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Category: Politics

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Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-08-19 21:33:27 EDT


I don't know about you, but I hated high school. Loathed it. With undying passion. Stab kill.

However, the highlight of every year was the ending "electives." Oh, you know: Best dressed, most attractive, etc. And as I was reading my senior yearbook and drawing mustaches on all the faces, I was thinking... Uber?

All this thinking, plus writer's block (to the extreemmmmeeee) has led me to write this god awful post.

So, I ask you, who do YOU elect?

Let the cliques form and the name-calling begin!

Voting will end next SPT. I'm too lazy to look up the date. Winners will be tongued. Maybe Kristin and I will get naked or something.

I got a few ideas from http://bereahigh.org/1955.htm. Sure, they have little or nothing to do with Uber. Sure they're from 1955. ... stop looking at me.

Most Athletic
Most Original
Friendliest
Most Studious
Best Leader
Wittiest
Most Popular
Best All Around
Most Talented
Most Dependable
Sweethearts
Best Dressed
Most Likely to Succeed
Best Looking.

Maybe we could some "Most Likely to Kill Themselves First," "Most Likely to Get Herpes," "Most Likely to Burn in Hell," etc etc.

Whatever.

Oh, and if this has already been done, sorry. I checked, but ehh.


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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and I forgot to show you this example of how the system use to be exploitable.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/10153

That post used to have something close to -1.98 for the average rating. Razor was a little trigger happy that day and decided to demonstrate automation by running a program that gave that guy close to 1,000 -2s. It's also the second most reviewed post in Ubersite's history (Rizzo's original "The Neverending Thread" being the first...that one has actually been closed due to the excessive lag on the server when you try to open the page). Ever since the change to the new rating system it's only got a -0.63.

Also Razor has learned his lesson but will forever be known as the original spammer. Albeit he did spam cleverly.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most likely to return a cell phone charger I bought for my girlfriend but later found out she still had her old one: youarsoghey

*sigh* I'm way too nice for my own good. By the way, I wasn't serious when I made fun of you and Falco on his post :). I just like making fun out of comical situations.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

get it got it good

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-22 16:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most likely to explain the new ratings system for the hundredth time: Not me.

Just kidding.

Here's the diggity deal. You're not exactly "new" anymore, but I have no idea when you really started participating on Ubersite. I also don't care, so I'll explain it to you like you're a dumbass even though you may not be said dumbass. The old ratings system used to count every rating from every person as often as they wanted. For example:

Random Post from Val:

Rating 1: youarsoghey gives you a +1
Rating 2: HootinanyBob gives you a -2
Rating 3: Assface McGillicutty gives you a 0
Rating 4: youarsoghey gives you a +1 again
Rating 5: youarsoghey gives you a +2
Rating 6: youarsoghey gives you a +2 again

The average rating of this post under the old rating system after 6 reviews would be 0.67. Overall score of +4 (+1-2+0+1+2+2) divided by six ratings.

After a lot of complaining from tons of users that one person could unfairly affect the average rating of each post just by giving it many +2s or -2s, Bart came up with a clever solution to the problem. These days your rating only counts once, but each subsequent rating you give is averaged with your other ratings to go toward the total score as a single rating. For instance:

The average rating of that post under the new rating system after 6 reviews would be -0.17. Overall score of -0.50 (youarsoghey's average rating of all his ratings in that post would be 1.5 so 1.5+0-2) divided by THREE ratings. So you can no longer affect any one post more than your power to give it a good or bad rating ONCE. The post will still have six reviews, but it will no longer have six ratings. Just two regular ratings and one rating derived from four others.

The practical application of this is that comicbookguy DOES drag down your rating ever so slightly by giving you zeros or -2s after he gave you that initial +2, but it is nothing more than him shifting his average from a +2 to a +1.4 or +0.5 and so on. That's why you should keep giving +2s out on a post if you wish for your rating to remain a +2. It doesn't hurt the average rating of the post as much as it used to, but it doesn't help it to give it another +2 at this point, so it's best to just keep giving +2s (or -2s or +1s or 0s...whatever you want your rating of that post to be) in secondary reviews.

If that makes no sense to you, too bad.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Number one: they have rolo ice cream here. I am eating it as I type with one hand.

number two: no idea, but take your +2 OH HOLY ONE

number three: me sleep now

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Number One: There's no WAY they make ROLOS icecream, because I would have hit that shizzle long ago.

