands. Unbelievable.
I'm an EE as well. Logarithmic scales kick ass.
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Actually, no. I started a new job today. Now I'm fulltime student and employee...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was beginning to wonder if anyone here actually knew what a peener was. I nearly fell in the floor when I saw the pic. I used to run one of those things.
You do realize that if you keep putting quality into your posts, we're going to expect it more often, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe is a greasy faced hog. Make that "Top 29 users..."
+2 for the Vacu-Blast Peener...whatever that is
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-16 17:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You must have so much time on your hands. Unbelievable.
I'm an EE as well. Logarithmic scales kick ass.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I have come with a message, across great valleys and terrible skirmishes, to bring you:
Shlongy is coming!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ball Pen Peener
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay me!!
w000t!!