I Am So Replaceable (649 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainAmik (View user info) at 2004-08-17 17:18:58 EDT
For my summer break from the grind at university I've been in my nice little tourist hometown. Working in a bar, it's not hard to meet girls when you are the bartender, especially ones from out-of-town, 'cause the townies are all methed-out little freako's...
Anyway I made the one mistake I knew I wasn't supposed to make, started to date a coworker, now I know you are gonna say "Captain you're a retard", I will just nod and then turn around and feel my shame, back to the story.
7 years my senior, great lookin' girl, who all my friends are still trying to figure out how I got in with this one, not sayin' I am an ugly guy, but she was just way better lookin' than me. So I get some stupid letter from my university a few weeks into the relationship doomed to fail that says "blah, blah 12 months til' you can re-register", so now I am pissed and now she thinks that I am gonna stay in butt-fuck nowhere town for the winter...and in my experience growing up here I would much rather be be fucked in the ass than stay in butt-fuck nowhere. So things between us start to get all lovey and what-not and then I get yet another letter from my school again "blah, blah your appeal has been granted, come back to university in the fall". After this news I was fuckin happy, this girl was all sad, mopey, and well things just started to turn to shit. She constantly accused me of cheating on her, which I had thought of doing, just for the sake that she could be right.
Anyway so things downward spiraled further for another couple weeks, and one night all drunk on the gin, lime juice and beer (The Amik), she starts spouting off again and I just snap "Fuck You, It's Over!!!", HARSH. I kind of feel bad because now I see her with another coworker, who I can say is not the fine specimen of man that I am, and I wonder what did this guy do to get her?...I mean 3 months is not the longest relationship, but when someone says "I haven't cared this much about anyone in a long time" you would figure that god dammit this girl cares about "me", not even 2 weeks go by and ugly boy slim is now baggin' my ex? I never thought a week would go by and I would just, flat-out get replaced.
Rule Number One: never date a coworker
Rule Number Two: say "you care" and turn out to be a slut
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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-11-30 09:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why, but you freaking crack me up.
Also, NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY PIER!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, where were you a week ago?
Submitted by sjmanikt (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awww, boo hoo.
you dated a freakazoid, dude. Why are you surprised that she's dating someone else already? Excessively needy people do that. It's not that *he* has something you don't (I wouldn't know, personally...he might, who knows?); it's more likely that she lacks something, and you left and were no longer providing it.
Don't date chicks with big voids in them. And definitely don't fish off the company pier, 'tard. You deserve it for that.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll be doing joined up writing next.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-17 17:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got bumped by my fiance over the weekend...you know what that means? It means I can't +2 this post enough. Sorry man, that sucks hard.