Drunken Beach Soccer (654 hits)
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Submitted by JustCallMeMe (View user info) at 2004-08-17 15:11:16 EDT
In case you have never played beach soccer, it is really hard. Really, really hard. And Tiring.
Last weekend I went to a beach soccer tournament at a beach close to my house. I consider myself a relativly fit person, I often play regular soccer along with lots of other sports. So when I go to the beach and see people playing soccer in the sand I think to myself, "Ha this is gonna be great I'm gonna run all over these guys." I knew most of the people who were playing and many of them were probably better than me. When I saw them, however, they looked really slow and tired and were sitting down in the sand watching more than playing. Before I continue let me clarify something, everyone who was playing was also drinking. At least 3 players on the field at any given time were carrying a bottle of beer and drinking it while trying to run. I my self had drank a few so I was just in the right mood for soccer.
Before it was my time to play I opened another beer and drank it down. Finally it was my turn to play and I was ready to kick some beach soccer ass. I can honestly say that Drunken Beach Soccer is the hardest game in the world, BAR NONE!
I entered the field beer in hand and ready to play. Each game was 7 minutes long, previously 14, but as drunkness increased playing time decreased. I was ready to score goals like Pele. The ball was kicked off and I ran, well sort of ran, up to the other end to get the ball. Yes I got it now time to score goal number one! The windup... the kick. OUCH, SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK! The ball was in a hole and when i kicked it it didnt come out, my foot just went in.
After about 2 minutes I had had enough, beach soccer is really hard, drunken beach soccer is damn near impossible. So I used the tactic I had witnessed earlier when I arrived. I sat in the sand on the pitch and began to drink.
After the 7 minutes were up I walked off the field and returned to my seat on the sand and drank myself stupid along with the rest of the players who realised drunken beach soccer is not as easy as drunken beach sitting.
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Submitted by sjmanikt (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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What about Beach Blanket Bingo? That's hard as fuck, dude.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:29:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:15:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Roland? You think beach tennis is hard? Try beach curling sometime.
Submitted by roland.flakfizer (user info) at 2004-08-17 15:13:56 EDT (#)
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I like this post :-)
Although beach tennis is a lot harder to play than beach soccer.