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Chicago in October (who's in?) (another collage!) (723 hits)

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Labels: uber

Rating: 0.88 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-08-16 19:17:32 EDT


Fuck Ubercon type things.

Well, not fuck them, they are fun... but what I mean is,

"I'm not planning that shit, forget I ever brought it up."

It's too much pressure, too expensive (Creep said it was like ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!), and no.



Instead- We're going to Chicago.

In October.

Hence the Title of this Post.



Since Leena and I are veritable Butt Buddies, we are going together.



Thus far leena and I have done many things together.

We've got drunk on tequilla many times. The bar we frequent is known to bring us a fifth and two shot glasses. On the house. (okay, they only did that once, but, still, it was cool.)

We've got high on ganga many times. (too many times, my memory is shot)

We've kissed once. (for funs sake- to quote her, "Put your tongue out!")

We've danced. (belly dancing lessons... yay!)

We got tattoos together. (I cried like a baby, she barely felt hers)

We got stranded on Jet-skiis together. (seaweed gets stuck, we get stuck... the lake is huge)

We had a nark on us together. http://www.ubersite.com/m/41337 (fuckin' fbi!)

We went to the Forum together. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38484 (cults!)

We've taken road trips together. http://www.ubersite.com/m/31670 (I'm a bitch, yes.)

We talk about everything. Most of which is only interesting to us. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34366


Now we're going to take on Chicago.

And just the other day she was bitching about wanting to meet more people, and whining about being jealous of Ubercon Boston. So I figured I'd invite you guys to Chicago!!

We're booking the hotel for the 22-25, I believe.

Who's in?






(this is leena: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=6999)

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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-08-28 20:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoa dude I missed this:

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 02:47:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, you forgot to mention who will be attending, Kristen.


Lisa
Kristen
Bart
myself


special invites- chicagogirl, OLAS, and of course Habeeb.

that's it. the rest of you can eat the shit out of my ass with a spoon.

WITH A SPOON!!!

ok, and Jared can come if he wants to fly from NYC. but only because he's so cute!
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Erm... so is that happening or not, because I am so there.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh golly me, apollo...

It's not an uberthing in chicago... it's leena and I are going to hang out, and the more- the merrier!


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-23 12:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 02:47:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, you forgot to mention who will be attending, Kristen.


Lisa
Kristen
Bart
myself


special invites- chicagogirl, OLAS, and of course Habeeb.

that's it. the rest of you can eat the shit out of my ass with a spoon.

WITH A SPOON!!!

ok, and Jared can come if he wants to fly from NYC. but only because he's so cute! """"



I want a special invite!

Yeah these uberthings suck, the first one aws cool and I will be going to OZ if taht happens but mostly to hang out with shandy but one every other month.

puhlease.



Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmmm, I'm thinking about it.

+2 for your curves!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden

It's all about inturrpretation (jesus christ I can't spell, and i'm too fucking lazy to run this through a spell check). I don't care how any post of mine makes me "look". I've posted MUCH worse posts than this, if you want to talk "looking trashy".

I know who I am, and what I'm all about, and not only is it irrelevant what YOU Mr.RandomInternetGuy thinks of me, it's also irrelevant what ANYONE thinks of me. Of course I want to be liked- who doesn't? But will I sacrifice my own morals, standards and values to please anyone? no.

Do you believe this post makes us look trashy? I can't argue that. I can not argue your opinion. Am I trashy? I probably CAN be.

Well, I definatly can be.

But I enjoy my life, my friends, my family and well... I just enjoy stuff.

Well, not always... I'm a bit of a bi-polar eccentric, to be honest.

My deepest apologies for this UBERCON post. It was actually more of a "hey, if anyone is in town, come hang out" and less of a "UBERCON YAY!"... Because you know, I DID enjoy meeting the last bunch of Uberusers, and I'm sure I'd have nothing to lose by meeting more.

As to your whining about all the ubercon buttkissery- you know damn well when the post is titled "UBERCON! WOO!" or "Ubercon YAY!" or any other number of titles, that it will indeed be an UBERCON POST.

Futhermore, as to your point about the past ubercons- after Atlantic City this site was BOGGED down with Ubercon posts and such, and... WHO FUCKING CARES?!

That's really all I wanted to say.


oh, and

WATCH OUT CHICAGO!!!1!!111 WILD N SEXY GIRLS ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!1!11 sexsexsex!!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 19:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe i don't know you, but you need to understand this post makes you both look trashy. you can't blame me for that now, can you?

Submitted by Leena at 2004-08-17 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No No sir YOU got me!

In all honesty though, you're getting worked up over nothing. I can't even be mad at you, cause we're nothing like you described. Take it easy, breath its ok..

Chicago here we come! LOL!!!L!L!L!!1111L!L!L! I'm so fun and wild wooooo fucking hooooo

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHOA, YOU GOT ME! HIGH-FIVE!

hey, meeting Lisa online just kinda happened. but i'll tell you one thing- it sure did beat trying to find a girl in the clubs and bars that were filled with nothing but pathetic sluts like you two.