Number Two: Did Bart change the rating system so that multiple comments' ratings count?

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I take your snickers ice cream with chocolate syrup and raise you rolo ice cream with sprinkles, drizzled in hot fudge and sexed up with chocolate chips and whip cream, served in a man's hat

READ EM AND WEEP

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I take your Twix icecream and raise you one Snickers Crunch Icecream.

With chocolate syrup.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU'RE DEAD SQUEALER

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I'm telling Mom.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TWO FOR ME NONE FOR YOU, YOU LIMEY BASTARD

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i so just ate twix icecream.

no lies.

all sexiness.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

most likely to have sex with twix ice cream=comicbookguy

most likely to freeze penis due to said sex=comicbookguy

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most likely to be the hottest and most awesome chick on Über - Val

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-22 00:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

most likely to kill a girl by way of orgasm=comicbookguy



Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most Likely to Live Off of Icecream and Spaghettios: Val

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Most Likely Not to be Given an Elective: Me

Most Likely to Induce a Paradox: Me
======================================

Most likely to have a paradox induced head explosion: me

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-21 23:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

most likely to have the biggest dick-ToxicNarcotic

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most likely to go get some Taco Bell: youarsoghey

..No really, you are. I mean you ar.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-21 22:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

most likely to eat pie right now=comicbookguy

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most Likely to Get the Flu in the Summer: Val
Most Likely to Get Charged 500$ by Visa Just to Use the Damned Card: Val
Most Likely to Have No Money: Val
Most Likely to Suck: Val

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most Likely Not to be Given an Elective: Me

Most Likely to Induce a Paradox: Me

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NO NO NO NO, AND NO!

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 19:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shenanigans!!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Original: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Friendliest: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Studious: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Best Leader: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Wittiest: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Popular: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Best All Around: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Talented: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Dependable: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Sweethearts: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Best Dressed: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Likely to Succeed: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Best Looking: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Gayest: I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish
Most Likely to Die of Alcohol Poisoning: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Best Tattoo: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Likely to Get Herpes: Would be Fetish but he's never had sex. Falco. He likes slores.
Most likely to almost commit suicide but then not: Fetish - he's too much of a pussy to kill.
Most Likely to run for President: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most likely to become president despite not running: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Friendliest: Val <3 and Val <3 and Val <3
Most Not Dependable: Fetish, he can't read a clock.
Most Likely to Be called a Tool: Fetish, because he's a tool.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just kidding:

Most Athletic: Wiki
Most Original: Wiki
Friendliest: Wiki
Most Studious: Wiki
Best Leader: Wiki
Wittiest: Wiki
Most Popular: Wiki
Best All Around: Wiki
Most Talented: Wiki
Most Dependable: Wiki
Sweethearts: Wiki
Best Dressed: Wiki
Most Likely to Succeed: Wiki
Best Looking: Wiki

=========================================

There's your prize.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for some of the compliments to the few of you who can find a superlative for me. I'd do this list, but I don't like to choose favorites. I think most people on this site know who I read and who I don't. If I read your posts consistently, you should know that I really appreciate what you write.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-08-21 08:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: Slapshot99
Most Original: comicbookguy
Friendliest: youarsoghey
Most Studious: I dunno.. I'm stumped
Best Leader: Razor
Wittiest: Falco
Most Popular: Method.. everyone wants to lick his balls. Myself included.
Best All Around: GodChicken
Most Talented: shitfuck.. from one extreme to another, he's an amazing writer.
Most Dependable: Sideburns..?
Sweethearts: lojo, munkey, OLAS, Kristen, Ashlee, Donitsu, youarsoghey, GodChicken.. so many..
Best Dressed: Donitsu
Most Likely to Succeed: JMG
Best Looking: shitfuck, by far
Gayest: Captain Foamy. Hey.. I've realized the mistakes I made in the past.
Most Likely to Die of Alcohol Poisoning: ME
Best Tattoo: Matt Maiorano
Most Likely to Get Herpes: Habeeb
Most likely to almost commit suicide but then not: me
Most Likely to run for President: gibberish
Most likely to become president despite not running: Lojope.. first woman president, EVAR!
Friendliest: sublime
Most Not Dependable: Sideburns..?
Most Likely to Be called a Tool: AJ

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-21 07:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww. I'm on here, like, a bunch of times. You guys are so sweet.






