I'll pass on the pepper.. thanks (Dog Story) (403 hits)
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Submitted by Sandecki (View user info) at 2004-08-19 18:02:46 EDT
Now, I love my dog, it is an ABA pit bull and is brittle colored all around, she has the most adorable face that everyone loves. Now, the fact that she can hop any fence under 4 feet is not a good thing. My dog loves to get out of my yard, and yes by her famous fence jumping skills. This has been a pain since she turned a year old, and more so then every yesterday.
I got a call from my neighbor as usually that my dog was running up and down the block like there was no tomorrow, she was zooming like a pinball inside a pinball machine, running up and down, left and right, and some how up a tree now and then, then boom, she takes notice of a polish older lady are her grandson on a porch not to far away, so of course she books that way.
Now my dog is SUPER friendly, she loves everyone and anyone, and loves to show that affection by jumping and kissing you till you can handle it anymore and feel like you want to drop a cinder block on her head, which still wouldn't have much of an effect. As my dog approaches the porch she runs up and jumps on the child, didn't hurt him or anything, the kid seemed to love it actually, it was quite amazing. Just as I grab my dog and get knee first next to her to apologize to the lady and her child, BOOM, a stream of lovely pepper spray enters my facial area and all goes black for about 5 seconds before my breathing becomes rather difficult and a serve pain on my lips, noses and eyes I cannot match to anything but hot lava on your face. You'll never know the feeling unless it has happened to you, beware of the can, NO IS NO GUYS!
Some how only 3 minutes went buy before an ambulance came and rushed me away to the emergency room, I had to take nostril and eye drops from a month and don't quite think I'll ever breathe correct again. On my way home I completely forgot what happened to my dog, worried as I come on my block I see a note on my door, it said that I can pick my dog up at the house where I was mace, after entering there yard from the alley I see the lady and the child playing actively with my dog, and an empty can of pepper spray in there trash can... ohm do I love my fucking dog.
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Submitted by Sandecki (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe she was aiming for the dog.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so why did the lady shoot you with pepper spray?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my dog pepper died last saturday
so... screw you
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-19 22:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your dog is a menace to society and people like you need to be taken outside and shot.