Canada I where you want to be....admit it! (677 hits)
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Submitted by <lesryder27.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-17 10:16:41 EDT
Ok so I understand that many of you live in other countries....Im sure some of them behold great beauty....splendid people....great food...whatnot... However! I live in Canada and it is the best overall. We enjoy everything about life and celebrate our differences. We accept things as they are and always figure out how to make the best out of all our difficulties. We dont lock our doors or fire missles. We offer our services to those who need them. We live in a land where we are safe and it is ok to approach strangers.....99 percent of the time they turn out to be very friendly, helpful and a new friend is made! We are leaders in aerospace technology. We stand firm in our resolve not to kill a bunch of people to line the pockets of investors. Canada has a breathtaking landscape that no one can deny. We embrace our indigineous roots and people.
Criminals from around the world come here to map out crimes to be perpetrated elsewhere, they dont have the heart to do anything wrong on our land...they insist on leaving our beauty and charm in-tact. We have politely requested they stop doing such things here and we're awaiting their response..forthwit. Our woman are beautiful and wholesome....not dumb and easy!
We will shoot people in the forehead if they refuse to keep the peace.
In conclusion we are Canadian!....and you can be too!
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Submitted by l-ryd <lesryder27.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-18 11:33:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wanna go to college in canada
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who cares? +2 for standing up for your country against these Americans, who are, in effect, giving the US a bad name!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i live 30 min form the border in michigan
so whenever i wish to visit your splendid country i do
resons to visit canada
fishing
or when i i like break my knee i go to canada and say it happened there and get it looked at for free
or when i need to drink legaly i go to canada
or when i want to get laid and im to lazy to find someone i go to canada and theres always someone who wants to fuck me
i love canada
but i will always live in michigan
its like canada just with more guns
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:23:47 EDT (#)
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I'll admit one thing: I have no clue what the fuck your subject line is saying to me.
Canada is cool though, so you're spared the -2.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kickass
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-18 03:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada Blows......Alberta owns the rest of you little fucks.......Bow Down
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the work of a beautiful mind!
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:14:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Canadian, and I hate you.
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Ditto.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This sucks, but no more then the American versions
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She-nanny!
Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:45:49 EDT (#)
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Ha, Canada: America Light. shenans
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:34:30 EDT (#)
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fuck yerself backwards shitfuck!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes Canadians celebrate differences, so do most countries, so don't be a fucking idiot and post some jerk spray shit like this.
There are no nationalities on the internet, goof.
Oh, I'm Canadian too, but fuck you.
BOW DOWN TO MY MOTHERFUCKING AWESOMNESS YOU BITCH!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:10:53 EDT (#)
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too bad the FLQ didn't blow up your dad's nutsack. This way this post would've never taken place
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:03:20 EDT (#)
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I believe your Mothers is the intended desination sir!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:44:52 (#)
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I'll be in Canada next Friday....Bring on the Asian sluts!
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Where are you going?
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post is supreme
above all else
clearly it pays to be a Canadian
How do I sign up?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll be in Canada next Friday....Bring on the Asian sluts!
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:40:56 EDT (#)
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MY PET MONKEY GETS ME THE BEERS! BECAUSE I AM A RETARD!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:38:45 EDT (#)
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WHY DONT I SNAP MY FINGERS FOR A BEER????? CUZ I AM CANADIAN!!!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:33:50 EDT (#)
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I am Canadian, and I politely disapprove of this post, and of you.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:33:09 EDT (#)
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Ackbar makes brain hurt.
I LIKE MY LUNCH! IT IS A TUNA SANDWITCH AND AN APPLE!
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:31:59 EDT (#)
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this is shite...my country is way better than your country pal....and my dad was in the army too and could probably beat yours in an arm-wrestle any fucking day of the week. Biggest load of bollocks since my first post.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:30:40 EDT (#)
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That's right muthafuckas! Canada is coming to your house and we're gonna tip over your coffee table. Take that bitches! Hahahahahahah! Fuckers.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 (#)
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I'm Canadian, and I hate you.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:28:21 EDT (#)
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Oh look. A Canadian pride post.
YOU SUCK! YOU ARE SO FUCKING FULL OF YOURSELF THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD TO LIVE!
CANADA SUCKS! YOU HAVE NO FREEDOMS! LOOK AT HOLLAND!
YOUR PRESIDENT IS A DOUCHEBAG! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY MEDIA SAYS SO! I HAVE DONE NO REASEARCH, AND WILL POST INNANE STATISTICS THAT MAKE NO SENSE!
90% OF CANADIANS ARE GAY!
40% OF CANADIANS HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A MUSIC CONCERT!
GET OVER YOURSELF! NOBODY CARES THAT YOU LOVE YOUR COUNTRY! I'M SO SICK OF THE PATRIOTIC IDOITS ON THIS SITE! CANADA SUCKS! YOU HAVE TO WAIT 15 HOURS TO SEE A DOCTOR! YOU ARE A COMMUNIST COUNTRY, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THE WORLD HATES YOU, AS IS CLEARLY DESCRIBED BY MYSELF AND THE 5 OTHER PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME!
YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A CANADIAN, AND THEREFORE AN ESKIMO AND A BABY SEAL KILLER.
Before any of you start screaming "U JUS DID A AMIRICAN PRID POTS! LOLOMGWTFBB-Q!" realize that while yes, I did write something that involved the love I have for my country, it was much more of a jab at the people that generalize my entire country and hate me, without knowing me, simply because I am an American.
Oh yeah, this is clearly shenanigans.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:26:51 EDT (#)
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nbhbh bhbbbygbh
That was the result of MY monkey (heh...) pounding the keyboard. It pwns j00.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:25:55 EDT (#)
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CBG's monkey emailed that to me and it is also of higher quality than this post.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:22:57 EDT (#)
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I bet you like Fetish's posts.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:19:44 EDT (#)
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This was the result of my pet monkey smashing the keyboard.
It is of higher quality than this post.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Canadian, and I hate you.