i wear my sunglasses at night (864 hits)
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Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-08-18 15:16:05 EDT
have you ever been in a situation that you wish you could just run away
from? if you are human like me, then i would say 'ofcourse you have'.
whatever the scenario may have been, your emotions escalated into
frustration, shame, anger or fear, and naturally, you wanted out of it,
out of the whole sodden mess. but hold on. for some reason, you felt
compelled to keep your place. even as your 'fight or flight' instincts were
resounding with bells and whistles, you kept your cool and held your
ground.
why? because you aren't a child to run home crying anymore. maybe
it has
something to do with pride. maybe it has something to do with honour.
or maybe, just maybe...you can't hide anymore... or can you?
i think you can.
sunglasses, shades...the dark ones. i never knew the power behind
these marvels.
the wearer of sunglasses commands a certain power, evokes a distinct
respect and demands complete attention.
sunglasses put you above the rest. while other people will submit
their emotions and facial countenances to the scrutiny of the masses, they
will remain vulnerable, while the habitial shade master conceals his true
intentions behind a black mask of coolness. the sunglasses are a
weapon to be used against the prying eyes of others. they will protect you from
intrusive types, shield you from ultra-violet radiation, and distance
you from those who would be thine enemy. sunglasses make a statement about
who you are. you can hide behind them, but you will grow stronger.
like the pop single from corey heart in the 80's, "i wear my sunglasses
at night", one need not restrict himself to wearing shades during the
waking hours. no, wear the shades at any time of the day, under any
circumstance. style of sunglasses is not important. they will accomodate any
ensemble of clothing, remain fashionable, and continue to be a timeless piece of
equipement. keep the shades with you at all times. they are your
weapon. they are your life. your saviour.
the next time you find yourself in a troubling situation, whether its a
shoot-out with a SWAT team at cyberdine, a furtive rescue attempt from a mental ward gone askew, or a battle against a mimetic poly-alloy in an ore processing plant; please don't go cowering like a child. just put on your shades, your life-blood, and the rest will take care of itself. people are 86% less likely to get 'in your face' when you have a pair of these to back you
up.
think about it. people don't dabble with what they can't see. just ask my friend, the T-800.
sunglasses: a $10 - $300 dollar investment that may save your life.
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this post constipates me