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Another gift for the Ladies... (979 hits)

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Submitted by Rico Suave: The Ladies Man (View user info) at 2004-08-17 11:10:32 EDT


Hello Ladies, how are you all doing today. Beautiful as ever I presume.

As promised, I have decided to devote some attention to the Ladies here on Ubersite.

In my last delicously steady post ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/41925), some jealous men interfered with my gift and spoiled it for some. They are jealous of my magnetic abilities to attract women. Let them be jealous, for my goal is to make the Ladies of Ubersite moist with my charms and excited with my fingers.

For my next gift to the ladies I present you with some visual stimulation, pictures of me modeling. I hope the Ladies enjoy it.

Kisses mi mujeres

Adios







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Submitted by UberIsabella (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was rico sauve, and i am habeeb

Bart bart will never know

shhh

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 14:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy... fucking... yummy...

i just want to suck those nipples right off of you.

me gusta me reggae me gista punk rock
por la cosa a me gusta mas es panochita

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is a joke. right.









someone tell me it's a joke.

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is fuckin' hilarious

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this guy.

-Bus

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do ya.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha. You're so gross.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-17 19:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This guy is disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

He's leaking oil.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've seen better retards at the back of the short bus.

Submitted by VaginaRavager (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah

Submitted by WTF? at 2004-08-17 12:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shenanigans....you are so gay

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Super Sweet! Finally I have some new jerk-off material!

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Clearly, this has to be a joke. Right?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rico Suave es el amante de oler asqueroso, gordo y grande a mujeres negras.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method?!?!


I call shenanigans!

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THanks for making spit seme... I mean coffee... all over my computer screen.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, fuck. Somebody make it stop.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is awesome.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have a prosthetic eye, right?

Submitted by ProvocativeJules (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Now I gotta go try and scrub that image from my brain. Thanks a lot!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If that is really you....I am sorry.

Submitted by Rico_Suave (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THE HEARTS OF THE LADIES ON UBERSITE

ADIOS

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cannot...stop...laughing.

What a tool.

Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Youre a brave man Rico....hope those pants are fire retardent matey.


Submitted by Rico_Suave (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I AM NOT GAY

YOU ALL ARE GAY

WHY ARE CHU CLICKIN ON A POST THAT SAYS " A GIFT FOR THE LADIES"

CHINGA TU MADRES DE ME AMORE

RICO IS MAD NOW

RICO WILL LEAVE UBERSITE

STUPID JEALOUS CABRONES

WHY MUST YOU INTERFERE WITH RICO??

ALL HE WANTS IS TO ENTER

Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rico, you went from cool to gay in about two seconds

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear God NO NO NO!

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tool.


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