Need a free paintjob on your car?????? (670 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.2 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by River Mojado (View user info) at 2004-08-17 22:30:56 EDT
Do you have a car that has faded paint? Do you have a car that you'd like to get a new custom paint job on? Are you out of $$MONEY$$ that you would need to do this? Money-schmoney! This plan will work and it won't cost you one RED cent.
SUPPLIES:
If you are Democrat or Republican, it doesn't matter. These are the following things you will need:
1. Your car
2. A cell phone
3. The Desk number to your local police department (Don't dial 911 as this will not be an emergency)
4. A videocamera
5. Time (It could take as little as 10 minutes, or maybe a few hours)
6. A Bush/Cheney 2004 Bumper Sticker (additional stickers to help the process are optional)
STEPS:
1. Place the bumper sticker on your bumper. You can get magnetic stickers as well, but they might just get stolen instead and you will not get your free paint job.
2. Drive your car to a public location where you have a clear view of it.
3. Get in a location where you cannot be seen easily but can see your car.
4. Ready your video camera.
5. Wait for someone to approach your car, notice offending bumper sticker.
6. HIT RECORD!
7. Record the individual reaching into their pockets, pulling out a set of keys and damaging your car.
8. Use cellphone to call police.
9. Appoach the individual with camcorder in hand alerting them to the fact that they are indeed on tape and the police are on their way.
10. Receive your payment from this person for damages to your property.
Warning: DO NOT USE A BUSH 04' Sticker. You have a MUCH HIGHER chance of getting your car keyed with a Bush sticker. This is not a political statement to bash democrats, because you can go ahead and use the Kerry sticker if you want but it will not receive as good of results.
The offending person will be charged with vandalism, and you will get some kind of compensation from this individual for the damage they caused. Even the mere threat of facing a criminal charge may make the individual likely to pay you on the spot.
Refuting videotaped evidence will only draw a more harsh punishment from the judge after thhis individual is found guilty.
User Reviews
Submitted by Cymak (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put a Nader bumper sticker on your car and I'll come and key it for you.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-20 07:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-08-07 16:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Penis-eating shit-bag.
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Yeah, so is this what the spamming's all about?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like scams
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah... THIS ACCOUNT IS "RETIRED" FOREVER!!!!
No more shennanigans from me. It's really not THAT much fun.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, please do.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will...
I am going to stop the political crap... But like I said, this one here really isn't about democrats/republicans. This was prepped a few days back. So the story was a gray-area thing so I posted under badascii but ... damn if people remember the dos attack thing so damn well!
HAHA... I loved that at one point I had the "worst ever" and "best ever" posts...even if it lasted only for about 1 hour.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to posting those awesome stories that you used to post.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whooops...and I only posted this one because I promised not to post political bullshit and this post really is and isn't political. I really am pretty sure you can do this and get a free paintjob.
I need to just stop posting ANYTHING that says Bush or Kerry and responses... It's so damn hard just to keep my big mouth shut.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL. Cats out of the bag...FUCKING COMPUTER.
I was bored and posted under that alternate account.
Reverted to my main account.
Yeah...right. badAscii = stabkill
Really, with some google research you can link those accounts to me easily.
What an ass I am.
And no, I never intended to dos attack ubersite. That is garbage but it is fun to see people insult me for it. Pretty good stuff.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BadASCII = StabKill.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll probably do it later this week. Don't cry when the server is toast and you lose everything and are down for days at a time.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-17 23:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bumper stickers are for preteen girls with nothing better to do than stick their sticky stickers all over the place. You are so lame it makes my coolness emotion kick on just to eliminate your sticky lameness. Get away from me.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really, with a name like "BadASCII," we (ubersite) had better be VERY careful so as not to incur any.. uhh.. well, nothing. You're a lame script kiddie.
"OH LOLZ IM GONA DOS U GUYZ"
"Oh really, you are? Fuck off, dork."
"OH NAAWW U DID IT NOW YO JAKAZZ IM GONA--"
"Sub7 me? Fuck off."
"NAW YO IM GON SUB25 YO!!11!"
"Uhh, there's no such thing as 'sub25,' moron."
"YA THARE IZ I MAD IT HAHAA LOLZ!!!111!"
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still going to do it. And probably hack the server, too.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Weren't you the guy threatening DOS attacks upon Ubersite?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe people hate YOU, not your stickers.
Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2004-08-17 22:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Do not use a KERRY sticker."
I do not know how that was changed! F00king mutta fukka.
Does not make sense. KERRY = Will not get your car keyed.
I mean it so you can try it if you do not believe it.