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Vacations of times past (392 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.5 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Thekellycafe.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-18 18:26:13 EDT


I just found this uber madness today and decided to jump in with both feet.
I just read a few pages and new to surfing the pages so bear with my socks they may take a bit to get the logistics down and dirty and


Thank you for letting me release the shackles of my thoughts...
I needed a break my knees being sore from washing all these dime store floors...

My lover and I packed up the ride and headed towards the Catskills.
We got a beautiful room over looking the Mts. a valley of a wounderous view, river running thru. After a long day enjoying trails of tales and wine of laughter.

We arrived at our room...

Gently in your thoughts colors of every imgine crowding the walls...stained glass lamp casting my shawdow over a huge oak bed with scents of cedar in the air...

I asked...What is this deep shade of crimson adoring your cheeks?
A release of an adicting inner-demon long-suppressed desire and passion-deep raw writhing sexual hunger, no longer virginal or naive but ripe and succulent and mature...waiting for you on the other side of total abandoment of release with sadistic salaciousness and lascivons wantonness...

I know that your there...

I want you to take your cloths off, then come over here,

Slowly...letting your scent weave a trail in front of you, for me to savor.
Drink at the sight in front of you bronzed bare chested hands of pumus adoring her slender fingers..seeing eyes of passions love...
Touching her breasts realeasing their full orbs and errect nipples.
Her breathing becoming shallow and coming in little gasps with every move she made her warm muskiness of body scent engulfed me. I pulled her towards me grasping errect tit hanging pendulous and falling in front of me lips curling into a smile then slowly opening my thick tongue slowly tenderly licking the surfaces of her womaness. My quivering taut muscles lapping at the warmth of her body wafting a melange of scent breathing deeply. Come into me I want to taste you and you me, dip your head and rake your soft tongue along the length lowering your mouth to cover my glistening...

Thoughts you dumb ass what did you think I got a dick with no conscience?


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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-08-18 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-18 19:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Bleh

Submitted by WOOGYWOOGY at 2004-08-18 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was really bad.


Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.

Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer
Simpson.

Homer the Smithers