"we kised b4 an we drink alot!!1 tee-hee!! give us attenshun boyzzzz!!1!"

i've met plenty of people from Ubersite. hell, Brad was even kind enough to visit from Australia, and Loren from New York, but the thing is, we didn't post ten billion posts about it and said "OMG PULS TWOOOOOO 4 LIFE!!!11" and then try to organize another 300 meetings all over the goddamned world. jesus, i'm sure it was fun to get really drunk and be a slut, but one post is enough. i mean, i used to get drunk and be a slut every night, so who cares?

Submitted by Leena at 2004-08-17 08:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden,

Its funny how you talk shit about people who have no lives and look to the internet for friendship. Yeah we're all losers who can't make it in the real world. Poor us.
Um, where did you meet your girlfriend?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden- I was really hoping to meet you. You're so polite and sweet. Imagine my luck... First lisa gives me SUCH a warm welcome to this site, and then her boyfriend is nice enough to carry that out... Makes me thankful to have found Uber! <hugs and kisses>


Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 02:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, you forgot to mention who will be attending, Kristen.


Lisa
Kristen
Bart
myself


special invites- chicagogirl, OLAS, and of course Habeeb.

that's it. the rest of you can eat the shit out of my ass with a spoon.

WITH A SPOON!!!

ok, and Jared can come if he wants to fly from NYC. but only because he's so cute!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-17 02:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Übercon Chicago is in December. Sheesh.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-17 02:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I wish I could go, but it's October. Right smack in the middle of my school year. Perhaps there should be an Ubercon New Year!

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:53:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm with Habeeb. stay the fuck out. or at least tell me where you will be so i stay away.

how many times do you lonely sons of bitches need to meet up? jesus christ. Ubersite has changed a lot in the past couple years, and i've stuck around through the tough times, but if all you new people are going to flood this site with Ubercon this, Ubercon that, "i can't make friends where i live because people know me here so i look to the Internet", then i'm going to have to throw in the goddamn towel. you fuckers can have your new chatroom.

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Hidden has nailed it on the head. I hate Ubercon so fucking much, it's like "Wow, you're hosting an internet party!!!" Also, I don't know how long these things last, but if it's like 2 days, you're making out with eachother and - ugh, I'm glad I don't have a life, because it sounds like your lives are just as depraved as mine.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O'Doyal rules!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-16 23:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i was attacked by a tree named frank

Submitted by Leena at 2004-08-16 23:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Corinne! motherfucker. .and its the 22-24 fuck head

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:30:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope.

Have fun though I here it is even better than New York.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
No. Not possible. Nothing is better than New York in terms of nightlife. The word "nightlife" is defined in New York City. The city never sleeps, neither do the bars or the clubs. Last time I was in Chi-town, I believe I was kicked out of the bars right around the same time I was kicked out in Boston, 1:45 AM. Terrible.

Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope.

Have fun though I here it is even better than New York.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i hate you because you are annoying. i hated you as soon as you started posting. posting pictures of your ass and talking about kissing girls while you're drunk... WHOA! PARTY ANIMAL!

i kept my mouth shut because i'm usually a nice guy, but i can't stand people like you, and when you were being a bitch to Lisa, i finally spoke up. i'm protective, big deal. she can handle herself, but i enjoy shooting down people like you. and don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing if i said something about someone you know. let's test that theory out. that girl in the picture- she isn't a model. she's a filthy pig.


Chicago is a big city, but it ain't big enough for you, me, Lisa, and Habeeb. especially not with that big fat ass of yours.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Hidden...

I hope you hate me for your own reasons- not only because Lisa is buggered by me.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm with Habeeb. stay the fuck out. or at least tell me where you will be so i stay away.

how many times do you lonely sons of bitches need to meet up? jesus christ. Ubersite has changed a lot in the past couple years, and i've stuck around through the tough times, but if all you new people are going to flood this site with Ubercon this, Ubercon that, "i can't make friends where i live because people know me here so i look to the Internet", then i'm going to have to throw in the goddamn towel. you fuckers can have your new chatroom.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Conr Nugget kissing another girl. +2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm sorry but i canot allow this.

Niether can Bart Bart, Olookasquirrel, chicagogirl, and any other fellow Uberusers from Cook County.

You see, we have a strict no drunken lesbian policy in this county that was put into practice in 19 aught twoo.

Sorry

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lojo, it was my first "real" kiss... you know, like, how we kissed.

Leena and I just kinda- har har- I can't describe... She yelled at me, said "stick your tongue out" and then?

Oh god. It just wasn't the same.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw... you told me I was your first girl kiss!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I live like a few hours from Chicago! Let's become shitfaced and become butt buddies!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-08-16 19:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha she's going to kill me


Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown