Your Choice- Make the right one, pinheads (953 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: -0.71 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-08-17 12:42:50 EDT
Wait here, go there
Come in, stay out
Be yourself, be someone else
Obey the law, break the law
Be ambitious, be modest
Plan ahead, be spontaneous
Decide for yourself, listen to others
Save money, spend money
Be good, be evil
Be wise, be foolish
Be safe, be dangerous
Be satisfied, be envious
Be honest, be deceitful
Be faithful, be perfidious
Be sane, be mad
Be strong, be weak
Be enigmatic, be plain
Be aggressive, be peaceful
Be brave, be timid
Be humane, be cruel
Be critical, be appreciative
Be temperamental, calm
Be sad, be happy
Be normal, be unusual
Stop, go
Live, die
Yes, no
Rebel, submit
Right, wrong
Sit down, stand up
Create, destroy
Accept, reject
Talk, silence
Tpeed up, slow down
This way, that way
Right, left
Present, absent
Open, closed
Entrance, exit
Believe, doubt
Truth, lies
Escape, meet
Love, hate
Thank you, flunk
Clarify, pollute
Simple, complex
Nothing, something
Stop, go
Live, die
Yes, no
Rebel, submit
Right, wrong
Sit down, stand up
Create, destroy
Accept, reject
Talk, silence
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-18 16:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is MUCH better than your SUPA entry.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-22 10:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha. Shlongy shows his sensitive side, and still gets cut down. What a mincing little faggot.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All of the above, probably, at one time or another.
This is stupid. It's like one of the billion and one personality tests people fake by writing in what they wish they were like.
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sjmanikt -
"Please, for the love of all that is concise in the world, stop writing. "
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For the love of "all that is concise?" ???
WTF? Now there's an Uber first.
Submitted by Jabba_the_Shit (user info) at 2004-10-27 11:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kicker of all ass (-2)
Submitted by PROXYman (user info) at 2004-10-23 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:04:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pffft. Rip-off of Ecclesiastes, which was much better written.
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:57:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck.
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Submitted by HelloMello (user info) at 2004-10-09 12:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
getting tail, Shlongy
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-04 23:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did? Where? When?
I was probably on dope or something.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
(I do reserve the right to change my opinion though)
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The irony of it is, you changed your opinion before I even saw the comment.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spooge, don't shoot
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-08-18 21:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blow, don't blow
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I appreciate that. You're awesome...and I say that without even seeing what your ass looks like.
(I do reserve the right to change my opinion though)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As far as I can tell, you're achieving everything you set out to do. Carry on. I'm cheering you from the sidelines.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe...yeah, no kidding.
I must be doing something right, eh baby?
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pffft. Rip-off of Ecclesiastes, which was much better written.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A lot of people sure do hate you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I appreciate your 2, heater, I still don't find any amusement in your posts. I think they suck balls.
Forgive me?
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to shit into your brain for this, however, I will perform my noble duty. Have some Heat! Wooo!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great post. Great retaliation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just checked...I've read exactly ONE of your selected works. Today's gem.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have? What's wrong with me?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep, you've read everything I've written on this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably is, Q. I've seen your work.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is too deep for me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ackbar- I have an idea for you.
Fuck yourself.
And stop taking Uberland so seriously, you pathetic fuckwad.
You should have been celebrating the fact that I didn't minus you, you fucking whining crybaby.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You clicked on that link, that clearly stated how long the post was.
You went straight to the review button.
You clicked it.
You typed in
"This may have been good but I live in a USA TODAY world and don't have the time for 5 pages...when there's a bunch of new posts just waiting for me to shit on."
You hit rate.
I'm sorry I assumed that you were shitting on my post because I gave you a -2. You sure showed me by going back to my post and giving me a -2!
Now I know the truth. You didn't shit on my post. You're just a fucking retard.
Why would you rate someones post as being too long if it said in the title that is was long? Are you that fucking stupid? It's not even about the fucking rating, It's about you being a fucking douchebag. If the post is labeled long, and you don't have the attention span to read it, don't fucking click on the link! And if you click on the link, don't fucking rate it if you don't read it! Jesus Christ. Why would you rate something you didn't read if you were not doing it purposly to be a fucking dick?
Answer me that, douche.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't shit on yours...I gave you a plus 2 for something yesterday or the day before.
What, is this supposed to be a big room full of ass kiss?
No thanks...Homey don't play those games.
Uberland is fucking queer.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:36:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
This may have been good but I live in a USA TODAY world and don't have the time for 5 pages...when there's a bunch of new posts just waiting for me to shit on.
THAT IS WHY THERE IS A FUCKING NOTE ON THE TITLE. BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ 5 PAGES, YOU SHOULDN'T CLICK THE LINK.
Jesus. But hey, thanks for ruining my perfect +2.
Sorry I didn't like your post. No need to come shit on mine though.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the right choice: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41997
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a fucking SONG, you stupid fucks.
Don't despair. Next time, I'll add an attachment of a cartoon penis for you fucking wankers.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:36:13 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:34:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the, fuck up
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what exactly were you trying to say here? I mean, most poetry I've read has some meaning.
This looks like a bunch of opposites thrown up onto the keyboard and posted.
Submitted by sjmanikt (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Be preachy, call it poetry.
List a lot of random shit; everyone will think it's deep.
Please, for the love of all that is concise in the world, stop writing.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:34:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the, fuck up
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the, fuck up
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I was going to include this in my first review, but because I screwed up, you get another +2.
perfidious - get down wit yo bad vocabulary. I had to look it up.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What would have made this post a lot better is not having posted it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lion, antelope.
Yeah, sorry about the response this is getting. Next time, try more fart jokes if you want it to be appreciated.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
booooooooooooooooooring!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The world would be a better place if you took a swandive off a large bridge.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It needed a summary paragraph somewhere. Although I do see what you're getting at, I fear that many will not. Sometimes, you have to dumb things down just a bit.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it HELPS , then why the minus?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet! This will help me finish my list of arbitrary opposites.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's with all the hate? This must be "too deep" for the average Uber dipshit.
Oh, and there's no poop jokes or stick figure drawings with cartoon penises. My mistake.
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I guess you could always go fuck yourself, matey.
Submitted by R.aZeN (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apathy, empathy
im gonna go eat an african
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Breathe in, breathe out.
In your case - don't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide. So I think I'll go to the pool.