Youre Fat! Try Anorexia. (556 hits)
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Submitted by JustCallMeMe (View user info) at 2004-08-18 09:20:35 EDT
Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait. That's right if you are fat, just don't eat for a few weeks I guarantee you will loose weight. If you don't then you are doomed to a life of fatness and you should just kill yourself now and save the rest of the world from having to look at your fat ass. Here are some reason why you should be anorexic:
1. Do you weight more than 100 pounds? If you do you should definitely stop eating. Don't you see it every one else is thin, youre the only fat one! Don't you want to be cool, just stop eating its as easy as that.
2. Did you ask a guy/girl out on a date and they refused? I bet you cant guess why, I know. Its because your an over weight piece of shit, that's right no one of the opposite sex would ever want to be seen in public with you! If you stop eating for a few weeks you can have anyone you want and everyone will love you!
3. Did some one point and laugh at you? There not laughing because you have shit on your shoes, nope their laughing because your so fat. In fact if you look around every one laughs at you all because your way to fat. You know the answer by now, just quit eating, then it will be all ok. Every one will like you again and then you can laugh at all the other fat people.
4. Is your stomach not parallel with your pants? You know what that means, your a fat fucking elephant! You look like shit in all the clothes you buy because they all stretch and show all your fatness. You NEED to stop eating for a while.
5. All the models on TV and Magazines look thin, that because they are, everyone is, you the only fat one! You better stop eating right away! If you cant take the weight off, take your head off because your bound to lead an unhappy life looking as grotesque as you do.
6. Don't need a belt with pants? You got it your extremely obese and need to ease up on the food completely.
7. Just ate Christmas dinner? All that weight is piling up, you better make up for it and stop eating all together.
If you are fat you have no friends, all the cool people are anorexic. That's the reason why you are at home all the time, because no one likes you. All you need to do is stop eating then all the friends start flocking towards you.
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Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:49:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait."
No reason to read anything after that.
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exactly what i was going to say
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're a twat, try suicide!
On a side note, I can't give it -2 because it's true. However, when you've been 5'3" and 75lb, it's not overly amusing.
Submitted by Goshinga (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MARY KATE IS ANOREXIC, FOLLOW SUIT.
Submitted by I-remember-big-daddy (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:50:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
A plan for you - stop eating until you die. Thank you.
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+2 charger!
-2 for one of the most piss poor attempts at humour(uk), spelling and grammar I've ever seen.
Saying that, this reminds me of my next door neighbour:
She weighs 340 pounds, but reckons she's anorexic, because everytime she looks in the mirror she sees a fat person...........
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Puh-lease ... this is so obviously shenanigans.
1. Atrocious spelling. Obviously to make people angry and at the same time make them feel superior to you and invoke all the "haha lern 2 spell OMG fAg!" responses.
2. An attempt at a controversial and heated topic. (By the by - you did this completely wrong; it will never garner the kind of attention you seek.)
-2 because I weigh 160.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:17:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Punishment. (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let us attempt to set aside the spelling and grammar which instantly deserves a -2.
This whole post is tedious bullshit stated by a dysfunctional sociopathic anorexic.
Hey Just, please go back to accepting penis from your 150 pound cheerleader boyfriend and never post on the internet again.
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A plan for you - stop eating until you die. Thank you.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+1 for a mildly interesting "Best Page in the Universe" topic and text.
-3 for horrible spelling, grammar, and atrocious use of synonyms in the wrong places. It actually made my eyes BLEED.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are being persecuted for telling it like it is.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was so terrible that I started to bleed out of my pee-hole.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh, everyone else pointed out the spelling errors. I was looking foraward to laughing when i cliocked this post, and maybe the first 2 were good, but you were just too repetitive. You should have mentioned that if you are fatterthan the people in national geographic, you need to try their proven method, anorexia
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a joke, right?
RIGHT?
Submitted by bla <bla.at.shit.ass> at 2004-08-18 09:57:43 EDT (#)
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riight...
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:49:08 EDT (#)
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I think you meant "weight" not wait. Looks like a lot of other things purged from your body as well, dumbass.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:49:07 EDT (#)
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"Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait."
No reason to read anything after that.
Submitted by Undeniable (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude youre a dude dumbass, who gives a shit. Maybe instead of power lifting you should take things a little less serious. Now go drink a protein shake.
Submitted by tj <walleyb43.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-18 09:41:47 EDT (#)
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dude your so fucken retarded i way 290 and im not fat i do power lifting wich mean i could pick you scranny ass up and break u i half , u sicken me
Submitted by HeyZeus (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny but you cant spell...
Submitted by IsawBoobs (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, stupid anorexic people, when will they realize how stupid they are, this is basically how i got my anorexic ex girlfriend to start eating again.
oh yea and its only the second best way to loose weight, take a few pills of speed and go to a two day rave, that shaves of the pounds like a razor, a fat cutting razor.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:34:51 EDT (#)
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True Dat Comicbookguy.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fat people roll dude
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't bad, but too much like some other stuff I've seen (like the Maddox suicide article, etc.)
Submitted by Undeniable (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really dont read this... I wish you could delete stuff... damit!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:28:31 EDT (#)
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this post is lame and derivative
Submitted by Undeniable (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:25:32 EDT (#)
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shit i saw that too and said to myself "Oh thats bad better change that"...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:25:06 EDT (#)
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I maybe fat but that don't mean shit. I am actually a really nice person, only if you got to know me.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait"
I clicked on this post fully expecting to read the whole thing. I stopped reading at the "i" in "wait". I've taken shits that could spell better than this. Terrible.
Espo
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:24:17 EDT (#)
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Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait....
I stopped there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-18 09:21:12 EDT (#)
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Anorexia is and always will be the best way to loose wait.......