X-Treme Shit Post Thursday!!!!! (NSFW) (722 hits)
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Submitted by Biznochizzle<enlarged.penis.at.a.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-19 20:04:13 EDT
I'm running out of stories to tell about my cock, so now I'll have to move on to my vagina.
When I was a few years younger, I was a nympho. I loved cock, and cock loved my pussy. But what else should one expect? I'm a guy, I know what it's like to crave those tight hot lips, even though they smell bad and might carry diseases. But really, who gives a fuck? Its pussy, isn't it!?
So anyway, one day I'm walking down the street thinking about how bad I just want to fuck something, and I see this old shopkeeper bastard eyeing my perky teen titties (like you wouldn't!) and I stopped next to him and slapped his limp wrinkled cockshaft back and forth a few times until his nipples got hard. His tits sagged.
After I took off my shirt, he still wasn't getting any harder, so I grabbed his broom and went around back with it. I think I broke my uterus with that thing. I remember one black guy who came close, but shit...You can't beat a broom! Those straw strands just do something else to you. Wow.
After I had my fiftieth orgasm from fucking a broom, I got a turkey baster and sucked all the dirty puss juice out of my dirty puss and squirted it into a Pepsi bottle (that I had sex with a few days back). I walked around drinking it all day even though it smelled like fishy shit, but some asshole took it from me and started masturbating all hardcore, but after I told him I had AIDS he flipped out and shoved it up his ass. Didn't see him again.
After that I gave myself oral and squeezed a few drops of piss out onto my neighbors cat, then proceeded to dry hump it. Who doesn't like a little pussy-on-pussy action?
See, if I had a vagina, I would be one awful motherfucker. Oh, this is my mom.
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Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jam sucka
Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:32:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would resemble a St. Bernard with overactive saliva gland after tasting that little morsel.
+2 for ANY picture of the monkey button
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:59:18 EDT (#)
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+2 for the post.
-1 for SPT.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:18:23 EDT (#)
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I'd love to lick the outside and inside of HER rectum! Yum!
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:09:56 EDT (#)
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And there's Fetish! He spends 24 hours a day 7 days a week on Ubersite, just waiting for your next post to hit you with a hot hot hot -2! If I ever find you, Fetish, we'll ass fuck like you've never had before, baby.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-19 20:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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