I think i figured out how to get my next date (837 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.62 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DIESEL (View user info) at 2004-08-18 07:01:04 EDT
I'm so horny I could dry hump my couch, so I've devised a plan to get laid. Just need to buy a few basic tools and boom Ted Bundy's yo daddy.
First the 2 dates, flowers, box of chocolate and all that shit IN A BOTTLE! ..
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=7321&item=3834172564&rd=1
I could wear this to match..
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=26420&item=3833187003&rd=1
And this to move her to my vehicle..
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1042&item=6919412285&rd=1
Where I will have my way with her in this..
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2487360081&category=6159
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Submitted by Sandwichski (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wheres john conor?
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:28:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just die.
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haha still crying about me -2'ing your posts?
here have a spoon.. so you can eat my ass you fat inbred piece of shit
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just die.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a fucking romantic if there has ever been one...
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Links, links everywhere,
You know what? I don't care.
Yes, I am aware of how incredibly lame that is.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get access to free chloroform as part of my work believe it or not... apparently its for research purposes.....
Submitted by skinoversteel (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:06:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, im bidding for that chloroform!
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Mofugga I havnt been laid in shfifteen minutes! that chloroforms mine!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, im bidding for that chloroform!
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-18 07:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have sex right now just to fuck with you.good luck!