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An amusing game to play when bored (2077 hits)

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Rating: -1.54 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Edd the Duck (View user info) at 2004-08-17 07:21:14 EDT


Take a fairly large pizza and place it on the floor. Persuade a few mates to play and have them stand around the pizza (works best with 4+ people). Each man then has to beat their meat furiously over the pizza in an attempt to be the first person to come. The last man to cream, or the one/s who don't cream, have to eat the once-appetising pizza.

Remember, the more people playing, the higher the pressure to win, and the more awful the punishment for failure.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

OOhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn...
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I thinks "someone" just got a new party game to play with all his fat little friends!!

Here's a +2 just because I'm an asshole!

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-26 00:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How the hell did this little gem get resurrected?

Seems to me four people beat off onto edd the duck then ate him.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-26 00:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey


:-(

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How the hell do you get it up when you're surrounded by men jerking off onto a pizza???

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd like for this to be on the worst ever list.


I concur

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 04:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uh...

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

so each pizza is five bucks?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Soggy Biscuit for 4 or more!


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OOhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This should do it.

WOO

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sick.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The goal is to be a one-pump chump?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Amusing?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd like for this to be on the worst ever list.

Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

one of the nastiest, gayest things ever




and I think your supposed to use a cookie when having a circle jerk

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is an old Fraternity ritual.

Good thing I never went Greek.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow, you rule. have my babies!


Submitted by Fellow3 (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuck off, you ain't gettin' worst post ever... tool.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for the longest run of -2s Ive seen.

you = special

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow...so, uh, original, yeah...

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ed_the_duck (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen, do you dumbasses think I, or indeed anyone has actually tried this? You should really learn to tell when someone's taking the piss.

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Oh, how clever. You pulled a joke on Ubersite. Wow.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Gookie Cookie but with a pizza.

ATTN GHEY MENZ!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit in its purest form.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The post that you just gave a -2 to (http://www.ubersite.com/m/41335) is much better than this shit.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You didn't.


YOU DID! ergh

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not even going to comment, you faggot.



Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AKA "Soggy Biscuit".

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sweet bleeding jebus this is disturbing.

Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by nuffsaid (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How about we get everyone to shit on the pizza and you eat it.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst post this week here we come !

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what garbage

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its called soggy biscuit

Submitted by ed_the_duck (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen, do you dumbasses think I, or indeed anyone has actually tried this? You should really learn to tell when someone's taking the piss.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, this is a good idea, because when i'm bored I want to masturbate in front of all my male friends onto a pizza, and have them do the same, because eating their semen would brighten up my day no end.

Sorry, but i'm not into your homo-erotic fantasies.

Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

or not.


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