He, She, It and I (522 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.44 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Pommeranna De Cravitz <anne.hoey.at.student.edu.au> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 09:02:09 EDT
He said: What's that?
She said: What's what?
He said: Over there
I said: I see It
He said: Well what is It?
I said: Dude I'm short sighted. How am I supposed to know
She said: Lets go have a look
It said: Kerchunk, zzzzzzzzzzets
He said: What was that?
I said: I think that was It
She said: God that things weird looking. Is it alive, or dead?
I said: I don't think it's either
He said: What, like Zhombie matter
I said: No, I don't think so
She said: What like a machine, or something
I said: Does it look like a machine to you?
She said: No, but what else is there?
I said: Something Else
He said: You're a freak
I said: Thankyou
It said: Vzzzzzzzzzzzzsst, click click
She said: It's moving
He said: something longish is coming out
She said: And look, that other weird bit is moving towards it.
He said: Now it's touching it
She said: What is it doing?
I said: Masterbating
She said: What?
I said: Well that's what it looks like
She said: You're a freak
He said: Well he's right
She said: Well I guess you guys would know, hey.
It said: Can you guys leave me in peace? I usually don't like to have an audience
He said: What the fuck???!!!
She said: Did It just say something?
It said: Of course I did. Let me put it plainer for you. Fuck off while I jerk off!
She said: Let's get outta here!
He said: I'm already gone
It said: Hey four eyes, don't you understand English? Fuck Off!
I said: Okay Okay I'm going
It said: THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: what was It?
User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-07 15:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is tantillizing the HELL out of me. You're not insane, you are an alient species using übersite to communicate and coordinate your world domination.
I read this last night and the reviews to the post you mentioned below and I am at an absolute loss for words...I did not sleep at all last night.
Your riddle will be the death of me. I will dedicate my life to solving it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting guess there. And He and She are my other two personalities right? I quite like that. There's only one problem with that (you can ignore if you want to) and that is that I'm not a guy (or even a chick with a dick.)
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-19 11:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well? Am I right? Huh?Huh?
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 11:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-19 10:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's your reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Submitted by winged_sea_foam (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have since read your weird assed reviews and have come to the conclusion that you and your weird assed friend are on the run after breaking out from the mental hospital criminally insane ward and are writing your weird ass submissions in a internet cafe in Vienna.
Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry that was rude. My bad. If you actually want to know, as opposed to just paying me out, go to The Hairy Pro/Cubid and read the reviews (not the post) bottom up
Submitted by propertie_fenspost (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do obviously. Who the fuck names themselves winged sea foam?
Submitted by winged_sea_foam (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, that's kinda weird, but I quite like it. You have a weird ass user name. Who the fuck names themselves property fenspost anyway
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KoolMang?
Submitted by IsawBoobs (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HOBO!
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-19 09:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My head hurts.