If you looked like this, you would kill yourself. (2345 hits)
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Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2004-08-18 22:25:28 EDT
This is perhaps one of the fucktest things of fucked up fuckedness I have seen in my whole life.
This dude in China, see... well he's hairy.
I am not a connoisseur of our Asian cousins, I do not go for Rice Queen.
Lucy Liu is as hot as hell, actually there are so many who are as hot as hell.
I never think of Asians as hairy.
This guy below is. There is no wax enough to get rid of that excess hirsuteness and it's fucking gross.
Which makes me think, I am from Scandinavian, French and Irish extraction. I have a bit of body hair, but it goes golden and hot in the summer sun. My hair bleaches and even my eyelashes bleach. My skin tans, and I look better with my shimmering blonde halo. Lucy me.
Others are not so lucky, Mainolo's (umm... sp?) legs are hairy. Black, thick, coarse, shiny locks of hair offset on blue/white legs.
My question is - where do you have hair, where do you get rid of hair, and where do you like seeing hair?
Is it here?: http://www.maohai.com/mypic.html
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Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-09-28 10:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, that's hot ... grr
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-25 08:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart - 1.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-25 08:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pete - 1858.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-25 07:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's a gook in wolve's clothing
PS - this was typed by a friend of Hair's.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-08-25 06:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AROOOOO!!!
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2004-08-21 03:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny! this is he at his come hitherly best http://www.maohai.com/images/D7.jpg
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-08-19 07:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shandy?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-19 06:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This dude is so hairy, not only is he hairier than me, but he had to have hair follicles removed from the inside of his ears before it damaged them!!
I still would though.
Even if we would stick together like velcro.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-19 05:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DeathJester - 3431
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method - 2555
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:15:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Vermin - 9261
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vermin - 9261
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lechuga - 9451
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMGWTF THAT WAS THE BEST POSTEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:35:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's some disease or some shit. Back when The Guiness Book of Records was turned into a TV show, they would have stuff like that. It's the "werewolf" disease or some shit. Dude, making fun of people because of a disease is wrong.
This made me laugh for ten minutes.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe he's just greek or italian.......or a chimp with little hair
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMMIT LOJO!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jonukah?
Submitted by Gizmo (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My self image just went up trifold. I thought I was a hairy man... but christ... just... I don't have words to explain that man.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now imagine if he wasn't wearing those jeans....
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonukah?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I looked like that, I would masturbate furiously to my image in the mirror constantly.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a real, unedited picture?
If so, that cannot possibly be a perfectly healthy human being.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tenyuki - dust bunny has his own, hairy web site.
Fun, shcmun...
Submitted by Tenyuki (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's some disease or some shit. Back when The Guiness Book of Records was turned into a TV show, they would have stuff like that. It's the "werewolf" disease or some shit. Dude, making fun of people because of a disease is wrong.
Unless if they're fat.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey thats Monkey! Monkeys cool.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Lucky* me...