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Cheap Travel part 2 (303 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

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Submitted by <Thekellycafe.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 18:15:16 EDT


I Just had to get away...

Waking to a cool fall breeze the distant roar of people hurring to get nowhere fast.

Rose and I gathered up our belongings, sharing an apple we headed towards the wheels of our destinity.

Out on the highway of our dreams our friend, Mr. state Trooper with careful eyes writes a warning. No rightful passage hitch hiking a ride off lifes preconcieved paths.

OFF TO THE RAMP WE GO!

Three hours pass, a little bittie of a giant old woman pulls over and asks: Can you drive? I was most happy to oblige. Invited for a boilded dinner ,we except. Taking Ms O' Hagrity wife to old man Flangan deceased to the jointed walls of crowded neighborhoods. The boiled dinner changed to corn beef sandwiches, beans, rolling rock and big mouth beers at the Lucky Clover Leaf Pub.
After feeling the punch of Irish Creams, a question asked again from times past: Can you drive? SURE on the left side of a fourway throughfare
with Roses petals falling. I stopped diagonaly parked in a parrallel universe.

Mrs O' Hagrity drove us to the silent screams of crowded subdivisions. Twisting knobs of silent spaces and Acapulco Gold. Rose and the little old lady from the road, smoked to a present time past. While I was stretching my mind over the toilet bowl, passing out in a fog of spinning spaces with thoughts of humility on this the second night of cheap travel.

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Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-08-19 18:47:06 EDT (#)
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The text equivilant of a Dali painting.


Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed