The Anal Marauder and his Excuses. (And spelling checking is ON!) (817 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-08-17 16:21:52 EDT
((Take a note that to make you all happy I am using spelling check on this and looking for the red lines that mean a mistake. My son give me a quick lesion with it this morning. I'm not the younger generation and computers are still new to me so please be patent. )
Now onto the fag and his excuses.
If someone is a drank and he is out of control, it is said to be of generic consequence. It is in there genes and they cannot fight it. If someone is a drugged addict it can be driving by forces in his DNA. For both of these and the rum of the mill shit in your pants and scream types it as all genetic YET it can be changed.
Consoling, and drug treatments can help a pan shitting dunk with a needle in his arm became a upstanding American citizen.
Now friends try to apply that same argument to the bum freak. A ass addict will says he needs his ass fix because he is driven NOT by carnal (corn-hole!?!?!?L—O—L) urges but by his biology. He can not help himself it is a genetic urge. BUT if we suggest trying to CURE the pud chugger of his urges through the church an the power of JESUS or through drag therapy or by going the drug root and medicating him we are told WRONG because they are supposed to be that way.
So- the genes excuse. BAD for drunks and drug users and the mental but GOOD for the man who needs an rectum full of beef. This is SAD for America and Christianity.
(Thanks to my son thanks boy the spell chocking is working!)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:14:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:23:12 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:42:00 (#)
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kellyo you call me a ravist YET you are prolifing me. YOU do not know me. My ex-wife says I am a sweat guy when I am sober and my son is BECOMING a layer in LAW SCHOOL just so he can depend me in court. "Your going to need it Dad he says!" THAT is love!"
And I guess you know all of the blacks who you call nigger? Goddamn you are such a hypocrite, and obviously a pussy who can't take what you so freely hand out.
Yes I am profiling you, but not because of your race. I'm doing it because you are a racist who deserves to be persecuted for his beliefs. When will people like yourself learn that it's wrong to judge someone on their skin colour. People should be judged on their actions, and harshly if those actions involve racism.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-18 18:54:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:42:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kelli
. . credit for being consistant. One of these days I would like to see a post from you that doesn't incite hatred against people of different races and sexual preferences. Until then I'm going to make it my personal mission to -2 every single hateful post you write you fucking redneck.
It's @21
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kellyo you call me a ravist YET you are prolifing me. YOU do not know me. My ex-wife says I am a sweat guy when I am sober and my son is BECOMING a layer in LAW SCHOOL just so he can depend me in court. "Your going to need it Dad he says!" THAT is love!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:38:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kelli
credit for being consistant. One of these days I would like to see a post from you that doesn't incite hatred against people of different races and sexual preferences. Until then I'm going to make it my personal mission to -2 every single hateful post you write you fucking redneck.
It's interesting to hear you talk about genetics considering you are a waste of DNA.
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kellyo
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-18 00:00:48 EDT (#)
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As a comment on how useless spellcheck really is, that was funny.
As anything else, it sucked. +1 for the benefit of the doubt.
Submitted by anderson (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:48:25 EDT (#)
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-2
although the redneck comment below me, made this entire post funny...
almost forgot... die fucking redneck
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:26:37 EDT (#)
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I'll give you credit for being consistant. One of these days I would like to see a post from you that doesn't incite hatred against people of different races and sexual preferences. Until then I'm going to make it my personal mission to -2 every single hateful post you write you fucking redneck.
It's interesting to hear you talk about genetics considering you are a waste of DNA.
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-17 19:05:54 EDT (#)
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If you're ACTUALLY retarded I will feel bad.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-17 19:04:40 EDT (#)
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Daaaaaaaamn you Jink. You beat me to the punch. Curses!
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:57:35 EDT (#)
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How about grammaring checking?
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:57:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:45:16 (#)
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"If someone is a drank"
Now, I could easily ignore this if you hadn't made a big deal out of spelling, but now that you've brought it up...
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Ah. I meant dunk.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:45:16 EDT (#)
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"If someone is a drank"
Now, I could easily ignore this if you hadn't made a big deal out of spelling, but now that you've brought it up...
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:45:17 EDT (#)
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What???¿
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:38:11 EDT (#)
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patent <-- (patient)
Missed that one! And probably more!
Submitted by CountNoCount (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:37:46 EDT (#)
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You have perfected your craft.
Never change.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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Oh my god, you are serious.
'Now onto the fag and his excuses.' - I actually sighed right here
It's been somewhat proven that homosexuality is NOT an environmental factor. This means that gay parents can have a child who will not grow up gay. Which means that two men can fall in love, and it's not because they were abused as children, or fucked up as a kid.
It's because it's what they prefer.
You really think someone is going to suffer all the stigma associated with homosexuality for the fun of it?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:37:23 EDT (#)
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I have tried to correct this:
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((Take a note that to make you all happy I am using spelling check on this and looking for the red lines that mean a mistake. My son give me a quick lesion <-- (lesson) with it this morning. I'm not the younger generation and computers are still new to me so please be patent. )
Now onto the fag and his excuses.
If someone is a drank (drunk) <-- and he is out of control, it is said to be of generic consequence. It is in there <-- (their) genes and they cannot fight it. If someone is a drugged (drug) addict it can be driving <-- (driven) by forces in his DNA. For both of these and the rum (run) of the mill shit in your pants and scream types it as <-- (is) all genetic YET <-- (yet) it can be changed.
Consoling, and drug treatments can help a pan shitting <-- (no help with pan shitting, sorry) dunk <-- (drunk) with a needle in his arm became <-- (become) a <-- (an) upstanding American citizen. <-- (whole sentence makes no sense)
Now friends try to apply that same argument to the bum freak. A ass addict will says he needs his ass fix because he is driven NOT by carnal (corn-hole!?!?!?L—O—L) urges but by his biology. He can not help himself it is a genetic urge. BUT if we suggest trying to CURE the pud chugger of his urges through the church an the power of JESUS or through drag <-- (drug) therapy or by going the drug root <-- (route) and medicating him we are told WRONG because they are supposed to be that way.
So- the genes excuse. BAD for drunks and drug users and the mental but GOOD for the man who needs an <-- (a) rectum full of beef. This is SAD for America and Christianity.
(Thanks to my son <-- (,) thanks boy the spell chocking <-- (checking) is working!)
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Now that I'm done, I figure this post must've been shenanigans.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:35:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/41480
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:34:58 EDT (#)
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Kinda funny, but all in all stupid.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:32:36 EDT (#)
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Oh man, the 'lesion' had me rolling...
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:31:01 EDT (#)
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This is no joke! No one is takling my argument serious!
I an can't do spellcheck inhere in this window! Fick!
Submitted by roland.flakfizer (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:30:38 EDT (#)
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Not only am I certain that I disagree with you, I'm also positive I have no idea what you're talking about.
Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:29:41 EDT (#)
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ATTN OLD MENZ!!1!11
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:29:17 EDT (#)
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Let your son write your next post, dipshit.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:29:05 EDT (#)
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oh man, I hope that's a joke...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:28:48 EDT (#)
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What Bob said.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:28:30 EDT (#)
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GO SHENANIGANS WOO!
Submitted by sjmanikt (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:26:32 EDT (#)
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"My son give me a quick lesion with it this morning."
'nuff said.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:24:59 EDT (#)
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BEST SHENANIGANS EVAR!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:23:28 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:22:54 EDT (#)
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Shay? "nani" GUNS!