All you need to know about Koolmang in one line... (571 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.21 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Shit Flinging Ape (View user info) at 2004-08-17 13:21:01 EDT
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-16 12:04:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still pissed about this cereal...I wish I told mom to get Honeycomb instead.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41837
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Yeah folks, this is Koolmang, hero to the pathetic, voice of the loser. He still lives at home, and his mom still buys his cereal for him, and does his laundry, and cooks his meals, while he spends his allowance on videogames and movies and spends all day online.
So go ahead and -2 the hell out of me because I made an attempt at pointing out what a spectacularly insignificant person Koolmang is. But rememeber to shoot your +2 wads the next time he posts about the new soy milk his mom is trying out ("Tastes like jizz, bitch!") or the cheap toilet paper she put in the bathroom ("I got a sore ass now from that sandpaper roll, bitch!") or the new underwear she just bought for him at the Bay ("I told her I don't wear small anymore! I got a MAN dick now, bitch!").
User Reviews
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm torn... Koolmang is my mentor, but this was funny.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - Oops!
Munkeypants - Eep-eep!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 because I like Koolmag. He can be kool sometimes
+1 because I like your name.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was talking to Koolmang, you unoriginal penis puffer.
Christ, this room has a collective IQ (minus mine) of about 4.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:06:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, you are gay.
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You didn't complain last night when I had my dick in your mouth. Of course you COULDN'T complain because I had my dick in your mouth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, you are gay.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you see, since I'm living at home when attending college, I guess mommy would have to buy the groceries. She knows I love her.
+2 for another hate post.
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:33:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
koolmang will smoke your nigger ass
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The only thing Koolmang will smoke is the Export A's he's gonna steal from his momma's purse.
'Nigger' ass? Explain that one, please.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-17 14:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
("Tastes like jizz, bitch!")
And you know what that tastes like because?????
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cereals for weiners, I don't eat any meal unless is has something on it that had a mother
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Koolmang's worst post was better than your best: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41997
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is the record? I've got 5....
all in the course of 2 weeks at that.
Oh yeah: Koolmang pwns j00, n00b biatch
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
koolmang will smoke your nigger ass
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:28:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor
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Piss Poor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He is a worthless piece of shit...I'll give you that.
PS. His nick sucks donkey dick, too.
Submitted by Omnivexed (user info) at 2004-08-17 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed longer over your name than your post, that's never a good sign.
Submitted by Sofa_Queen (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish my mom would buy me cereal.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Mang is closing in on Squatties record for hate posts.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope this was sarcasm. Then again, either you're really retarded for not noticing he was being sarcastic, therefore it isn't sarcastic, or you DID notice it and this is sarcastic. I'm not giving you the benefit of the doubt.