Clinton on Oprah (977 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: -1.23 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Freight Train (View user info) at 2004-08-19 16:45:53 EDT
I am sitting home and watching Clinton and Oprah on TV. To tell you the truth, I am not the biggest fan of Clinton's and I can't believe how so many people can't see through his bullshit.
So anyway, they are talking about his dumbass book, and about the Monica business all over again. So Clinton is sitting there talking about how bad he had it with Hillary after he cheated on her (who would have thought). He is talking about how he was "sleeping on the couch" in the White house, and how his daughter was mad at him, and how at the same time "he was bombing Osama's training camps" somewhere. So basically, Osama bin Laden was plotting his fucking attack against USA while the president was getting his dick sucked!! And I can see that all the women in the audience are already wet, because they love him so much, fucking fuck.
So anyway, I was on a date with this girl the other week, and (don't ask why) she says that Clinton was like our greatest president. So naturally I slapped her across the face, and she apologized. Seriously people, they guy was..
1. a petty thief
2. an adulterer
3. he LIED in the face of the nation. he LIED on TV in YOUR fucking face
I hate bullshit, fucking people
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2 because what you say is true.
Look at everyone here who take it as a personal attack.
Just because you don't like Bush doesn't make Clinton a saint.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Clinton is a scumbag. I still like him.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I cant believe your head didnt explode after you wrote this from its utter stupidity
Submitted by Pearnbran (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:38:16 EST (#)
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The bottom line is simply this: George Bush did NOT approve the unlimited trading of sensitive military information and technology to Europe. George Bush did NOT approve the sale of super computers which allowed the Chinese military machine to now accurately aim missiles at U.S. Cities.
But Bill Clinton did, apparently in exchange for campaign contributions. That technology appears to have been used not only to point missiles at America but also for improved nuclear bomb technology.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Change Clinton to Bush. Aside from specific names, it matches up pretty well. In fact, switch Clinton's name with just about any president. Because when you have power, you get your dick sucked. Period.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:25:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:16:08 EDT (#)
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"Give me six lines written by an honest man and I will find something in it with which to hang him."
— Cardinal Richelieu
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-10-27 21:05:08 EDT (#)
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libertarian...
Submitted by uncanny (user info) at 2004-10-27 20:30:56 EDT (#)
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Conservative?
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-10-16 11:24:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-12 00:22:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gain (user info) at 2004-10-11 19:41:26 EDT (#)
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you're not getting a fight
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:11:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:47:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:55:03 EDT (#)
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did I say ANYTHING about BUSH?? Jesus fucking christ, i didnt even mention him here. fucking a
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
clinton's personal life was absolute shit, but he did do alot of good for the country. And everyone fucking lies, you jackass.
Submitted by A_Hitler (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:33:18 EDT (#)
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Don't you love how Monica Lewinsky went from sucking Clinton off to making purses?
What a great lady.
Clinton was alright, although his taste in women is atrocious. And I wouldn't touch his daughter with a 10 foot pole. Unless it was a cattle prod, because that's just funny.
Submitted by bush_lies (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm no clinton fan, but if you want to really get sick you should've payed attention to that week (or more) of mourning over President Reagan. Reagan not only lied about a much more important issue (ie "i did not trade weapons for hostages") he also TARGETED AND BOMBED HOSPITALS. talk about your evil fuck, condemned by the world court for international terrorism during an presidency that rode on the first declared "war on terror." not to mention the labor unions he illegally busted up.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:18:03 EDT (#)
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You do know that Clinton hasn't been our president for like four years right? You're a little late on the punch line. He's on talk shows cause of his book, not his presidential crap. FOUR years ago your post would have been worth something. Maybe.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:15:44 EDT (#)
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How exciting.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:15:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:12:12 EDT (#)
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I almost believed you until you said you were on a date.
Submitted by facts (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:03:41 EDT (#)
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Well you sure changed my mind.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:01:13 EDT (#)
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You mean you had a real date?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:57:35 EDT (#)
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Well, you said nothing about Bush and it seems like many people here assume you take him in a positive light - I'm not gonna do that because only a moron would think Bush is a better Pres than Clinton, and I know you're not a moron. But hey, what's the big fucking deal? Cheating is part of 40% of all marriages today and everyone is all up in arms about Bill getting his rocks off. Let me ask you, if you were married, and you cheated on your wife, and someone publicly asked you about it, what would you say? I fuckin' thought so...
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:56:12 EDT (#)
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Well, sweet Jebus fuck, say it ain't so. A politician lied?
I notice you're forgetting (or ignoring) a bigger lie ON TV TO OUR FACE. "Read my lips. No new taxes."
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:54:37 EDT (#)
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3. he LIED in the face of the nation. he LIED on TV in YOUR fucking face
And Bush is high and holy? Fuck off.
Submitted by Mercutio (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"he LIED in the face of the nation. he LIED on TV in YOUR fucking face"
"Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons. "
George W. Bush
Speech to UN General Assembly
September 12, 2002
"We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons -- the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have."
George W. Bush
Radio Address
February 8, 2003
"Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised."
George W. Bush
Address to the Nation
March 17, 2003
"We are learning more as we interrogate or have discussions with Iraqi scientists and people within the Iraqi structure, that perhaps he destroyed some, perhaps he dispersed some. And so we will find them."
George W. Bush
NBC Interview
April 24, 2003
....Ah, priorities.
Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sir are a red-neck, gun-sucking, woman-slapping,war-loving,Bush-dick sucking,race-hating,commie-fuck......and as such........want you dead!
Ill start the bidding @ $12
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this was excellent.