The Lojopiad: An Encounter With Two Extremely Ghey Menz (876 hits)
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Submitted by Jeremy Roberts (View user info) at 2004-08-20 09:45:33 EDT
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41970
Three days after the events from before,
Lojo had to get something from the store.
So with a sigh she began on her way,
Hoping she wouldn't see Fetish today.
After twenty minutes, she got into town,
But the store was closed, so she gave a big frown.
"Oh well," she decided, "I'll come back tonight."
She turned around and saw a horrible sight.
Spedmonkey, Stoned Silly and three little boys
Sat there in a circle, sharing sex toys.
In horror the lass yelled "What are you two doing?
Let those boys go, and stop your gay screwing!"
Stoned Silly looked up, guilty as sin,
Reached over, wiped something off Spedmonkey's chin.
Both then jumped up and put on their pants,
Spedmonkey was smellier than someone from France.
The pair glanced at each other, not sure what to do.
Said Stoned Silly, "Um... How do you do?"
He offered to shake, but Lojope declined,
She knew his hand had been in Spedmonkey's behind.
Lojo was disgusted with the pair of gay lovers.
"Look at those young boys! What'll they tell their mothers?
You two are awful. I should bring legal action,
You guys are worse than Michael Jackson!"
Spedmonkey said smugly, "I don't mean to boast,
But you can't sue us. We know Jewtoast!"
"That doesn't matter," Lojo said with a sneer.
"You're both clearly guilty. Just look at your rear!"
"Are you saying we're homos?" Sped asked in alarm.
"Those boys are our friends; we weren't doing no harm."
"We're not gay," cried Stoned Silly. "Just really good friends!"
"Yeah, right," said Lojope. "ATTN GHEY MENZ!"
At that the two miscreants turned and they fled,
It seemed Lojo's comments had filled them with dread.
The maid shook her head and she wondered aloud,
"Why do I attract such a strange crowd?
Perhaps it's just Über that attracts them so,"
Lojope thought as she turned to go.
"But why do all the crazies come here?
Fuck it," she said. "I want a beer."
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-13 17:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stoned Silly looked up, guilty as sin,
Reached over, wiped something off Spedmonkey's chin.
Both then jumped up and put on their pants,
Spedmonkey was smellier than someone from France.
Lojo was disgusted with the pair of gay lovers.
"Look at those young boys! What'll they tell their mothers?
You two are awful. I should bring legal action,
You guys are worse than Michael Jackson!"
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OMG teh CONSPRIACY IS REVEALED!~SPED
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-08-21 08:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-08-20 16:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pest.Boem.Aver!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, at least I was doing the penetrating.
Submitted by whiskeyjack (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
these poems are just fucking hilarious, your like the Shakespeare if Uber
WOO GO LOJOPIADS WOO!!!!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My post has to contend with this?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a beer too
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These stories are great, I want to hear more
Don't want to be in one unless I'm a whore.
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Mang. I love you too. And yes, I thought the first one was better as well.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just to ruin your perfect +2 rating.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't be a one trick pony.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so very wrong....funny....but wrong
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More ghey sex talk next time. There isn't enough of that on Uber.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop doing these and I will kill you.
I'm serious. I have connections.
<Mean look>
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, if you were to lie down in Greece, you'd probably get a nice massage from Homer rolling in his grave.
Funny as hell though.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some funny as hell verses. Personally, I liked the first one more.
Submitted by ATTNGHEYMENZ (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:11:21 EDT (#)
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"We're not gay," cried Stoned Silly. "Just really good friends!"
"Yeah, right," said Lojope. "ATTN GHEY MENZ!"
Best. Poem. Ever.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-20 10:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, and the last line was pure poetry.
Yes, I know that the whole thing was technically "poetry," I'm just saying that the last line really "got" me, you know? In here <points to liver>. It was beautiful.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just as good as the last one. keep em coming!
Espo
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
How'd you find out about that?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The story of my life! You should keep doing these, they're hilarious.