CAMWHORE... The True Face Of Habeeb is Revealed. (2261 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas (View user info) at 2004-08-19 17:12:29 EDT
Fellow Uberers, I have been with most of you for almost a year now. During this short time, I shared with you some of my drawing talents and my unrivaled love for the Chicago Bears. I have coined the catchphrase "GO ______ WOO". I have created Flute Boy and other things. But none of you know what I look like.
It is time...
This picture was takin in July of last year at my Aunts summer cottage in the Wisconsin Dells. I am holding my lil' niece Mary.
So prepare yourselves for...
DUN DUN DUN
The True HABEEB THOMAS
DO
DOO
DOOO
DOO
DERE
DOOO
DOO
DOOO
DERE
DOO
DOO
DUNN
(If any of you bastards put "You are one ugly mudda fucka" in an Arnold accent in your replies, you WILL get Beebed)
GO BEARS WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by penetrode (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
moan in back (or woman?) is indeed interesting, both with the ass-pickage and the fact that neither of the boobs (or man-boobs?) is the same sag amount as the other. truly a marvel of nature
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not as brown and "I'm about to fly into a buildin" looking as I had assumed - with a name like Habeeb.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' found it.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-23 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, the person in the back IS picking his ass!
+2 since I totally missed the asspicker the first time.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice hat.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-21 12:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when is ubbercon chicago? why the fuck wasnt I invited???
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have two questions:
1. Is that kid heavy?
2. Has she ever peed on your shoulder?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, go into Photoshop, go to the menu bar
Image > Adjust > Selective color> and REDUCE the goddamned CYAN.
My eyes are bleeding.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he has sent me pics of himself when he asked me to uber-marry him. it is the same guy
in every picture. different scenery, different clothes. and to make sure it was him
i had him take a picture holding a sign saying "munkeypants rocks my world"
he did and he sent it to me. and i keep it close to my heart every night.
he is not really ethnic. dont let him tell you otherwise.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, I know Habeeb in real life. We met at the Dells once and I can honestly say this is him.
Right, munkeypants?
Submitted by cremain (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+3 for finally posting your real pic...
-1 Because of the behemoth driving the boat (how the fuck does it not capsize!?!?)
-1 'Cause no matter how much I scrolled or tilted my head, I couldnt get a better view of the hottie on the floating dock behind the tree...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm leaning toward shenanigans, but if this is for real . . . I would have never guessed in a million years.
"Habeeb" seems like sort of an ethnic name. Are you adopted?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bullshit!
You wouldn't be caught dead in a RED Sox hat!
She.
Nani.
Gans.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weren't you in the backstreet boys?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-20 00:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice Baby, which girlfriend does it belong to?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do not disrespect the RED SOX! I will hunt you down and
paint your toenails a pretty ghey color!
Submitted by WashedAshore (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GO FUCKIN RED SOX, YOU DIRTY PAIR OF UNDERPANTS!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ugly?? hell no. i'd do him in the pooper!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You are one ugly mudda fucka" in an Arnold accent
GO COPY PASTE WOO
GO WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT WOO
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have the urge to go swimming
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look cute in that yellow life-jacket!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urbane.. dont you feel silly now.
Habeeb is a sexy beast!
Submitted by RideJohnnyRide (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best. Post. Ever.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
am i the only one who is completely stunned that he isn't an overweight, pasty, acne-infested geek?
i commented before but....
mmmmmmmm
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd totally hit that hottie sitting on the guy's shoulder.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know you ACTUALLY molested young children.
Oh well.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's the guy in the background.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow, I thought you'd be older.
Who's the ugly fucker holding you?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. you ARE hot!!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like the guy Brittany Spears is marrying.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute AND goofy! If I didn't already have my cute goofball, I'd be drooling.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one ugly mudda fucka
Ps- i thought u would be like 14!
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a cutie....who's shoulder are you sitting on?
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool picture.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No way.
I call shenanigans!
You are not allowed to be hot!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can you hear that sound Mr. Thomas?
That is the sound of my photoshop lighting up.
And so I drop the gauntlet; "Habeeb, prepare to be beebed!"
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats it, stoned silly
YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE BEEBED SILLY
HAHAHAHAHA
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one ugly mudda fucka.
(said in an Arnold accent)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone let you near a baby? Brave soul.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didnt really care
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That baby must have left a feminine fragrance....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42295
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Habeeb, you really need to see someone about that growth on your neck.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So..are you the kid or the guy?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, you look more boring then I imagined.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for the bum picker..
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice polo.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 For Natty Lights at Ubercon
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A lad who looks and dresses like you owes me £20. Contact me if you want your grandmother's ring back in exchange for aforementioned fee.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:20:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
you coming to the Chicago Ubercon? well, it's just going to be me, Lisa, Bart, and Kristen, so it's not really an Ubercon, but you should meet up with us.
---------------------------------
What chi mean it aint' an Ubercon...
Three dudes
Two chicks
Vast quantities of Natural Ice and Boones Farm...
Wild Chicago nights?
Peeners???
Boobies??
Bajiners???
A TEACHER???
Sounds like a good time to me
GO UBERORGY CHICAGO WOO!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats some stupid kid from a few houses down that had a crush on my other cousin and was always over. He was a peener.
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot....who's that picking their bum in the background? hahaahaha
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What chu got beef with da Dells fo man???
Nigga wanna throw down???
Bring it
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm calling the cops...That doesn't look "kosher".
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for being a Boston hater
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you coming to the Chicago Ubercon? well, it's just going to be me, Lisa, Bart, and Kristen, so it's not really an Ubercon, but you should meet up with us.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its always the quiet ones.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...
What the hell was I thinkin?????
DAMN ME
GO BEARS....
WOO???
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Please try to limit your contact with that cute little girl. She has the world in front of her and it would be a shame to let your idiocy corrupt her.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not a "B" that's a "13."
Boston, I guess, is awful compared to Wisconsin Dells, isn't it, Chinstrap?
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm confused. If you wrote this wonderful piece about how much Boston sucks:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42134
Then why do you wear a Boston hat in this picture? Should the person in this photo be "Beebed" with such a hat on?
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw habeeb very nice but now you know you are going to get beebed right?
I can see it already the things they will do to you and your poor niece.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always knew you were normal :)
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+ motherfucking 2
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-19 17:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just as good as your other stuff.