I hate them (922 hits)
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Submitted by Rotodizer (View user info) at 2004-08-17 00:51:14 EDT
Did you ever felt the frustration of not being able to kick someone's ass because 1) He's on TV
2) He's too far away from you 3) You would get your own ass kicked anyway? I know I did. I was watching TV last night when I came accross some new shitty rap music video. God I hate those fuckers.
In EVERY single one of their videos you either have busty black chicks that are all over some guy trying to suck his face off or big black tough guys driving shiny cars thinking "hey I'm so cool, I drive a furry car that looks like a rolling sasquatch". What in the world makes them think I want to see how good they and how much money he can make by singing (err I mean shitty emotionless talking without any melody at all) on the same god damn beat for 3 minutes and a half? It's not like what they show on TV is even close to reality, yet those kids start dreaming about it and think that it's cool.
Take 50 cent for exemple. Did you look at the guy for a second? He has as much expression as a retarded squirrel but with larger front teeth. How is a song with lyrics as meaningless as "Go charley, it's your birthday but we don't care that it's your fucking birthday" can make it to the top? I'll tell you why, because our society is full of retarded kids who think that talking with words that don't even exist, wearing clothes that are three times too big for them and treating women like trash is hip and that it will make them successful. Sadly, I came to think that they might be right in thinking that when I look at what MTV is showing them. Therefore, they vote for these dicks on polls, buy their albums and pay for clothes that cost five time more because of a little trademark on the shoulder.
Call me jealous, I don't care. Maybe I am. But the fact is, the more we listen to that shit, the more those dicks make money and the more they produce some more worthless crap. God I hate those fuckers.
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Submitted by veins_of_glass (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed. My arse was -2 until the cows came home, to which it stayed that way when I comment on the crapiness of music these days anyway..
"You've got hard-core bands like Rammstein and Linkin Park, Sum 41 and the like, and their music SPEEDS UP the neurons in the brain, making people more efficient and able to think clearly."
Ahahahahahahzhha......ahahahahaha...wait Im not done holding my sides..ahahahahah what a load of crap they suck.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another original rant.
try not watching commercial music channels.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rap sucks, but veggies are cool!
socks are cooler though...just my opinion
Submitted by wes_rulz (user info) at 2004-08-17 03:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i agree with Walsareck, its all about the hardcore.
rap sucks. hip hop sucks. niggers suck. and nigger-hop sucks.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost as if I care how many whores I can bang in a night - it just depends on how many STD's my wife wil be comfortable with.
Rap goes on about nothing that is good - commercially, I saw this kid with this 50 Cent shirt on - and it cost $99!!! That's fricking expensive!!
I paid $5 for my military uniform!
Submitted by Rotodizer (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't get me wrong, I am diverse and I actually enjoy underground rap music even though I am more of a punk rock fan. What I'm talking about here is the commercial bullshit that we hear every single day on radio and TV, rappers that sing about how good their car is or how hot they are themselves. Bunch of egocentric fucks.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is not gay, but pointless - and I think (and lots of other people, I'm sure) that the author handled this topic immensely well.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wah. wah. wah.
be fucking diverse.
not many people want to hear your inane, unoriginal babble about hating rap music.
"oh, wah wah. I hate rap because I think it is, like, gay, okay?"
fuck off.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-17 01:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Um, not all black people write rap music?
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 01:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"We've been doing tests on what different types of music do to your brain function - Rap actually kills braincells, and slows down the thought process to the point where it might as well be non-existant."
That's because rap has no real rhythm. Plus, if you let yourself become a fan of rap, you start to commit your crimes.
I don't really know, but to tell the truth, we need rap, otherwise the niggers would be mingling with normal people, and that's something we don't want.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit... That was awesome, man!
I feel the same way - Rap is monotone bullshit! Over in Aus, we call it "Nigger Music", because it's the only thing black people can manage in the way of music!!!
We've been doing tests on what different types of music do to your brain function - Rap actually kills braincells, and slows down the thought process to the point where it might as well be non-existant.
You've got hard-core bands like Rammstein and Linkin Park, Sum 41 and the like, and their music SPEEDS UP the neurons in the brain, making people more efficient and able to think clearly.
Generally, Rap is killing people - or, at least, making them vegetables!