My New Uber Friends, I Admit, I was Wrong (774 hits)
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Submitted by freebie (View user info) at 2004-08-20 11:05:53 EDT
Recently I posted two pieces of fluff aimed at a certain prominent group of users. Amusing
little thoughts thht came to me at random during a recent bout of insomnia. The response from this
prominent group left me with much to contemplate. I now admit, I was wrong.
Your refutation of my amusing anecdotes left me stunned with their depth and insight. The
gentle acceptance of others views coupled with you well thought replies and counter points swayed
me to the good side, the only side. Our side.
So my new friends, you have another ally. I will gladly goosestep with you, blindly praising
Michael Moore, quoting Ted Rall as a reliable journalist, and buying Barbra Streisand tickets and
memorabilia. Never will I question my new leaders absurd statements like "I invented the Internet"
and "I did not have sex with that woman".
Now, please join me now in a chorus of "We Shall Overcome", my new friends.
P.S. The above steaming pile was brought to you in honor of SPT, which I forgot. Thank you,
thank you very much. T-shirts and CDs can be purchased at the door.
P.P.S. The above post will soon be plagamarized by Brian James, rewritten poorly and posted
under that user name. Please to not but T-shirts or CDs from this ripoff artist.
User Reviews
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-11-06 22:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:26:53 EDT (#)
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Uber friends? If my friends were assholes like the people on this site, I sure as shit would tell them to fuck off...but I like the apology.
Submitted by Brian_Johns (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:19:14 EDT (#)
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Awesome post. Glad you came around. Want to borrow any of my Al Franken books?
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-08-20 17:19:06 EDT (#)
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Sarcasm is better when it's funny.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 16:30:41 EDT (#)
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NSFW! -2 for no NSFW label
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-20 16:16:14 EDT (#)
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Have a +1 because you're going on vacation.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:36:41 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, the plagamarizing link/hitwhore piece of shit thief is Brian Johns.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:31:21 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and you're a poopyhead too.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:30:18 EDT (#)
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Thanks for that insightful feedback charger. That's what the post is all about ya fuckin moron.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-20 13:13:42 EDT (#)
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i liked this
Submitted by Random Joseph at 2004-08-20 12:32:35 EDT (#)
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I guess when all else fails, you just resort to trolling.
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:16:07 EDT (#)
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Goosestep? Fucking GWB is the king of the goosestep you mindless nazi fuck. Take the "Patriot Act" and shove it up your lame asshole, and then light in on fire.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:12:38 EDT (#)
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I'm wondering if it's worth it to explain to you that Al Gore's statement "I helped make the internet possible" was taken out of context, regarding a bill that he proposed that help fund programs making the world wide web a cheap resource for communication. I bet you were too smart to know that.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:09:42 EDT (#)
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Doh!
Submitted by runninginplace (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:57:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:27:19 EDT (#)
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Sweet. Remember, it is dull, de, dull, dull, dull - until you've finished it. Then you are going to be amazed.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:22:39 EDT (#)
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Teeph, I ordered that book you suggested. I plan to read it on vaca next week at my palatial beach
condo I purchased from the labors of the proletariat(sp?)
Submitted by dukkha (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:21:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-08-20 09:41:22 (#)
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Toothpaste does help. But why not just wear your hickies with pride?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:16:41 EDT (#)
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Boooooooooooooo!!!onehundredandeleven!!!
Sell-out!
Boooooooo!!!!
You suck.
Blow me.
Die, you pinko commie bastard.
I love you; call me.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:13:55 EDT (#)
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0 for the post.
-1 for SPT.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:09:04 EDT (#)
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The republicans will be coming to kill your first born child tonight. Be ready.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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its cool
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:07:04 EDT (#)
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