You're on my Christmas card list!
Oh...

and I want to give Val the money shot.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Most likely to almost commit suicide but then not" : chipolatte

"Most Likely to run for President" : Koolmang

"Most likely to become president despite not running" : Sideburns

"Friendliest" : IHAKF

"Most Not Dependable" : Method

"Most Likely to Be called a Tool" : AJ





If anyone wonders why I chose certain people for certain things. Don't.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic- FALCO
Most Original - FALCO
Friendliest - FALCO
Most Studious - FALCO
Best Leader - FALCO
Wittiest - FALCO
Most Popular - FALCO
Best All Around - FALCO
Most Talented - FALCO
Most Dependable - FALCO
Sweethearts - FALCO
Best Dressed - FALCO
Most Likely to Succeed - FALCO
Best Looking. - FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO
- FALCO


Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Most likely to burn in hell"

Even though God doesn't exist, I'm sure that a hell will be made just for the author of this. And anyone who laughed at it, I'm sorry to say. http://www.ubersite.com/m/41480

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-20 21:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice eyes

Submitted by A_Hitler (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

RIGHT. SURE THING.

Nice bandana you fugly bitch.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-20 08:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe five years, 1,500 packs of Marlboro Lights, and 3,000 Yuengling Lagers ago....maybe.



Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-20 02:27:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: BLITZKRIEG_BOB

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 07:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-08-20 03:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I never make it on these things.



Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-08-20 02:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: BLITZKRIEG_BOB
Most Original: Sideburns
Friendliest: Donitsu (he was the first one to IM me)
Most Studious: Matt
Best Leader: Razor
Wittiest: Shitfuck
Most Popular: Hmmm, JMG
Best All Around: Rizzo
Most Talented: Smurfs
Most Dependable: Creep_firebombing
Sweethearts : Fetish and EST
Best Dressed: 1point21gigawatts
Most Likely to Succeed:Me
Best Looking.Kristen, Val, Erika, Lyric, and many, many others.

Done and done. Wheres the free hand job?


Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

best dressed definitely goes to me. i'm so stylish it hurts!

Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most Hungry: Me.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Good idea, but I can never vote on shit like that.

Although, thanks for the props on the tat, Val. Appreciate it.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i drink because it makes your posts funnier

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh. And no thats TOTALLY my own hairpiece/bandana....

And gibberish would definately win most artistic.

And Lojo should be added to the sweethearts category.

My bad.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most Athletic: Come one guys, everyone knows you don't leave the house.
Most Original: Koolmang
Friendliest: Kristen
Most Studious: Donitsu2002
Best Leader: Method
Wittiest: JMG and Jimbo
Most Popular: Firefly!
Best All Around: Donkey
Most Talented: Jewtoast
Most Dependable: Creepfirebombing
Sweethearts: Razor and Firefly
Best Dressed: ..You people wear clothes?
Most Likely to Succeed: WillZone for President
Best Looking: Toxic Narcotic
Gayest: Method
Most Likely to Die of Alcohol Poisoning: Myself
Best Tattoo: Matt Mairaosmhdjhno
Most Likely to Get Herpes: All of you

I'm still thinking about Most Likely to Fall into the Firepit and Best Newbie.

And I didn't know this was done before. My apologies. Not really.

Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No "Most Artistic"?

: (

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-08-19 23:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best Dressed
--------------------------------
I vote for me, i'll post evidence on it tomorrow.... or the day after or something...

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you wearing Donkey's headband in that picture?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:06:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: Based on his post from today, I would have to nominate Espo.

====================================================================================================

ESPO....PICK YOUR SPORT KIDDO.

Submitted by RateBot (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uBermadness was rigged. Howcan someone who forfeits get through to the next round when the other atleast wrote something.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:04:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Razor is Underrated on this site, we should do a tribute to the little Mexican/Jew!

****************************************

Are you kidding? Razor is a rockstar here. Plus, he's reigning Ubermadness World Champion.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Most likely to go most heated tomorrow = You.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No way Method is not fat at all. He's like a big teddy bear!!

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not in america and he has a wife, that was a stupuid suggestion!

Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most Athletic: Based on his post from today, I would have to nominate Espo.
Most Original: Sideburns
Friendliest: Erika/Phoenix
Most Studious: Who's a nerd...hmmm.
Best Leader: Bart
Wittiest: comicbookguy
Most Popular: Method shits gold nuggets at the moment, so I'd say him.
Best All Around: JMG
Most Talented: Razor
Most Dependable: WillZone
Sweethearts: Hidden101 and Lisa
Best Dressed: Miss Shoes herself-AlwaysanEagle
Most Likely to Succeed: Scott_James
Best Looking: Loren, Erika/Phoenix, Val, and Zod (pretty boy).

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why don't you just blow him instead?

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Razor is Underrated on this site, we should do a tribute to the little Mexican/Jew!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I don't start getting some serious votes, there will be hell to pay around here and we don't need that.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best leader- bart = no way, razor does just as much as him and gets little credit

I had Razor as best leader originally but I couldn't put him in two slots. He is by far the most dependable person on this site.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-19 22:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

None taken, Falco, I'm happily secure with my gargantuanly blobbish good looks

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though I hardly know any of you:

Most Athletic - Method
Most Original - Jared
Friendliest - Jonukah
Most Studious - Nicole
Best Leader - Bart
Wittiest - Will Zone
Most Popular - Hidden
Best All Around - RIZZO!
Most Talented - Loren
Most Dependable - Razor
Sweethearts - DrinkDDT and Murphy
Best Dressed - Bird ... you know, Method's Bird ... you know?
Most Likely to Succeed - Tom
Best Looking - Val and Kristen ... naked

*********
Methods= fatass (no offence george but you are)
best leader- bart = no way, razor does just as much as him and gets little credit

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you, SG, glad to know I'm not the only one that finds something horribly wrong with that statement

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh boy...you don't mind if I wait right here for your list, do ya?

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though I hardly know any of you:

Most Athletic - Method
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most athletic....Method......I'm like 500 pounds, they have to peel me off of my bed every day. You've got the wrong guy.

I'll fill this thing out later when I get to work

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How did she leave out "Gayest"?

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though I hardly know any of you:

Most Athletic - Method
Most Original - Jared
Friendliest - Jonukah
Most Studious - Nicole
Best Leader - Bart
Wittiest - Will Zone
Most Popular - Hidden
Best All Around - RIZZO!
Most Talented - Loren
Most Dependable - Razor
Sweethearts - DrinkDDT and Murphy
Best Dressed - Bird ... you know, Method's Bird ... you know?
Most Likely to Succeed - Tom
Best Looking - Val and Kristen ... naked

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Most Athletic- Me
Most Original- Enraged Baboon, Comic book Guy
Friendliest- Lojope
Best Leader- Razor
Wittiest- Willzone
Most Popular- Kristen
Best All Around- Youarsoghey
Most Talented- JMG114
Most Dependable- Sideburns
Sweethearts- Vanilla and Val
Best Dressed- Creepfirebombing (Pic with president) Vanilla
Most Likely to Succeed- Me
Best Looking- Val, Vanilla, Kristen, Squattail


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and if this has already been done, sorry. I checked, but ehh.





Didn't look real hard, did ya?


It's been done. To death. Many times.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My high school elected me "Most likely to host a talk show".

Thanks.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What about "bop it"?

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Most Athletic: ME

hands down...If I can shoot it, kick it, throw it, slap shot it, tackle it, skate around it, block it, count it, call it, sink it, swing at it, run it, run away from it, dodge it, flip it, fake it, make a play for it, race it, pad up for it, strap it, steal it and score it....I do it

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Most Athletic - SG
Most Original - SG
Friendliest - SG
Most Studious - SG
Best Leader - SG
Wittiest - SG
Most Popular - SG
Best All Around - SG
Most Talented - SG
Most Dependable - SG
Sweethearts - SG
Best Dressed - SG
Most Likely to Succeed - SG
Best Looking - SG


...just kidding. I seriously have no fucking clue who would fit what description, but I'd say the Wittiest is definetly Shitfuck.

Submitted by LiteracyLover (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

elect me for Most Likely to Never Post but Will Still Keep Giving Out Random Crappy Reviews.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-19 21:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, let's get this over with and just elect me "Best Looking".

OK, that's one down....


Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled.
I'm sick of being so healthy! Hey wait -- Hyper-Obesity. If you
weigh more than 300 pounds, you qualify as disabled.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer