My own Jew-Date Profile (985 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.88 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-08-18 10:41:48 EDT
Earlier this month a young man by the name of Mord Hackmayer came straight out of Compton with one dream in mind: to have sexual relations with every last Jewess on the face of the earth. Unfortunately the money-hungry Christ killers over at J-Date outwitted me, since you can create a profile fee but pretty much anything else on the site requires them extorting you for thirty bucks a month.
Still, if any she-Jews on ubersite like the look of me and want to hook up, contact me at:
mordhackmayer.at.hotmail.com
And now for my profile:
http://www.jdate.com/default.asp?p=7070&MemberID=47919607
Yes ladies, I'm single.
User Reviews
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!!!!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!!!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!!!
Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 04:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops. Brought your rating down a bit didn't I? That's ok. You don't get very many positive ones anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
George pops zits.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-02 12:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"A relationship is like a pinata full of orange juice. When you drink juice one glass at a time, things are comfortable. When you fill that pinata one jug at a time, then you and your partner take turns putting on the blindfold and hitting that papier mache donkey with sombrero, eventually it will burst, and that is when things get out of control."
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-23 14:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The profile seems to be void of any humor at all...but that picture is an all time classic.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-08-23 13:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-18 13:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite cuisines: Jewish/Kosher, Mexican
for some reason, I thought that was hilarious
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well at leaset you have nice white teeth.
"My ideal girl would look very attractive, but am willing to settle for less."
Hahahahahahaha
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the pinata analogy.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-08-18 12:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Learned from past relationships
A relationship is like a pinata full of orange juice. When you drink juice one glass at a time, things are comfortable. When you fill that pinata one jug at a time, then you and your partner take turns putting on the blindfold and hitting that papier mache donkey with sombrero, eventually it will burst, and that is when things get out of control.
Thats fucking brilliant
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18-65? Damn you want some old women.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-18 11:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's good. Junior phone chief??? HAHAHA
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you takin the pish or wot?
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Learned from past relationships:
A relationship is like a pinata full of orange juice. When you drink juice one glass at a time, things are comfortable. When you fill that pinata one jug at a time, then you and your partner take turns putting on the blindfold and hitting that papier mache donkey with sombrero, eventually it will burst, and that is when things get out of control
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Hahahahohehehe!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
A Hasidic computer tech.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Religion: Hassidic"
Heh.