UberContest: Fabulous Funbags (with fabulous prizes!) And it's (S)afe (F)or (W)ork (6009 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.86 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2004-08-19 01:48:39 EDT
Welcome, Uberkiddies, to our show! Today, we're gonna play...
GUESS WHAT SIZE MY GIRLFRIEND'S BREASTS ARE!
Since there will be no reference points in the photo, we'll give you a range of bust sizes to choose from: 25A - 44EE. Think you're up for it?
You'd think a simple peek at the glory that is her boobs would be enough of a prize, right? THERE'S MORE!
She's so gracious that the results post will be NSFW with a picture of the goods in all their nekkid glory! <imagine heavenly music here>
We're not done yet! This is a win, place, show contest. Here's what the lucky winner's will receive:
3rd place: America Online 8.0 CD-ROM in a "Come Back" Offer collector's tin: It's completely worthless AND it's still unopened.
2nd place: Megadeth - Rust In Peace CD - It's deteriorating pretty badly, but it still plays! Might skip a bit.
1st place: ThermalTake Dragon Orb CPU cooling fan - Loud as a freight train, but will keep your processor ice cold. It's heavy as a rock, too!
Don't these sound great, boys and girls?
Ok, here's the stupid rules:
One post per user. If you're so sad as to enter with multiple accounts, meh.
The contest will last until around 12:00AM EST, Saturday, 8-21-04.
The first correct guess (or closest to it) will be our winner.
Remaining prizes will be awarded to the 2nd and 3rd correct or closest answers submitted in chronological order behind the winner.
Winners should email me their mailing address and I'll send out the prizes in 57 to 193 weeks...
Or maybe less.
Got it?
Alright, then... Ready. Go!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boob Heat!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-23 09:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for having gigantic, gigantic tits and not bein a fatty.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Couldn't she have worn a sexier bra for this event? Or better yet, kept her top on?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-21 17:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The contest is over and the results are in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42491
Click here to see the bra come off! Oh yeah, and to collect your prizes, too, winners.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-21 15:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read any of the comments, so don't know what people have guessed.
My guess is........... 34DD
Yay a fun game.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
32D
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
34D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are giant.
I bought my wife some large ones but nothing like those...sheeeeesh.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Believe as you wish, El Guapo. Please visit the results post at midnight Sat. for an even better pic. You may still enter a guess, of course. The boobs are real (and I may play with them as I wish), and so are the fantastic, fabulous prizes.
Respectfully,
SW
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
riiiiiiiiiight, like those are really your GF's tits.......
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She Who Controls The Kitty is very pleased with all of you. 32 hours remaining.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-19 13:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36C
Submitted by Gadge (user info) at 2004-08-19 13:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Really? Pull the udder one.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 12:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
36 DD's
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-19 11:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel the need to give them my support
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-19 11:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is rated just way too low
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-19 10:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
36C. She can fit into a D, but she wears a C because it gives her better cleavage. You know I'm exactly right because my last girl's breasts looked exactly like that and she did the same thing. Nice pair, you're a lucky man.
+1 is the best you'll get.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
i keep coming back here again and again.
It's like when i leave, i'm going underwater and have to hold my breath,
and when i come back, it's like my head breaking the surface of the water and
sucking in the sweet, sweet air.
~*~*~*~*~
My feelings exactly.
Silvr, I am awaiting an email. :o)
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i keep coming back here again and again.
It's like when i leave, i'm going underwater and have to hold my breath,
and when i come back, it's like my head breaking the surface of the water and
sucking in the sweet, sweet air.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for nice boobies.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Totally_useless,
It is with extreme regret that we must decline your 'jiner reaming suggestion at this time. We are most satisfied with our current penetration arrangement. My new Retract-O-Matic Penis 5000(Lexington Steel model, #WTF-OMG-13IN) is still under warranty and performing flawlessly. She Who Controls the Kitty has stated that vegetables and various other insertable items have not been ruled out, however, and your proposal may be brought before the board for review at a later date. Thank you for your kinda scary, perverted interest in this matter.
Silvr J. Wolf
Servant and Minion, 1st class, to She Who Controls the Kitty
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She is most appreciative of the flattery you all have given. Please keep up the fantastic work.
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Dear Lojope,
You make our hearts run wild with burning desire. I've submitted your proposal for further review to the Director of the Melon Mauling Task Force. She is very intrigued by your offer. The feasibility study is currently being voted in a shareholders meeting (NYSE: TITS), but only her vote counts. You should receive an email detailing specifics and we will grant the earlier request far a photo within 1-2 business days. We thank you for your interest in this matter.
Silvr J. Wolf
Servant and Minion, 1st class, to She Who Controls the Kitty
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-08-19 08:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, 1 for each cup.
Not the first to say it, but looks like a 34dd.
That's a nice thin midsection there...
Can you do the same contest with her bajiner?
You could call it "How many inches can she take?"
Then you could post pics of her with various produce...
Just a thought.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-19 07:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man... those are some good looking breasts. I am no good at gauging size unless my hands are on them (perhaps we can arrange that...?) but I am going to say 36C.
God, they're so beautiful...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-08-19 06:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love this place. Come on! We need more!
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-08-19 05:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36 E...hmmmm maybe
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-08-19 05:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think it's safe to say that no matter who wins your girlfriend loses.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
36DD.
That's gotta be tit.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. That's a tough call. I'm thinking DD. maybe high end DD's.
You better just send those nekkid pics over so I can run a few tests ,ok?
Great.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36DD ?
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
32E or maybe a 32D
they do seem pushed up a bit. good bra.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Since I'm too late to get the obvious picks, I'm going to say 32D. And put me down in the "she needs a better bra" camp; I like Vanity Fair's "Satin Fantasy" Underwire-- looks amazing in a 36DDD.
Submitted by academyofshame (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36F, and only because she's wearing a DD Victoria's Secret Bra (full coverage, lightly lined, very comfortable bra, if you ask me) that doesn't fit her.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
36 D
(a 'D' is close to failing, right?)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait wait wait, you said breasts. I read "beasts" and just went with the flow of everyone else.
Yeah, so it looks like everyone else has this thing covered. Just like her titties. Covered.
But, hurrah, yippie, etc.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
14B.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boobs are good. Even though I don't know what they feel like anymore.... (Have been dating an Asian chick).
My guess is: 34E
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
34dd
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say 40E, mainly because I'm cool.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
38 DD, Nice.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
36 DD
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36D, and your girlfriend has some nice tits.
She needs a better bra though.
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
24DD? Farked if I know.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are some bigguns. Let's see....38DD Is my guess.
Submitted by Rico_Suave (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Why are day crooked mon?