An amusing game to play when bored (2047 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.54 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Edd the Duck (View user info) at 2004-08-17 07:21:14 EDT
Take a fairly large pizza and place it on the floor. Persuade a few mates to play and have them stand around the pizza (works best with 4+ people). Each man then has to beat their meat furiously over the pizza in an attempt to be the first person to come. The last man to cream, or the one/s who don't cream, have to eat the once-appetising pizza.
Remember, the more people playing, the higher the pressure to win, and the more awful the punishment for failure.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-09 14:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-08-29 15:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:32:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
OOhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn...
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I thinks "someone" just got a new party game to play with all his fat little friends!!
Here's a +2 just because I'm an asshole!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-08-26 00:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the hell did this little gem get resurrected?
Seems to me four people beat off onto edd the duck then ate him.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-08-26 00:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
:-(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-25 09:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the hell do you get it up when you're surrounded by men jerking off onto a pizza???
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-21 05:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like for this to be on the worst ever list.
I concur
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-21 04:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so each pizza is five bucks?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soggy Biscuit for 4 or more!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This should do it.
WOO
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sick.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The goal is to be a one-pump chump?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amusing?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like for this to be on the worst ever list.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one of the nastiest, gayest things ever
and I think your supposed to use a cookie when having a circle jerk
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is an old Fraternity ritual.
Good thing I never went Greek.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, you rule. have my babies!
Submitted by Fellow3 (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck off, you ain't gettin' worst post ever... tool.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the longest run of -2s Ive seen.
you = special
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow...so, uh, original, yeah...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ed_the_duck (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, do you dumbasses think I, or indeed anyone has actually tried this? You should really learn to tell when someone's taking the piss.
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Oh, how clever. You pulled a joke on Ubersite. Wow.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gookie Cookie but with a pizza.
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit in its purest form.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The post that you just gave a -2 to (http://www.ubersite.com/m/41335) is much better than this shit.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't.
YOU DID! ergh
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even going to comment, you faggot.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AKA "Soggy Biscuit".
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet bleeding jebus this is disturbing.
Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nuffsaid (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about we get everyone to shit on the pizza and you eat it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst post this week here we come !
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sterling96 (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what garbage
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its called soggy biscuit
Submitted by ed_the_duck (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, do you dumbasses think I, or indeed anyone has actually tried this? You should really learn to tell when someone's taking the piss.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, this is a good idea, because when i'm bored I want to masturbate in front of all my male friends onto a pizza, and have them do the same, because eating their semen would brighten up my day no end.
Sorry, but i'm not into your homo-erotic fantasies.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-08-17 07:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
or not.