Nerds on AIM: IM Arguing Dungeons and Dragons Style (Suck Factor- 10) (991 hits)
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Submitted by sunjunkie04 (View user info) at 2004-08-20 18:14:06 EDT
Danzig IIII: MUAHAHAHA!
Danzig IIII: I RULE
SunJunkie04: Yes you do
SunJunkie04: But I have a penis
Danzig IIII: .
Danzig IIII: I have a bajiner
SunJunkie04: Damn
SunJunkie04: Foiled again
Danzig IIII: BWAHAHA
Danzig IIII: I cast level 3 bajinerism
Danzig IIII: <he is foiled!>
SunJunkie04: Counters with Level 4 Pink Steel
Danzig IIII: DAMN!
Danzig IIII: Front kick to the cajones, Donkey has lost power!
SunJunkie04: Mushroom stamp to the forehead, Val is unconcious
Danzig IIII: Val's Magic Vagina Fairy Feeds Her Love Juice, Val regains Consciousness!
SunJunkie04: Donkey's super Sperm Cannon blasts Vagina fairy out of the air. Val's morale lowers
Danzig IIII: Val shoots Can of tuna out of Magic Slippery Place, pelting Donkey in head. Donkey is down!
SunJunkie04: Donkey rolls away from Tuna (he is allergic to fish) and rights him self with the Peener Growth Hormone Enzyte
Danzig IIII: Oh No! Val Blocks Growth with oversized maxi pad of doom!
SunJunkie04: Donkey counters with full lenght Leval 87 Fashionistas DVD
SunJunkie04: Peener thobbing up 500%
Danzig IIII: Val needs Lube
SunJunkie04: Donkey gives NOSSING!
Danzig IIII: Val's Magical Vagina Fairy is back after some self induced orgasms //Sexy factor raised 300 points
SunJunkie04: Donkey is stricken with sexy factor. Attempts Blind Penetration +4
Danzig IIII: Val has been penetrated! Squeezes Lube into eyes. Donkey is blind! -2
SunJunkie04: Penetration sucessful! Donkey inseminates Val with super fast acting Donkey Batter. Soon Donkey quintuplets will burst forth and join the fracas
Danzig IIII: Val is transformed to washed up housewife, pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen!
Danzig IIII: Val's Magical Vagina Fairy retreats into crotch.
Danzig IIII: Donkey Wins! +6969696969696969696969 points!
SunJunkie04: Done and done.
Yup, I know it blew. Guess what? I got nothin.
I am the fastest one handed typer ever.
User Reviews
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-21 18:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nano Nano
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-08-21 10:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
sublime: the d&D post blew
Danzig IIII: yeah i know!!!
sublime: like, what was he thinking
Danzig IIII: haha i dunno its just a joke
sublime: i'd be embarassed
sublime: goddamn
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I shot Pepsi out of my nose when I read that. Now there's nose Pepsi on my screen.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-08-21 09:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should I be ashamed of the fact that I actually thought it was funny?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-08-21 07:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the funniest shit post I've read since 'Nam.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-08-21 00:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed it. But then again, I am a fucking dork.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out my Ubersite RPG series. I might do a 5th eventually. That way, you might get some better idears.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sublime: the d&D post blew
Danzig IIII: yeah i know!!!
sublime: like, what was he thinking
Danzig IIII: haha i dunno its just a joke
sublime: i'd be embarassed
sublime: goddamn
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dorkathon.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and:
[17:46:52] harmlessness: I'm the king of the mu'fuckin' world!
[17:47:11] SunJunkie04: And how did this come about without me knowing?
[17:47:23] harmlessness: the last king died and made me king
[17:47:44] SunJunkie04: He told me I was going to be the king
[17:47:49] SunJunkie04: Bastard
[17:47:51] harmlessness: he lied to you!
[17:47:55] harmlessness: bwahahaha
[17:48:04] SunJunkie04: Noooooooooooooo
[17:48:27] harmlessness: you can be the king's he-bitch
[17:48:37] SunJunkie04: Sweet
[17:48:45] SunJunkie04: Do I get wenches?
[17:48:49] harmlessness: now go get me a ho!
[17:49:04] SunJunkie04: I must test her out first
[17:49:13] SunJunkie04: To make sure shes not..............
[17:49:18] SunJunkie04: Poisend or something
[17:49:36] harmlessness: Okay, now you're the prince's whipping boy
[17:49:56] SunJunkie04: FUCK BEANS!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 until I see Val's boobies.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:09:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Val has a weiner.
Yes, it's bigger than mine.
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hahaha needle dick!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Val has a weiner.
Yes, it's bigger than mine.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 19:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method is gay
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you suck. You ain't got nothing on that donkey guy
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking geeks....
I love it.
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was so fucking dumb that i liked it
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I am the fastest one handed typer ever."
I swear I am, and it has nothing to do with jerking off. I have had to type with just my right hand for a combined total of over a year in my life due to many injuries of my left hand. I'm like that guy in Tomorrow Never Dies.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danzig's a cool band. If you play the songs backwards, they sound jargled.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this sucked so much ass its ridiculous.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking Awful
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to point out a few lines that were awesome but they all kicked ass.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am the biggest nerd I know.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-20 18:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.