A Friendly Message To ALL Women (1702 hits)
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Submitted by sean fogy <seanfogy.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 01:48:46 EDT
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I seriously want to know.
Is there not a single one of you that is actually fucking sane?
When you say you want to hear the truth, and we tell you, why didnt you tell us you wanted us to lie in the first place? When you say you dont care if we see other people because we're not together anymore, why do you slash our tires when you hear we went out and fucked somebody else besides you? When we give you keys to our apartments, do you immediately rush out and make copies in preperation for the breakup, so you can break back in and destroy thousands of dollars worth of baseball cards that we collected as kids? FUCK.
I swear to god there must be some sort of gene inherent in your chromosomal makeup that makes you all catty whores.
I do not believe that human beings do the types of shit you do for fun, so it must be genetical. It's either that, or way back in 6th grade when the little boys and girls are put into seperate classrooms to talk about peeners and bajiners, the teachers must have forced you all to take secret oaths stating that you swear to always lie, cheat, steal and be all around grade "A" bitches. Either way it wouldnt surprise me.
Fuck you all. I hope you rot in hell,
Sean
P.S. By "all" I mean every single one of you.
Even the retarded ones.
User Reviews
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're one of the guys who attends the "All woman are meat, gristle and pure fucking hatred" school of thought, aren't you? Maybe it's genetical...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Having taken a hammer to a boyfriends home entertainment system before, I have to concur. Women are fucking insane dude, go gay, it's your only hope.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Sean, do you regret posting any of this?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-19 10:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It has been done better.
Now that that is out of the way: dude, there are sane chicks, problem is, they don't feel compelled to prove their worth to anyone, so they let themselves get ugly.
Submitted by IsawBoobs (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes yes yes.
you forgot to mention they have vaginas. if they didnt, they would probably be exstinct.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2004-08-19 08:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really can't argue with this. Wish I could, but I can't. We're all insane. Every last one of us. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Submitted by WTF? at 2004-08-19 07:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha start learning to suck cock then, you
soon to be faggot!
What's wrong with women?
Fuckwads like you, that's what.
Dumbass, genetically deficient males with NO
FUCKING CLUE about the baggage they're carrying around
with them and you want to blame the women?
Good luck finding heterosexual sex.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-08-19 07:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cos deep down they really are all evil cunts, Its just a matter of degrees.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-19 05:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...so it must be genetical."
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You needed to spend more time paying attention in class than collecting baseball cards.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-08-19 04:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, your ex girlfriend sounds awesome. Good luck with that whole women-hating thing, because it won't get you very far being straight and all
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You don't get it do you? All straight men hate women. Even Germaine Greer can see that. "Women just don't realise how much men hate them." From one of her books.
I'm even going to overlook the genetical. Mainly because this post sums up how I'm feeling at the moment. +2.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Here's 1 for the picture. *saves it*
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Peter: I'm so glad we swore off women. Well I'm off to microwave a bagel and have sex with it
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge.
Submitted by punchdrunk (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for admitting that baseball cards still mean so much to you.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you very much LadyPlural. You have just taken one giant leap for women with that comment if you took what I said about that literally. Should I make an ammendment to this post stating that you are also morons?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, your ex girlfriend sounds awesome. Good luck with that whole women-hating thing, because it won't get you very far being straight and all. Unless you want to start batting for the other team...
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Oh, nicely put.
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Is there not a single one of you that is actually fucking sane? "
No. Deal with it. We have boobs, you don't. Unless they're man boobs. That's nasty.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-08-19 02:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't going to rate this until I saw this little gem of brilliance-
"so it must be genetical."
Please, never reproduce. Whatever is wrong with your brain might be genetical as well.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-08-19 01:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, your ex girlfriend sounds awesome. Good luck with that whole women-hating thing, because it won't get you very far being straight and all. Unless you want to start batting for the other team...