Robo Suave: Ladies' Droid (1369 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.44 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Degreeless SUPERQUEEN (View user info) at 2004-08-18 14:06:41 EDT
He woke up in his large heart-shaped bed with the red silk sheets covering him. He looked to the side. She was gone. He shrugged, "At least I won't have to worry if she has my .ini file, but I hope I used that anti-virus last night." He got up and walked to the bathroom, looking at the mirror. He brushed his pearly-white LCD interface and flashed a smile to the mirror. He noticed his empty bottle of Listmachine and figured he better get some more lest he get the LED disease Gingilightis. He put on his finest silk outfit and headed out the door, gelling back his circuits. He walked out of his condo, noticing all the fine putas checking him out. He jumped in his convertable BMW and motioned for one of the better-tuned chicas to come over. She eagerly ran to the other side of the car and they drove off.
Robo parked his car in the parking lot of the beach and jumped out, helping his new girl out and escorting her to a chair with a terrific view of the ocean. The waves crashed against the sand as all the androids were playing with their kids.
"Reminds me of the days when I was in Visual Basic tutorial. Those were the good old days," Robo said, leaning against his girl.
The girl giggled and whispered in his ear, "He can party like it was High Tutorial tonight." Robo smiled at her and they lay there for another hour or so. When they decided to leave, Robo, in his gentlebot manner, lifted the girl off her feet and carried her to the car. As he was getting in, he hit his head and said in his calm manner,
"How rude of me, I haven't even asked your name!"
"The name's Tits."
"That has a nice ring to it. Let's go, Tits!" He drove off into the city and went to search out his favorite bar, the Binary Lounge. He parked in front of it and escorted Tits in. They sat down at a table for two and talked while the waiter strode up to his favorite customer. "Ahh...Robo, its nice to see you here again. Brought a lovely lady friend, have you?"
"Yes I have, kind waiter. I'll have a Fuzzy Navel and Tits here will have the girliest drink in the house."
"Two Fuzzy Navels coming right up!" The waiter strode off and Robo rested his head against his hands, looking at Tits.
"You know, I can see us in a serious relationship, Tits." The girl wanted to respond, but she was so flattered all she managed to do was giggle. After getting to know each other, the waiter brought their drinks as ordered.
It was the evening and the two had ordered Robocop, the ultimate romantic movie. Both knew what was coming, it was only a matter of time. About halfway through the film, Tits turned to Robo and started stroking his thigh. She spoke in the most seductive voice she could program,
"How about we have some quality time? I'll let you toggle my circuits."
"Oh, you naughty girl!" Robo and Tits left for his bedroom and were there for the rest of the night.
The next morning, Robo looked to his side and, to his surprise, Tits hadn't left. He shrugged, as she was a nice girl and had quite some "talent". He got ready and left a note for Tits saying, "I'm out to buy some things, be back later. Make yourself at home while I'm gone." In reality, he'd gone to his best friend's house. He knocked on the door and he heard some stumbling and he opened the door.
"Robo! I haven't seen you in so long! Why the high ping count, man?"
"Dude, I just got the hottest chica this side of Robonia!"
"You dawg! What's she like?"
"She's a kinky thing. Dude, I played with her binary code!" "DUDE!" "That's not all; when we were done with that, she wanted to go 10010101110101 on me!" *gasp* "She wanted to 010010101 with your 101001001011?" "All the way to 10001010101!" "I bet she has one tight control panel." "The tightest." "Daamnnnnn!"
After about an hour, Robo left Cell, his friend's, house. He went and got some Listmachine and some other things to make up for the long wait. When he got back, Tits was waiting for him with the same giddy grin she had the day before. This was going to be one fun trip.
User Reviews
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 12:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bender's da man
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dirtygook, IM me Aether fart164
Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DC HELP EMAIL BART ACCOUNT NOT BEING WORK!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 16:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not enough hits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I sense a catfight on the horizon.
"Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".
Submitted by not_the_cheesecake (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
entertaining....
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So damn much Heat, you could say it's degreeless/
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're such a geek :)
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The 'unadulterated' Monarch Review:
Post rank:
+1 - for a reasonably good post.
-1 - for messing up all the facts (that binary error is actually a biggie.)
-10 - for shamelessly attempting to hit-pimp this post in all your reviews. Very weak.
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Ubersite limits:
+8 - Ubersite just saved your post's ass!
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Final rank: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for pimp bender,
and ME's can enjoy a .ini joke too
Submitted by Robot9598 (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Chief_Rugger (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, looks like someone put a sea urchin in degreeless's panties. ah well, still a agood story.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the real queen. Ashlee is the queen of the ants.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Average rating of all messages: -0.07
BITCH!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a sad excuse for a post. I can't believe you would actually expect positive reviews on this shit. First off, none of that binary is real. Second, none of those technical terms make any fucking sense, dipshit. Are you retarded or something? Well I guess that question answers itself. This had no entertainment value and you're officially the stupidest n00b on ubersite. Now get out before Bart bans you.
Submitted by IsawBoobs (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im no electrical engineer but this sure was robo-erotic
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, I wish I had read Stabkill's reply before I too wasted my time.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wanted to give a +2, but ... there was a failure at the end. You could actually put real binary code in there, as our friend "ROBOT" on here knows.
Those words did not mean anything!!! And I wasted time looking it up...
http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
I did just see that exact episode of Futurama though. It was just on less than 1 week ago. (Hilarious!)
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes I have, kind waiter. I'll have a Fuzzy Navel and Tits here will have the girliest drink in the house."
"Two Fuzzy Navels coming right up!"
ha!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-18 14:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What electrical engineer could give this anything but a +2? She has my .ini file! HAh!