Flanel: A short manly man tribute. (521 hits)
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Submitted by EmptyRobot (View user info) at 2004-08-20 14:35:48 EDT
Out there in the big world of men there exists certain men who are considered "Manly men". These men are considered manly because they do generally awesome or totaly cool things.
Types of men this includes:
·the lumberjack
·the pirate
·the ninja
·the robot
·worlds strongest men contestants
·carpenters
·electricians
·factory workers
·miners
·gas station attendants that work 3rd shift
·fire fighters
·Police dudes
·bar tenders
·bikers
·boxers
·hometown harware store owners
·the guys from bum fights
·porn stars
But lets never forget the piece of clothing that all manly men wear: Flanel.
Now if youre out there going "but i HATE flanel!", then you're probably a whiny Cuntbag who should be cleaning rather than contemplating manly things like flanel or you're a homosexual.
Whys is flanel manly? Because everyone hates it, its warm, and its cheap. Just by wearing something that everyone around you hates makes you manly and it makes easier to figure out who the manly men are. Its warm. You can wear just a flanel and a beater and climb mount everest and thats a proven fact. They're 8.95 apiece for quite possibly the best shirt ever made. I dont need a fucking silk shirt that cost 65$. Thats just fucking two. Everytime I see a shirt that costs more than 15 bucks, I wanna find the closest person and choke the living shit out of them.
So this means whenever you see a man in a flanel shirt you can assume that hes awesome and you can consider giving him head.This has been my tribute the the manliest of all men:Flanel wearers.
Thus this has
User Reviews
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"flannel", not "flanel", you fucking twat.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 23:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-08-20 22:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not trying to insult you or anything but if you are a guy then I think you might be gay. Theres nothing wrong with it, its okay.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 cause it's 66 minutes to my vacation
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is "Flanel" Chanel for men?
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-08-20 15:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you did fuck it up a little,
but hey, it's about flannel, and that's good enough for me.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit i fucked up big
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh god...I let my boyfriends wear it every now and then, but if they start making it a habit...