Accessories That Don't Match The Outfit.............. (394 hits)
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Submitted by Disheartened (View user info) at 2004-08-19 19:07:55 EDT
Finally! He pushes me back onto the bed, takes a step back and continues to remove his tight t-shirt. Although i've seen his smooth tanned and toned torso before, this time it seems more defined....almost perfect, achingly i reach out with a steady hand. He takes another step back and with a cheeky smile on his face shakes his head. No...no, my dark haired, blue eyed, soon to be lover had to tease me just that little bit more. I can wait.... i've waited 6 weeks, five more minutes won't kill me, however i will have to wring my knickers out after removing them.
His hands move slowy over his washboard stomach, stopping at the waist band of his jeans. I'm so hot and wet for him right now. He looks at me, licks his lips in a porn star fashion and proceeds to unleash the beast - well, he pops the first two buttons of his jeans simultaneously. I'm high from the excitement of the anticipation...but what..... surely that wouldn't render my vision impaired. No...no it wouldn't. As much as i'd hoped that i was hallucinating it wasn't so. As he popped the third and then the fourth button it became apparent that the acessories didn't match, for there infront og me was the bottom half of an upside down orange triangle.
Yes! Much to my dismay he had tangerine candyfloss round his pecker.
Binned!
I don't hate ging-gars, i just don't find them remotely attractive, unless of course, they dye their mop......ahh, if only he'd gone the whole hog.
Ginger - It's wrong!
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Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deadly (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:29:20 EDT (#)
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Ever heard of St Tropez, dick-wad?
And as for being picky.... that's my prerogative!
If i purchase a colour tv, take it home only to find it's black and white, i'm going to feel cheated, oh wait.... i have been cheated!
Submitted by Disheartened is a dirty slut at 2004-08-19 20:13:53 EDT (#)
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He can't be a redhead if he has a tanned torso.
Besides, what's wrong with redheads, you slut-bitch-whore?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:44:50 EDT (#)
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Fitting shitty post for a SPT.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:41:31 EDT (#)
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i second that: WHAT?
Submitted by Spiritoso (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:36:48 EDT (#)
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Just to extend my pleasure of your carnal pleasure with firm excietment
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:31:31 EDT (#)
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what the hell? why are you being so picky!!! i bet you have a matted twat yourself. just shave it all off of him then. fark!!
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:28:12 EDT (#)
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I think it means he dies his hair, but NOT his pubes. And he's a redhead.
I think. Still not great.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:18:33 EDT (#)
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What??
He dyes and shapes his pubes?? Is that it?
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:18:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah, ditto the "huh."
I have no fucking clue.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:12:42 EDT (#)
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huh?