Bush Takes a Shit, Dems Cry About It (792 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2004-08-17 09:07:25 EDT
Announcement by the Kerry for President spokesentity:
It has come to our attention that President Bush took a dump yesterday. This is obviously a
politically motivated action by the president to win support for his reelection. As it is well
known by White House staff, the majority of american voters are known to shit on a regular basis.
We hope every democrat in the country will be on the lookout for more politically motivated
movements (heh) by the president and his staff. We also want to remind all democrats to run crying
to the media and whine about a political motive behind every thing the president does.
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:13:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-15 22:06:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:54:06 (#)
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Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 (#)
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Poo.
When we people learn - There might be two puppets to fight over, but there's just one hand.
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Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Puppets!!!!
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I love being a sheep. I just graze, bitches.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-24 20:45:42 EDT (#)
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you suck
Submitted by Tommy Murphy <Meatwad007.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-22 15:46:11 EDT (#)
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True as it is funny. +2
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:55:14 EDT (#)
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Go W.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:04:31 EDT (#)
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Didn't I see this in the NY Times?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:32:57 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA, I guess the libs finally woke up and got out of bed.
Go protest something with Streisand and your hero Moore ya fuckin morons.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-17 14:30:16 EDT (#)
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Man oh man, republicans got to be the slimiest bastards in the western hemisphere, a hoard of dim witted orcs strait out of a tolkien novel, hell bent on bringing on the rapture.
How much money was spent on investigating that little stain on that blue dress? How hard did the republicans try to stop the 9/11 commission and investigation?
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:07:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:59:55 EDT (#)
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i'd like to take a shit on your face.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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You are kidding me... you are complaining about democrat response in this election?
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:55:40 EDT (#)
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What's this world coming to?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:47:41 EDT (#)
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That's a good job Lojope. Easily better than the original.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:35:56 (#)
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Announcement by the Bush for President spokesentity:
It has come to our attention that John Kerry took a dump this morning. This has outraged the Republican Party because Kerry was heard to say that he didn't need to shit yesterday. They claim that this is just another example of the wish-washy flip-flopping ideals that the Democratic candidate has shown through out his entire campaign.
We hope every republican in the country will be on the lookout for more waffling political
movements (heh) by the Kerry and his staff. We also want to remind all Republicans to remember that Kerry's excuse of "times and situations changing" is a rediculous cop out, and run crying
to the media and whine every time Kerry changes his mind about anything.
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+1 for that, and +1 for the original.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:01:41 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by jcricket (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:57:51 EDT (#)
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i am in total agreement with charred.
and that hand is not well lubed either.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:54:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 (#)
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Poo.
When we people learn - There might be two puppets to fight over, but there's just one hand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Puppets!!!!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:44:32 EDT (#)
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good stuff.
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:40:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Charred (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 EDT (#)
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Poo.
When we people learn - There might be two puppets to fight over, but there's just one hand.
And it's a dirty, unclean hand that fucks us all.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:15:27 EDT (#)
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Because it fits perfectly!
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:46:36 EDT (#)
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Even if the sentiment behind the post was credible, this could have been done so much better.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:37:03 EDT (#)
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I am taking a dump and this is funny
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:35:56 EDT (#)
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Announcement by the Bush for President spokesentity:
It has come to our attention that John Kerry took a dump this morning. This has outraged the Republican Party because Kerry was heard to say that he didn't need to shit yesterday. They claim that this is just another example of the wish-washy flip-flopping ideals that the Democratic candidate has shown through out his entire campaign.
We hope every republican in the country will be on the lookout for more waffling political
movements (heh) by the Kerry and his staff. We also want to remind all Republicans to remember that Kerry's excuse of "times and situations changing" is a rediculous cop out, and run crying
to the media and whine every time Kerry changes his mind about anything.
Submitted by Dr. Stevenson <dr.stevenson.at.your.mom's.house> at 2004-08-17 09:23:11 EDT (#)
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GW Bush = worst president EVER
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:18:54 EDT (#)
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Meh. Seen better.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:18:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rocket_stapler (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:18:11 EDT (#)
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I'm watching the olympics and equestrian is on. What a great sport!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:13:36 EDT (#)
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And i'm not even American...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:11:32 EDT (#)
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You. are. teh. Roxxorz.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:09:28 EDT (#)
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Sad....but true
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:09:27 EDT (#)
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I'm voting for kerry and this is funny.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-17 09:08:06 EDT (#)
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HAHA