A piece of ass (699 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.71 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Thekellycafe.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 19:21:35 EDT
There's so much sweet ass for the taking any time of the year...
Yes even you my looser friend hung like a field mouse still liking the cats meow.
Description; Usually married unfilled, hanging around the cucumbers and zukes of their dreams. Fortyish encroaching fifty with an itch they can't controll. Dressed in a skirt above the knees a support bar to tilt your imagination and if your lucky high heal shoes to step up to the occasion.
Never any make up especially lipstick as they are experienced, not liking to show and tell. Imagine the mess that makes when the tears flow engulfing your love. Colors of black, blue, pink, red and yellow staining your manhood. Surely your wife isn't going to believe that you've been playing with green striped, pink poka dot purple wind up toys, at the grocery store.
If you strike out there my intrepid traveler, try wal-mart they got everything at discount prices.
User Reviews
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what can i say? i liked it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spiritoso (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:50:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Spelling who cares about that, punctuation marks, commas and periods? Inless your hunting down a damsel in distress, then the period comes into play just before it starts. Now all you lovely woman yelling oh ya baby give me more! I'm dreaming of two ball lotion spraying across the room.
I'm giving myself a +2 beause I know you want me
This response is dumber than the post itself, dipshit.
Submitted by Spiritoso (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spelling who cares about that, punctuation marks, commas and periods? Inless your hunting down a damsel in distress, then the period comes into play just before it starts. Now all you lovely woman yelling oh ya baby give me more! I'm dreaming of two ball lotion spraying across the room.
I'm giving myself a +2 beause I know you want me
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow... a post that deserves a -2 on SPT... a new low.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
surreal.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I feel sorry for cougars. They have unfulfilled lives and are long past the point of nubility. But they do have experience.......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU'RE calling US "loosers"?
That's precious, shitforbrains....buahahahahahahahahaaa...nice job with the fourth grade grammar and spelling.
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2004-08-19 19:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up. You're not welcome here.