The Woman Who Makes "Rhymes With Orange" Is A Humorless Cuntbag (2766 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.69 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gibberish (View user info) at 2004-08-19 15:31:11 EDT
It's Thursday, so I'm going on a rant. A very long and drawn out rant with quite a bit of cursing.
This is going to take awhile to load, but be patient. I'm sorry to all the dial-up users out there (myself included).
User Reviews
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-12-08 14:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i always thought you were a one trick pony, but this is rad.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-12-08 13:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Calvin - Best comic evar.
High five for telling a cunt where she could go.
Go Saints Woooo!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-12-08 13:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perhaps she drew that with her cunt... you ever think of that???
close to home has quite possibly the WORST artwork on the planet (more so than that rhymes with orange shit...) but close to home is a pretty funny strip...
goes to show that : good artwork - funny = tolerable... shit artwork + funny = tolerable
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-16 14:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-03 02:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell... I have posts on here where I drew better pictures with my computer mouse than she has on her comics.
If she put her work in posts on this website, she would've gotten an average post rating of -1.96 then given up on comics.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-05 14:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate that comic. Every morning I'm too groggy and accidentally read this shit comic.
Not even remotely funny. Just trash.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-28 16:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SCORE
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-28 15:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-28 15:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking funny-ass shit. Strapping a pen...brilliant! Alas, if only gibberish could see that his posts continue receiving praise.
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He can, fuckstain. Everytime he sits at a computer.
Someone is still falling for the "Dead Gibberish" thing?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-28 15:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
xcellent hate post - and I agree!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-28 15:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking funny-ass shit. Strapping a pen...brilliant! Alas, if only gibberish could see that his posts continue receiving praise.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-29 23:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck shitty comic strips.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-26 12:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-20 19:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm drunk so I'm gonna go around and review all my posts like Tuesdaydelay so I can get more hits.
Oooh!!! Look at me!!! My name is Tuesdaydelay!!! I'm so awesome!!!
And yeah, I do have exceptionally good motor skills when I'm drunk, I get a lot of compliments on that.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-12 03:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-24 21:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good news! Even if she doesn't see the letter in the mail, she'll probably find this.
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22rhymes+with+orange%22+rant&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off
I mean, if I had a comic strip, I would search for "Rhymes with orange" rant.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-24 17:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat revisited!
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2004-08-23 20:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-23 20:47:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to puke. Thanks asshole.
Submitted by heater (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[mindles ramblings] Heat! [lame finish]
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its all about the boondocks
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hi <mckinszey.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-19 19:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Saddens me to see anyone so pissed at something so menial. I would have become physically and emotionally exhausted if i wrote something in the same manner. I really dont think it was funny(what you wrote that is). But it was well written, so i actually finished it. Great grammar. Somehow, where America's education system has failed so many it has somehow benefited you.
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I'm assuming that you're being sarcastic there, since I had godawful typos in there. I mean for fucks sake, I misspelled 'nostalgic'. Goddamn it all. And what's with the bleeding heart education rambling anyway? If it had anything to do with the failings of the American education system, sure, that might make sense. But it doesn't, it's just a rant about shitty cartoonists. That being said I'm assuming that you're just insane and smoke crack.
--gib
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My, you're an angry little gremlin, aren't ya?
Switch to decaf, Sparky.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha... you drew a picture with your cock...
Submitted by Hi <mckinszey.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-08-19 19:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saddens me to see anyone so pissed at something so menial. I would have become physically and emotionally exhausted if i wrote something in the same manner. I really dont think it was funny(what you wrote that is). But it was well written, so i actually finished it. Great grammar. Somehow, where America's education system has failed so many it has somehow benefited you.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know. I think Ziggy, Marmaduke, Garfield, Heathcliff, and Family Circus are equally humorless. But +2 for exposing yet another shitty comic strip.
Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side have been out of newspapers for almost TEN years. Which means it's also been that long since I really enjoyed the comic strips.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could swear that you had said you wouldn't click on any of my posts, but then again I'm crazy and probably just imagined it. Oh well....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, you said you didn't like my posts, so i told you that you didn't have to click on them if you didn't want to. you said you wouldn't. i never said i wouldn't read your posts.
ps- i don't know why anyone liked this. it was randomly stupid. almost every comic strip isn't worth the paper it's printed on, in case you hadn't noticed.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden, I thought we had an agreement not to click on each others posts ever again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man, i always have bad memories come back to me while i'm taking a shower, too! what a funny strip. this lady is a genius. she's pretty, too.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you sure that's not a man?
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first time I saw a strip from "Rhymes with Orange" was about 5 minutes ago. I hate it, and I've never even seen it in a paper.
Rantastic post.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rhymes With Orange = HOMO
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:53:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig it when people snap.
Cut down a little on the caffiene pal. It's a killer.
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No caffiene, I'm just crazy.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dig it when people snap.
Cut down a little on the caffiene pal. It's a killer.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read the whole thing only because I don't like paying attention to one thing for more than 5 minutes, but anyway nice post. Thats pretty freakin' funny. Not the comic, the hatred you have for this lady.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! So much hate!
You are truly committed to excellence!
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't wait to get the response to the email.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your hate has inspired me.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know whether to +2 you for the post or -2 you for being able to draw better than I can with only your penis.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAND!!! IN HIS SANDWICH!!! HAHAAH WHOLE GRAIN!!! HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What i think you're trying to say is that you really don't like this comic strip, right? Or did I misread you?
If yo'ure going to rant, this be the way to do it.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS is back!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:07:29 EDT (#)
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Funny...Every one of those would probably get +2d on this site. Case in point: Habeeb Thomas.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA! She got served!
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have liked this better if you had taken a position. You know, have an opinion one way or the other?
I really don't get what you're trying to say here.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for drwaing a picture with your penis. i think you might be onto something there.
Submitted by Cymak (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Family Circus is even worse. You should do one on that.
Really good write, though.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have stuck the pen in your pee-hole
THAT would have been great!
You rock!
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it is a godawful comic, just like garfield
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what do you really think of her?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Peener Pen.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah her "comics" aren't remotely funny, but this rant was...
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You strapped a pen to your cock. That deserves a +2 right there.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you're sitting in the bushes outside her window watching her sleep right now...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was one solid rant.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if I have ever felt that strongly about anything ever.
Good for you and your talented peener.
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This!.....is the muses of a man in love!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for effort.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No No, tell us how you really feel about her though.
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I understand
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment