Rico Declares His Love For Queen Ashlee (1269 hits)
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Submitted by Rico Suave: The Ladies Man (View user info) at 2004-08-18 23:18:09 EDT
My very generous previous gifts -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41925
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41981
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=42075
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My ways of devotion have finally come to bear fruits of romance, my fellow Ubersiters.
For Queen Ashlee has decreed that she has become endeared to all that which is Rico.
Oh Ashlee, I accept your sexual postcards and ask to exchange hearts and become one in the great soup which is called love.
She has defended Rico from a bumbling Uber swine who has tried to keep Rico down...
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 10:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 01:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
You copied and pasted a bunch of comments from your other two lame posts, and added an even lamer visual.
And what the fuck is "Chu"? Are you trying to sound tough, or like a moron?
"It's up to Chu, man"...
Chu...man...PIKACHU POKEMON. You're 16 years old and play that Pokemon card game in your basement, don't you?
I am AGAINST RICO.
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Now you just watch it. Don't MAKE me hurt you.
I LOVE YOU RICO!
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-18 15:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooooh, I got a threat from Queen Ashlee, I'm soooooooo scared.
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sar·cas·tic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sär-kstk)
adj.
Expressing or marked by sarcasm.
Given to using sarcasm.
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And two more quirks I got out of this post.
One: It's "mis" mujeres. Plural. But I'm sure you knew that, after all, you do speak Spanish.
Two: STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. FunnyAsCancer is not amused by the self-serving, egotistical antics of Rico. You want to promote your "hot shit," find a dating site.
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hu·mor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hymr)
n.
The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are ya?
Isn't school back in session yet?
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-18 22:34:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Two more "quirks" I got out of FAC...
he's user 11362 and for SOME reason think's he's someone who should be telling other people what to do around these parts.
What?
That's only one?
Oh.
Well, he also smells funny.
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Oh Ashlee, Rico's heart trembles at the thought of you defending him from this swine. When we become one, we will be able to defend each other from the perils of the modern world. Rico has enough money that you will have anything you ever desired. Oh Ashlee, if you do not accept Rico's proposal, Rico will die a sad, muscular, tan, lonely man.
I am claiming Queen Ashlee as my prize, so any fellow Uber mens or ladies will have to fight Rico to the death if they desire this lovely woman.
DEJADO SIRVE AMOR DE SU MUJER TRUIMPH SOBRE TODOS LOS OBSTÁCULOS Y ENEMIGOS!!
If any of chu Uber ladies tink that chu are a better match for Rico, and that he is making a meestake by declaring himself to Ashlee, present your case in this post, or e-mail Rico at newyourkjets32.at.msn.com. I will glady accept all arguments or nude peectures.
Kisses, mi mujere, Queen Ashlee
Adios
User Reviews
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nur Raum für einen Idioten auf diesem Aufstellungsort und thats ich Wartezeit im zu viel moron für Sie, die ich hinunter Sie unterstütze, kann mich gewinnen denken, oder möglicherweise trinke ich zu einem anderen langen Jahr der guten Getreide, möglicherweise meine Maschinenbordbuchkabine herauf bald wohlen Abschied besprühen Mann trocknet
Submitted by poorfit (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-26 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where has my beloved Rico gone?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, kike.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-24 20:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42139
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Ashlee too.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 13:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh muy sexy!
I love when spanish guys call me mami, or ma.
mmm.. rico...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 10:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you listen to them, Rico my love.
What's wrong with you people? This. Is. Awesome.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"the great soup which is called love"
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Awhahahaha. Chu funny man.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vomit.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is more ghey than all of San Francisco combined
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again, this is more like it.
I see you too noticed that sarcasm goes over many heads here.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 08:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you are all aware that this is, in fact, the best user EVER.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-19 08:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now it is time for the forbidden dance known as the penetrado; it makes sex look like church
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 08:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH RICO! I LOVE YOU TOO!
I've never been happier in my entire life. Oh Uber, I have found love!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-19 05:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"When it came to feeding time, would she have moo cow milk or Nursey milk? Of course it was always Nursey milk, then it was left breasty-dumpling, or right breasty-dumpling?"
Have fun with those Breasty-dumplings.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All right, all right, I'm a good sport. That was good. I'll +1 for the good shot, another +1 for the love you guys have.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go for it. Dive into the soup of love.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-19 00:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a faggoty alter
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus Christ, you want her that bad you can have her.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahaha
Rico is my idol.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You deserve any woman your heart desires Rico, for you truly are the suavest of suave men! I'd accept his proposal Queen Ashlee, you are the envy of women everywhere!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2. Take it and run. That pic is ripe for photoshop pickings.......
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha chu are the best.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww, that's so sweet.