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Rating: -0.12 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Untitled_User, dammit (View user info) at 2004-08-16 20:46:13 EDT


does it really matter how many posts i put a day? It clears off the posts I put earlier so SHUT THE FUCK UP. this is my third post today, and you think i fucking care how many times all you people say 'one post a day, i have a stick up my ass. I make up rules'??

-2 to you for - - -- YOU STUPID

+2 to me for, I DONT FUCKING CARE.

if you really care that badly, you'd learn to hack and take my posts off uber and delete my acct.
THEN i'd be pissed for a minute, but i wouldn't care because i could just make another acct to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

i think whenever i want to post shit, i'll do it 3 posts at a time.

COME ON!! BITCH ABOUT IT!
you think i give a flying fuck about my rating?? oh, no!!! i got a -2 BILLION.
i think i'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight because retards gave me a bad rating, not.

i dont think i've put this here before: FUCK YOU.



















































































































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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-17 06:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Original rant. Very.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm going to punk you out"

man that aint right

Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

look, i don't care, seriously. i'm at work with nothing better to do. i hate this shit, but i'm stuck with it until i ship off to boot camp feb 10th. work sucks, school is gay (including english, i dont give a fuck about grammar) (dammit i signed up for more school on my contract) so i dropped out of 2 colleges and money really doesn't grow on trees here. trees barely grow here to begin with. i hate the city. it's not even CITY to people in NYC,NY. but anyway... say what you want, i really dont' care. i'll reply to it iff i'm bored, like now. i heard and seen enough 'insults, that no, i still didn't care, when i had pink hair. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME and i liked it. oh well. maybe you people think i'm stupid, but i dont and i've got cool friends that aren't grammar correcting bastards. i'm done... i think i'm going to make another post soon. like sometime in the next ten minutes. peace

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, ok. Look, I didn't mean any of the insults I threw at you, and this is my official apology. Here is the point I was trying to prove:
You said you don't care about any of this, yet you've taken the time to respond to everything I've written. I started out without flaming you and some simple advice, and you lashed out. If you act like a punk, I'm going to punk you out. It's that simple. I pulled your card, and instead of walking away (because you don't care, remember?), you took the bait. All I had to do was dangle it in front of you.

I'm sorry that you say you don't care, but care enough to hate me and respond.
I'm sorry that you're so naive as to not know when someone is pulling your strings.

You'll grow up, and you'll learn not to be drawn into this kind of shit.

I manipulated you like a puppet, and I'm sorry. I'll do what I intended to do all along: not read your posts. Just remember, in the span of less than an hour, I made you do everything you said you didn't care about, exposing your hypocrisy for all the world to see.

Best of luck to you,
SW

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, obviously you do care. Otherwise you wouldn't have made this post.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i licked a squirle

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe you all make me laugh.
" I take myself seriously on this page because in real life, I suck! "
i didn't know how much fun this page can be until i started making posts. now my friends comments on his site are turning into a convo. wow.
" I hope I never meet someone in real life that doesn't share my views because I'd shit myself!"

and i'm done

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhhh, MapQuest returned that address as being for one Pussy McPusserson.

"Ooo. Ooo. This'll cheese him off: I'll call him out, then I'll puss out because it's easier to hide behind my monitor, and mommy won't let me out this late.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

were you abused as a baby

becouse i would have beaten you

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know I'm only fanning the flames here, but fuck it. I'm having fun.

Actually, your post making fun of me would be pointless because:
a) You're a waste of grammatical space/time.
b) Your ignorant, self-persecuted ramblings would turn it more into a whine about me than anything else, although it would be fun to eviscerate that, too.
c) The more you respond, the more you prove that the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
d) You CAN'T be more than 16 years old, and therefore were still sucking on the tit when I was out living a real life and getting shot up for my country. I can own you no matter what forum you choose.
e) You still haven't answered my answer to your challenge.

I never claimed that I wasn't an asshole. You just brought out the worst in me.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-16 22:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hope you read this, sliverdick, because just to set the record straight, i am not untitled_user you fucking idiot. just because two people who know each other post shit to make fun of people like you at the same time, does not make them the same person. dipshit. oh yeah and here's my address

1023 Fuckyou Ct.
Dipshit, OH 43258

and yeah, thats not funny, but i had to do it. go back to masturbating faggot. oh, and do yourself a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually, silvrwolf, or whadever the fuck it is, i would make a post making fun of you. but it would be completely pointless, everyone would think its stupid because... oh yeah, posts about people are stupid because other people dont know you or me, and last but not least - i think you're a fucking idiot, that's all that matters, DICK.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like that you picked perhaps one of my shittiest posts to rate in retaliation. Please go back as Avril and -2 it, too. It doesn't deserve to be ranked positive.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me an address (not your home address), directions, and a time and date. Be there, and I promise I'll tell you everything I wrote here to your face. I might also add:

You're as dumb as a box of hair, and half as useful.

