space moose (386 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.33 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Morg Evil <morgan_routledge.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-08-20 11:46:54 EDT
Anyone that has ever read the U of A's newspaper "The Gateway" remember a happy little fellow named spacemoose. The world being in the shape that is now, I feel we could find guidance in his words.
And now, some spacemoose poetry:
Noserings
O what a heinous thing to do
To take a nose and run it though
To pierce a hole where flesh once was
Is this not what a madman does?
Your skin turns red, your nostrils swell,
And when you sneeze, it hurts like hell
So wear a nosering if you will
You stupid fucking imbecile
A haiku
dreaming about breasts
big, ripe, disembodied tits
I awake turgid
One day space moose will save us all, until then
http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/index.htm
Enjoy
User Reviews
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-08-20 12:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love spacemoose. Still a classic, even down here at the U of C.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 11:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's good stuff. Me likey.