Those damn Canadians won't let me work or whiskeyjack's first post/rant (758 hits)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2004-08-17 18:17:26 EDT
Remember I'm a posting virgin so please be kind. That said I am simply fed up and need to rant against a immense amount of stupidity on the part of Canadian Immigration. I'm from America but moved to Canada going into gr.4, and am now going into gr.12. That means I've lived here for 9 years. Roughly 15 months ago I applied for my landed immigrant so I could work; I currently live in Canada with a student visa which doesn't give me a sin number.
This problem is driving me insane. I live in a small tourist town and the local employers are desperate to hire people with their own residency, so they always hire students, and they pay well also. Instead I do light construction and odd jobs for my parents at a rent house they're renovating. This work is very infrequent, and lives me often not working but with nothing to do because all my friends work all day.
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Now that I have all the boring details and background out of the way I can get down to some good ole' ranting. I've been living in Canada for 9 years, I'm white, American, and under 18. Why in the sweet name of Catholic school girls does it take them so long to give me landed immigrant status but the brother of terrorist such as the brother of Osama Bin Laden can get full citizenship almost instantly. Instead of applying my way I should say I plan on flying a hang glider into Parliament, then I'd have more passports then I would know what to do with.
Canadian Immigration is the most fucked up institute in Canada; and that's saying a shat load. My case isn't the only one that was fucked up. One of my teachers who is about 30 and British was having some trouble and almost got kicked out of the country. He finally had to call our MP(Canadian Congressman) and he had to call Canadian Immigration and tell them to pull the dicks out of their asses and get to work.
Canada's population would be shrinking if it wasn't for their immigration intake; and even still it's only barely growing. You'd think those stupid maple chuggers would try to let in more people, especially Americans.
Those damn puck slappers need to let me work. I'm losing what's little left of my sanity because of those stupid lazy ass Canadians.
FUCK CANADIAN IMMIGRATION AND FUCK THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT!!! AND FUCK FRENCH CANADIANS!!!!
On another note cheese strings are kick ass.
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Submitted by TheAbyssLord (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your a fuck tard and sould be crucified, dunked in maple syrup and then slap shotted to DEATH!
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:26:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:17:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong wannabe.
You are just like kristen fetish handing out retaliatory -2's because someone thinks your story is a sack of shit.
Then you ask for us to be nice to you.
You want nice; make friends with a priest.
Go Canadian IMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT.
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to call me like that kristen fetish fucker is just mean, also a priest would just try to molest me, and as for this talk of retaliatory -2s I'm not even sure if I've even read any of your posts
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:22:35 EDT (#)
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Eskimo pies are not available in Canada either. "Eskimo" is a racist term like "Nigger". They are Innu, or Innuit people.
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actually there called tundra monkeys
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:43:31 EDT (#)
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Canada hates you! Hahahaha! Fucker!
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-08-18 00:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
n00b
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sorry
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-08-18 00:11:04 EDT (#)
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Man, Canadian Immigration is doing a bang up job. Still haven't figured out that we are trying to keep Americans out of country?
This makes it so only the ones that HAVE to be here are here; it keeps the crime and obesity rates down.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:38:35 EDT (#)
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In fact, this may be evidence of the Canadian immigration system doing something RIGHT for a change!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:37:12 EDT (#)
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I can't work in your shitty country, so you can't work in mine. Grab a fucking brain Junior, quit skipping school & maybe you can figfure out basic immigration policy for yourself.
Eskimo pies are not available in Canada either. "Eskimo" is a racist term like "Nigger". They are Innu, or Innuit people.
Just leave, USA needs you much more than we do. Take your stank ass family too!
Submitted by Salmon (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:27:33 EDT (#)
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In the words of an American : "If you don't like it, get the fuck out."
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong wannabe.
You are just like kristen fetish handing out retaliatory -2's because someone thinks your story is a sack of shit.
Then you ask for us to be nice to you.
You want nice; make friends with a priest.
Go Canadian IMMIGRATION DEPARTMENT.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheese Kicks Ass... True Dat.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bureacracy and public servants, what a combo!!! By the way it is never a good idea to say that this is your first post, especially in your title. Alot of the pricks on Uber will -2 you just for that. However some of us are alot more reasonable.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:13:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why should we be kind to you when you are such a wanker handing out minus twos without posting first.
You are a wimpy wannabe. Go Canada.
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fuck, your an idiot; I give more +2s then -2s, and of course I looked around and rated a few things before posting. ever heard of the saying "walk before you run", I just rated a bit more than most might because I couldn't think of anything I wanted to post about. and a wannabe is some who attempts to be something, and my writting is factual and I'm not trying to be something I'm not you stupid fuckhead.
and for anyone else who reads this lets get something straight:
I LIKE CANADA MY PROBLEM ISN"T WITH THE COUNTRY ITSELF IT'S WITH CANADIAN IMMIGRATION SO FUCK OFF WITH ALL THE GO CANADA AND CANADA RULES STUFF DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-17 21:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why should we be kind to you when you are such a wanker handing out minus twos without posting first.
You are a wimpy wannabe. Go Canada.
Submitted by JesusTymofie (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man canada rocks, its bloody government, its fucked up.
EVERYONE in the counrty has to deal with it. so go buy some tampons or stop being a pussy.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:47:35 EDT (#)
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You are so lame. Go back to America and get a job. You don't deserve to be in this country with an attitude like yours. Get a life
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in case you didn't read the post I'm 17. To go back to the US I would have to drop out of high school and leave my family. And as for my attitude, in case you didn't see what my problem was it's pretty obvious the trouble I'm having is just retarded; I otherwise like where I live. So maybe think before you write you fucktard.
Submitted by Just_me_and_the_cats (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:41:57 EDT (#)
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Sorry to hear about your troubles. When I emigrated from Canada to the USA, I got more hassle on the Canadian side just trying to get paperwork from them. It's like they were pissed I was leaving.
So much for Canada's open borders. Hell, come on back here!
Submitted by kiekomunster (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so lame. Go back to America and get a job. You don't deserve to be in this country with an attitude like yours. Get a life
Submitted by Jesus Tymofie at 2004-08-17 18:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada kicks ass.
I hate the french.
Go back to your own goddamn county and get a job if you dont like the awsomeness of Canada.
jerk
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"maple chuggers" + "puck slappers" = 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 18:29:14 EDT (#)
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An Eskimo pie is where an Eskimo takes a shit on ice. Hehe