I'm going to find you when the Mandatory Retard Eradication Act goes into effect in 2017.

I'm really going to enjoy when you finally stop shitting yourself and actually swing at me, so I can kick your jaw (and anything attached to it) backwards on your head.

Please take me up on my offer. I bet you won't. I have money, so travel isn't a problem. I'll come to you. You called me out, and here I am, just waiting for the MapQuest query.

Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

first those "girls" in the pics are ugly and the pic is crappy for that reason, secondly what are you trying to prove. Do you real think anyone here is going to give a crap about you or be shaken by you and your oh so rebelious posts

hey, look at me, I'm a total rebel because I make these totally in your face post so I can try to feel better about myself and try to act tough.

Well guess what!?!?!?! you do suck cause your not remotely authentic and a big wannabe

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hate you because you make sense no silverwulf. how can ewe make fun of somewon who is mad becawse you suk. y du yu bothre. i don't like you and you can say wutever ewe want becase i no ewe wood never say dat shhit to mie face. loser.

Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being a brave bunny.

heres some other posts by people i like

http://www.ubersite.com/m/34192 http://www.ubersite.com/m/34275
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34649 http://www.ubersite.com/m/34768
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35262 http://www.ubersite.com/m/35393
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35406 http://www.ubersite.com/m/35470
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35571 http://www.ubersite.com/m/35647
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35777 http://www.ubersite.com/m/36073
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36194 http://www.ubersite.com/m/36307
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40207 http://www.ubersite.com/m/41726


Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ooo! Ooo! I have a better idea. HATEPOST for me! Please. PLEASE? It would be an honor if you were to write my first one...

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf are you talking about sulverwulf? you don't make sense. at all. i hate you.
---------------------------
HAHAHAHAHA! Read that back to yourself and think about how much sense THAT makes.

You hate me because I tell it like it is? I tried to be nice at first, but you wanted to make a point of it and take another dump on the front page of Ubersite. Your posts are crap. I don't have the power to give you orders; I only made suggestions, and nicely at first, I might add.

Now, please reach behind your head, grab a handful of your hair, and bash your face repeatedly against the keyboard. Post the resulting text with a picture of your bloodied visage, and I'll +2 (with happy, nice thoughts) everything you post from then on. Until then:

Eat Shit and Live,
SW

Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, are you and avrillapete the same person, or just gay lovers?

Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurray for me, fuck you!

In one of your other posts didn't you say you had a job, and had a computer at your job? I call bullshit on that. Here's why:

Judging by your post, I would say to have your mental capacity you would either have to be:
1. 12 years old
2. retarded
3. some relative of a chimpnzee who learned to blend in with the human race... what are they called? oh yea, niggers.

They don't let niggers near computers because they steal them. They don't let retards near computers because they drool on them and get electrocuted. This leads me to believe you are a 12 year old kid, in which case the oly solution I se is to get rid of those pesky child labor laws so we can shove your ass down the coal pits where you belong, bitch.

+2 for sticking it to ubersite.

Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't give a fuck if you post more than once a day, but is it neccessary to post shit like this?

Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOW... i almost cared that i got a -2..... and the song is alright, but you didn't make it so you get no credit from me.

Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-16 21:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf are you talking about sulverwulf? you don't make sense. at all. i hate you.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-16 20:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone's trailer park is showing. Good God, how can you simultaneously suck and blow?

To steal from AlahAckbar:
-------------------------
Sung to the tune of "I only want to be with you"

You post on here, you've got nothing at all to say.
You think your cool, but we all know your ghey.
You don't spell check
You don't proof read.
You post your crap up here for the world to see...
But theirs nothing we can do.
cept give you a -2!
cept give you a -2!

Don't take it personally,
but -2 die
Don't get all teary,
your post makes baby jebus cry
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Your post screams out "help me"
I'm not that bright
I'm sure you're smarter then this
but capitlize your "I"'s
But theirs nothing we can do.....
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Fetish says "har har peener"
Mickginny says "kill yourself"
Bart leaves a no comment
hm hm hm hm rhymes with "peener"
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Post something Funny,
Not plagerized
If you Cut and paste e-mails
God kills a baby bunny.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

Don't you dare post poo,
like you just did
Wait till you have something to say,
to earn a +2.
But theirs nothing we can do......
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!
cept give you -2!!!!!!!!!

CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!
CEPT GIVE YOU A -2!!!!!!

Copyright 2004 by AlahAckbar. All rights reserved.
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I'm sorry that you never got over your daddy. At least your pelvis healed nicely.

Eat Shit and Live,
SW


Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

-- Homer Simpson
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