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Submitted by <Thekellycafe.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 18:04:56 EDT


I just had to get away

I didn't want to leave you all aroused on some of the slickest paper wasters of all time. But surely some lovers secretly thank me, for that vacation...

Scratching my feet on vacations with adventures of sway beef, apple orchards and over passes

I glistened up my thumb thru my back pack over my shoulders and listen to the advice of all those commercials

GO WEST MY FRIEND

Rose and I counted our coins destitute liquidating the coffee table and smashing the piggies back.
For a grand total on a Samolian budget of sixty-eight dollars and seventy-three cents. With my three changes of sox's, a sleeping bag, twenty lbs. of canned beans good sturdy boots and a due rag. We waited for our good friend Erb in his newly acquired bomber to deliver us from the alleys of our dreams.

To a honk and a scoot we loaded up the trunk not looking back. Erb brought us to an overpass connecting the dots of the map across the boarded wall of our prison. Unloading the trunk to the sounds of Step-in Wolfs, "The Pusher Man" we said our fair well to our OLE friend Erb.

With my double shoulder bag and due rag I stared at Rose with her large cachet of bags. 'i.e..' full suitcase, medium one, night bag, back pack and the largest purse that said: Mr. Bandit please take advantage of me. Sadden with the first tears of the trail, I explained to her and five minutes later Rose's bags were re-arranged. Thrown to the scavenges of bushes, to a single back pack and because I like my teeth clean, her night bag. Might I add that I added a few extra lbs. of beans for her to carry. Lucky so as dusk began to settle the bandits of our mind gave us a ride. Looking for weak points a nervousness arose about me, erased with no ill meaning. Conversations of rides between passing the time,
Rose and I found an apple orchard along the river side and shared some beans over the camp fire of our thoughts, that first night..

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