Yet another gift for the Ladies... Rico is sad, [;( (1077 hits)
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Submitted by Rico Suave: The Ladies Man (View user info) at 2004-08-18 01:38:37 EDT
My very generous previous gifts -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41925
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41981
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Some of chu cabrones are trying to mock me, Rico Suave
I do not take kindly to this type of abuse..
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:14:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Rico, you went from cool to gay in about two seconds
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:11:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cannot...stop...laughing.
What a tool.
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-17 11:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a prosthetic eye, right?
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-17 13:28:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've seen better retards at the back of the short bus.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-17 16:14:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy is disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
He's leaking oil.
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Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2004-08-17 03:08:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you're not trying to encroach on my vaginal territory here, young man.
Everyone knows I am the penultimate player of Uber.
Cease and desist, or I will have no choice but to unleash lawyerous fury upon your mexican ass.
Good day.
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How dare you all. I come to Ubersite and give you the gift of mi body and all some of you can do is mock and ridicule Rico....
VETE A LA MIERDA TODO, USTED CERDOS AMERICANOS OBESOS ESTÚPIDOS
Sorry ladies. Rico usually has wonderful control of his temper, as well as his libido. But I just... I get VERY angry when people mock me, especially the other jealous mens of Ubersite..
ESTANCIA LEJOS DE MIS POSTES DE LA MALDICIÓN DEL DIOS USTED CERDOS AMERICANOS MELENUDOS. RICO TRABAJA PARA LAS SEÑORAS SOLAMENTE
OK..OK Rico has gotten all the anger out of his system. Some of you tontos do appreciate Rico's hard work in making the lives of the ladies of Ubersite a little more sensual
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Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this guy.
-Bus
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-17 20:18:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya.
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:27:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Super Sweet! Finally I have some new jerk-off material!
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
THanks for making spit seme... I mean coffee... all over my computer screen.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-17 12:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is awesome.
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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-17 00:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ain't a woman that can handle a man like you that's why you juggle two or three!
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-17 08:45:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rico Suave! OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD!
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Rico thinks that this Queen Ashlee shows the most unabashed desire for Rico. Rico would like to say to this beautiful Queen that Rico's bed is always open and ready to serve 24 hours a day.
So in conclusion Rico has prepared a chart showing the Uber population thier two choices.
Rico leaves it up to you to decide...
Adios Mi Mujeres
User Reviews
Submitted by UberIsabella (user info) at 2005-02-17 14:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rico was cool
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two more "quirks" I got out of FAC...
he's user 11362 and for SOME reason think's he's someone who should be telling other people what to do around these parts.
What?
That's only one?
Oh.
Well, he also smells funny.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMN DIALUP
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooooh, I got a threat from Queen Ashlee, I'm soooooooo scared.
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sar·cas·tic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sär-kstk)
adj.
Expressing or marked by sarcasm.
Given to using sarcasm.
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And two more quirks I got out of this post.
One: It's "mis" mujeres. Plural. But I'm sure you knew that, after all, you do speak Spanish.
Two: STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. FunnyAsCancer is not amused by the self-serving, egotistical antics of Rico. You want to promote your "hot shit," find a dating site.
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hu·mor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr)
n.
The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are ya?
Isn't school back in session yet?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooooh, I got a threat from Queen Ashlee, I'm soooooooo scared.
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sar·cas·tic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sär-kstk)
adj.
Expressing or marked by sarcasm.
Given to using sarcasm.
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And two more quirks I got out of this post.
One: It's "mis" mujeres. Plural. But I'm sure you knew that, after all, you do speak Spanish.
Two: STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. FunnyAsCancer is not amused by the self-serving, egotistical antics of Rico. You want to promote your "hot shit," find a dating site.
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hu·mor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr)
n.
The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are ya?
Isn't school back in session yet?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooooh, I got a threat from Queen Ashlee, I'm soooooooo scared.
And two more quirks I got out of this post.
One: It's "mis" mujeres. Plural. But I'm sure you knew that, after all, you do speak Spanish.
Two: STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. FunnyAsCancer is not amused by the self-serving, egotistical antics of Rico. You want to promote your "hot shit," find a dating site.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny but a nsfw would have been nice seeing as the boobage in your chart
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Chu, Rico, you mo.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-18 13:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am not a lady; I am a male. Can I still come over to Miami and drive your ferrari, make love to beautiful naked women, smoke your cheeba, and snort your coke?
PLEASE?!!!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, seriously though, I Hope that guy in the picture from the last post isn't you.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dangerously close to encroaching into my alter ego of Enrico Suave which I use when I want to pretend to be super slick and stuff as well but all in all you're a funny bastard an its +2
C
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You copied and pasted a bunch of comments from your other two lame posts, and added an even lamer visual.
And what the fuck is "Chu"? Are you trying to sound tough, or like a moron?
"It's up to Chu, man"...
Chu...man...PIKACHU POKEMON. You're 16 years old and play that Pokemon card game in your basement, don't you?
I am AGAINST RICO.
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Now you just watch it. Don't MAKE me hurt you.
I LOVE YOU RICO!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now this is more like it. I'm wit chu.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO RICO WOO!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-18 08:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have decided that I am with chu
VIVA RICO
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if I'm with you or with Chu.
What's Chu like?
This is turning out to be pretty funny, prothetic eye or not.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Rico, you are clearly the penultimate player of Ubersite, and not Jewtoast.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-18 06:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mock mock mock!
Submitted by Rico_Suave (user info) at 2004-08-18 02:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chu will be my first Uber murder victim, Funnyascancer
Chu are gonna pay
Chu
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You copied and pasted a bunch of comments from your other two lame posts, and added an even lamer visual.
And what the fuck is "Chu"? Are you trying to sound tough, or like a moron?
"It's up to Chu, man"...
Chu...man...PIKACHU POKEMON. You're 16 years old and play that Pokemon card game in your basement, don't you?
I am AGAINST RICO.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn
loads-o-laughs
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to agree.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rule. My new favorite uberererer